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17 Dec 2004, 03:35
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ui am not drunk
i did not have a work xmas party.
i die ny eeverything.
especially the bit with th epa.
i eny that.
and the accoun manger women.
i deny that tooo.
xmas partys ar ebad
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17 Dec 2004, 03:38
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Re: ui am not drunk
no!
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17 Dec 2004, 03:41
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Re: ui am not drunk
no!
i cant eremeber my address
sexual orientation
hmm
if its female and not fat it'll do.
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17 Dec 2004, 03:43
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Re: ui am not drunk
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Originally Posted by Flavius
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no.
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17 Dec 2004, 03:44
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Re: ui am not drunk
no!
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17 Dec 2004, 03:45
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Re: ui am not drunk
i ahve to be up in 4hrs not [ppiont
mahyeve get a shower.
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17 Dec 2004, 04:20
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Re: ui am not drunk
hadf shower.
clean
work beckiogs in 3hrs
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17 Dec 2004, 04:24
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Um....... Macros
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Re: ui am not drunk
why does every person not just you newsbot3 when "drunk" loses the ability to type proplerly or even just go over the words to make sure they are right??? sure the odd mistake but................. maybe its just something some drunk people do i dunno
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17 Dec 2004, 04:26
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Re: ui am not drunk
because when your drunk you dont care???
i dont know about you but i dont look at the keyboard when i type and if my fingers happen to hit the wrong keys when pissed i just think 'ah well nm eh'
hence what nb3 is doing.
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17 Dec 2004, 04:31
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lol yeah i do the same i draw the line at when something goes into the incomprehensible stage. I dont know i never noticed people doing it to much when i played CS but now i see all more and more. Even though im pissed i still want people to understand me. Or maybe ..... just maybe i think the words i type when im pissed are understandable. Hell i never thought of that one. Problem solved guys
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17 Dec 2004, 04:32
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Re: ui am not drunk
i knew what 'spelelepee' meant when i was pissed
i even remember laughing about it....
the next morning my mind was blank.
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17 Dec 2004, 04:36
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Re: ui am not drunk
lol im actually trying to comprehend what the hell that good of be meant to be. so far i have something about pele trying to take a piss. Guess im pretty far off the mark eh?
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17 Dec 2004, 04:58
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Re: ui am not drunk
i was reading this thinking spellapee
when i'm drunk i still write correctly (like now - why else would I still be up at this ****ing early hour)
theres a backspace key for a reason.
**** this i'm going to sleep.
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17 Dec 2004, 05:17
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Re: ui am not drunk
I'm always drunk and my spelling and grammar is great
(Yes it's ****ing deliberate you moron)
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17 Dec 2004, 05:20
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Um....... Macros
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Re: ui am not drunk
Quote:
Originally Posted by JammyJim
'spelelepee'
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Maybe you were typing in code
or trying to invent a new acronym
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17 Dec 2004, 09:48
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Re: ui am not drunk
errr.
shite :/
I feel crap this morning
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I'm always drunk and my spelling and grammar is great
(Yes it's ****ing deliberate you moron)
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generally ditto, except it was a free bar at the work xmas party last night.
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17 Dec 2004, 10:48
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Re: ui am not drunk
so, the pa and the account manager women ey NB3...
are they fit?
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17 Dec 2004, 10:56
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Re: ui am not drunk
ill have photos at some point
and yes.
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17 Dec 2004, 11:47
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Re: ui am not drunk
I get really annoyed when I'm drunk and posting, as it takes me about 5 minutes to post (from correcting mistakes)
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17 Dec 2004, 11:54
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Re: ui am not drunk
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why does every person not just you newsbot3 when "drunk" loses the ability to type proplerly or even just go over the words to make sure they are right??? sure the odd mistake but................. maybe its just something some drunk people do i dunno
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17 Dec 2004, 12:12
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Re: ui am not drunk
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I don't.
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you are a pedant, of course you don't
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17 Dec 2004, 12:16
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Darn tootin'.
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17 Dec 2004, 13:26
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Re: ui am not drunk
Guess what? I never get drunk.
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17 Dec 2004, 13:39
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Re: ui am not drunk
Drunken rambelings are much more entertaining than the usual fare around here! I think we should sponser a certain number of posters every week to go out and get pissed then come back here and write up the interesting events that tend to follow drunkards around.
Would liven the place up!
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17 Dec 2004, 14:14
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Re: ui am not drunk
Eagerly awaiting photos of the objects of enby's affection...
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17 Dec 2004, 14:28
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Re: ui am not drunk
left camera at home.
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17 Dec 2004, 17:52
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Re: ui am not drunk
LOL I AM ON THE INTERNET SOBER
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17 Dec 2004, 17:55
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oh cos i didnt expect this response.
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17 Dec 2004, 22:53
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Re: ui am not drunk
Quote:
Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
i did not have a work xmas party.
i die ny eeverything.
especially the bit with th epa.
i eny that.
and the accoun manger women.
i deny that tooo.
xmas partys ar ebad
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Re: ui am not drunk
Well, I`m drunck now...
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18 Dec 2004, 00:45
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Re: ui am not drunk
I've only had a couple of pints but I can pretend to be drunk if that helps anyone.
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18 Dec 2004, 01:55
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Re: ui am not drunk
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I've only had a couple of pints but I can pretend to be drunk if that helps anyone.
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Well, your avatar seems to suggest to me you are a "Grand Inquisitor" with a farther xmass hat on I guess?
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Re: ui am not drunk
jr;pppppppppppppp
helooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeghlooooooooooooooooooooo
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18 Dec 2004, 14:11
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Step away from the keyboard.
Turn off the computer.
Leave.
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18 Dec 2004, 14:15
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Re: ui am not drunk
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Turn off the computer.
Leave.
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You forgot the suicide part
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19 Dec 2004, 04:56
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Re: ui am not drunk
What really amazes me is why, of all things people could be doing (Eating, Sleeping, Nobbing, Streaking) after a night out, they choose to come onto this board - for the sole purpose of announcing they are drunk.
It's like posts such as "I am in a room, with blonde lesbian twins and whipped cream... oh yeh, and a laptop with an internet connection. The girls are lubed up to the max, and are waiting for me, yet I am typing on a bulletin board". Get in there you muppet!
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Re: ui am not drunk
You don't happen to be working for Fathers4Justice do you Spiderman?
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Re: ui am not drunk
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You don't happen to be working for Fathers4Justice do you Spiderman?
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Re: ui am not drunk
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You don't happen to be working for Fathers4Justice do you Spiderman?
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Yep, I am currently on top of Big Ben at the moment. I am here to continue the protest for my rights to see my children.
It is really cold up here, but funnily enough - I also happen to have my laptop with me, and there is an ethernet port on the number 6 on the face of Big Ben, so I can conveniently give you a live commentry on my current situation and state.
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20 Dec 2004, 00:44
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Re: ui am not drunk
OH THE WIT, THE WIT OF IT ALL.
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