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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 02:06   #1
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Riding The Fag Train
[Warning: This story is semi long]

Someone had to represent the hetero's out there and on this journey it was me.

Anyways i have had to travel to work on the train this week.

Yesterday on 3 seperate occassions people asked me "is this the train for Glasgow?" despite the fact that the tannoy announcements said so as did the screen to the side of the train (i should mention that the train is at the station for like 10 minutes as Stirling was the final destination of its previous route ... so there is plenty of time for people to figure this **** out on there own) as did the screens in the train.

Anyways that was yesterday but suprise suprise today some woman asked me again "is this the train for Glasgow?".

This woman was different tho.

This woman seemed really stupid (as apposed to just the usual level of retard).

Anyway as usual i say "yes" and she gets on and sits down within line of sight of me.

She has a cup of coffee which she sits on the table and she starts to nod off to sleep.

Long story short(er):
- she puts her hand on the cup
- her hand tilts
- some coffee spills on her leg
- she doesnt wake up
- i giggle away to myself
- i look out the window
- "****" "****" she exclaims
- The woman has split most of her coffee over herself in one big **** off tilt
- Some coffe is on the table
- The women leaves to clean herself up
- A familiar smell wafts my way
- Hello vodka not coffee



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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 02:09   #2
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You were on the train to Glasgow

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How can you just end it there!!? What happend to the Vodka?
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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 14:00   #5
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They're selling cups of vodka at estabilshments in Glasgow now?
Only in the classier joints.
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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 17:04   #7
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They're selling cups of vodka at establishments in Glasgow now?


If you read my story properly you'd realise that if cups of vodka were being sold anywhere it would be in Stirling as that is where the story is set.

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I suspect she scrounged an empty cup then filled it with vodka [/spoilsport]
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i want an interesting life like Dace's, please daddy can I have one!?!?
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Every single time I get on a train the very second it crosses the border some stereotypical Rab C. Nesbit-styled people, sometimes entire families dressed only in string vests stagger up the ****ing aisle knocking the minty **** out of anyone in their way with their stupidly large and misshapen bags.

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Unread 29 Aug 2003, 17:01   #10
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I suspect she scrounged an empty cup then filled it with vodka [/spoilsport]
Well, she's not a proper drunk then.

Proper drunks drink straight from the bottle.
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Unread 29 Aug 2003, 17:07   #11
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Well, she's not a proper drunk then.

Proper drunks drink straight from the bottle.


She probably got fed up with being arrested for drinking in public.
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Well, she's not a proper drunk then.

Proper drunks drink straight from the bottle.


you would know, stockton boy!
oh, and ps, you should have come to empire on saturday night, it was hilarious!
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you would know, stockton boy!
There's 400 drunks per 1000 people in Stockton. Probably more.

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nobody likes glasgow. it sucks.

Glasgow > Edinburgh
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