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Unread 23 May 2003, 13:01   #1
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It's not far off one I was forced into trying by a drunk flatmate:

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i may have to dare one of my frineds to use that one tonight when they are drunk
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get them to do the icebreaker.

drop some ice on the floor.
step on it.
say "now i've broken the ice can i buy you a drink"

do that without laughing and you win !
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Unread 23 May 2003, 13:22   #5
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get them to do the icebreaker.

drop some ice on the floor.
step on it.
say "now i've broken the ice can i buy you a drink"

do that without laughing and you win !
but what you do when she doesnt want to drop ice on the floor

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but what you do when she doesnt want to drop ice on the floor
break her arms

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but what you do when she doesnt want to drop ice on the floor
Erm, isn't the point that you are the one dropping the ice? So, you go up to pretty lady, drop ice, step on it, give cheesy line, profit, etc.
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but what you do when she doesnt want to drop ice on the floor
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Erm, isn't the point that you are the one dropping the ice? So, you go up to pretty lady, drop ice, step on it, give cheesy line, profit, etc.

i dont buy drinks with ice in though, cos im not a raving gayhomofag :/
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i dont buy drinks with ice in though, cos im not a raving gayhomofag :/
or you could just nick it from the ice-barrel thing on the bar *







* this method is dependant on availability of ice in current location
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