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Unread 21 Oct 2004, 10:17   #1
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Best ebay funny yet
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...tem=5527273221

Good avoidance tactics that man.
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Unread 21 Oct 2004, 10:21   #2
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Re: Best ebay funny yet
Heh

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Re: Best ebay funny yet
you been reading the register as well then? heh, damn, i was just on my way here to post this
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Re: Best ebay funny yet
old :P that wasin the metro this morning.
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If it was in the metro this morning, then it isn't old
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Re: Best ebay funny yet
I may try this

The next wedding i'm going to promises to be as visually stimulating as a tour round batersea dogs home during a Korean family visit.
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Re: Best ebay funny yet
that guy is gonna make an absolute killing

Current bid: £413.00

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Unread 21 Oct 2004, 11:01   #8
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She must be the queen of sheba in bed by the sounds of things.
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wedding invite for sale
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...tem=5527273221

chav wedding of the millenium, apparently.
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if i don't go crazy i'll lose my mind
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Re: wedding invite for sale
already here. sorry about that.

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=180957
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Re: Best ebay funny yet
Current bid: £9,100.00


holy shit batman


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Re: Best ebay funny yet
just as i posted this it went upto 10,100
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Re: Best ebay funny yet
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just as i posted this it went upto 10,100
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Re: Best ebay funny yet
im guessing thats a load of bollocks then...
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Re: Best ebay funny yet
it was in the metro this morning
i expect there are a few fake bids in there

wonder how legally obliged the bidder is to pay
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Unread 21 Oct 2004, 15:23   #19
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its a contract.
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Re: Best ebay funny yet
whats really funny is, when i looked at this at 9am this morning, it was already at 10k, so why people were posting that it was lower than that till this afternoon is beyond me
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Re: Best ebay funny yet
because it was

bids must have been retracted.
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Re: Best ebay funny yet
It's over £250k now.

By the way, Scott Mills mentioned it on Radio 1 yesterday afternoon.
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whats really funny is, when i looked at this at 9am this morning, it was already at 10k, so why people were posting that it was lower than that till this afternoon is beyond me
because it was. then I looked at about 1pm or so it was ~£450. The seller has been trimming off the stupid bids, but they keep reappearing.
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A Carry Out from Morrisons because you cant afford Caterers: £120
Having someone youve invited to your wedding sell half the invites on Ebay because your bird is an absoloute dog : Priceless.
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Re: Best ebay funny yet
up to £750 atm hehehehe
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Re: Best ebay funny yet
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Yes there is a dress code - anything in satin by FILA or UMBRO. Men can substitue ties for big jewellery. Yes the ladies must wear hats - baseball caps or beanies. There's no vegetarian option, although Pedigree Dry may very well be a starter. No, bidding does not include return fare to Brisbane. No, the invite will not get you into the bridal suite. YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO. REALLY. No, I won't marry you. Thanks though. No, I'm not a misogynist, and yes, I do feel guilty.
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up to £750 atm hehehehe
Did you get our texts at the weekend?
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Re: Best ebay funny yet
From the questions and answers section:

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Q: Thank you for the best laugh in a long time, you've made another pointless night shift in Basra worthwhile
A: Wahey! Thanks for calling in mister.
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Q: Phil, Is this you? What's it all about?
A: Kate, I'm sorry you had to find out how I really feel like this.... Ah just kidding, I'm not Phil
The guy is clearly another ebay geeza innit.
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Did you get our texts at the weekend?
yes, unfortunately i have just changed phones this week though, so they are lost forever
they did however give me a good laugh when i got up on saturday, although i never did manage to work out what the latin one said in full
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The auction has been pulled...
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Most of you have hit the nail on the head, you know. I still love the old dog, despite what she did to me. And, thanks to the Colchester Massiv’s “Honk if you’re Twinklydog’s Dog” campaign, she got in touch this morning and we’ve had a good chat. It’s a bit of a gamble, but I’m going to pull the auction, go to Aberdeen and see whether she’ll put a stop to this sham of a wedding and marry me instead. Hope you understand. The cab’s outside, I’ve got to go.
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although i never did manage to work out what the latin one said in full
'No-one dances sober unless he happens to be insane.'

btw, send me your new number ta.
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