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Unread 6 Oct 2003, 10:57   #1
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Best film lines ever
Mine has to be this

Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked **** that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Bull****. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Instructor: Holy dog ****! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
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Unread 6 Oct 2003, 11:35   #2
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Re: Best film lines ever
good quote, shame about the travesty of quote you have in your signature
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Unread 6 Oct 2003, 11:40   #3
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Worst part? The actor was a real drill instructor.
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Unread 6 Oct 2003, 12:19   #4
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Re: Best film lines ever
he said it was pretty true to life too iirc... do I?
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Unread 6 Oct 2003, 12:22   #5
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Re: Best film lines ever
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he said it was pretty true to life too iirc... do I?
What a strange language you are using, Sire.

Comedy option: any Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator liner.
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
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Re: Best film lines ever
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What a strange language you are using, Sire.

Comedy option: any Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator liner.

replace iirc with "if I recall correctly".
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Re: Best film lines ever
Brad Pitt, Post Pikey Funeral P1ss-up

"NEED TO HAVE A SH1TE!!!!!!"
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Unread 6 Oct 2003, 14:19   #10
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'who's motorcycle is this?'
'it's a chooper'
'who's chooper is this?'
'zed's'
'who is zed?'
'zed's dead, baby, zed's dead'

all time classic
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Re: Best film lines ever
Listen up you primitive screwheads

This ..... is my BOOM STICK!
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First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me.

Give me some sugar baby
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Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump.
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Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
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Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber
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BTW "hand me the keys you f**king ****sucker"
lethal weapon?!
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Usual Suspects.

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Leon, or just very similar?
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Belushi: Hey, see if you can guess what I am.
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*punches cheeks*
Belushi: I'm a zit. Get it?
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'Do you expect me to talk'

'No Mr Bond, I expect you to die'
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"Ummmmmmm yeah"

"welcome to the party pal"

"JUICE BY SARA!! JUICE BY SARA!! WOAH!! SARA GOT JUICE!!"

"we cant stop here!!! This is bat country"
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Lets go kill some ****ing vampires.
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i know we've already had the film several times, but...

"Yeah well, that's just like, your opinion, man."

not much on the page perhaps
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'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off'

'Oh, you are all wet'
'Yes, but my Martini's still dry'

Toccata's quote is from Leon just after Leon kills a few SWAT team guys for a good laugh.
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I'll give you a rest from 'Fight Club' although the entire movie is pretty quotable.

Instead here's my favourite 'line' from 'American Psycho'

I quoted a scene tho (cause most of you fags seemed to).



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VAN PATTEN
If they have a good personality, then something is very wrong.

McDERMOTT
If they have a good personality and they are not great looking-who ****ing cares?

BATEMAN
Well, let's just say hypothetically, okay? What if they have a good personality?
(He smiles giving up)
I know, I know-

ALL IN UNISON
There are no girls with good personalities!
(They laugh and high-five each other)

VAN PATTEN
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hardbody who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things and who will essentially keep her dumb ****ing mouth shut.

McDERMOTT
Listen, the only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or even talented-though God knows what the **** that means-are ugly chicks.

VAN PATTEN
Absolutely.

McDERMOTT
And this is because they have to make up for how ****ing unattractive they are.

Pause.

BATEMAN
Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

VAN PATTEN
Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?

BATEMAN
No, serial killer, Wisconsin in the fifties. He was an interesting guy.

McDERMOTT
So what did Ed say?

BATEMAN
He said, "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

Pauses, finishes his drink.

McDERMOTT
What does the other part of him think?

BATEMAN
What her head would look like on a stick.


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i know we've already had the film several times, but...

"Yeah well, that's just like, your opinion, man."

not much on the page perhaps
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my father loves this car more than life itself.
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I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?


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I swallowed your cum, that means something
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He'll flip ya?
wha?
flip ya, flip ya for real.
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"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"


That entire scene as a matter of fact.
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"Do you smell that?"
"What?"
"Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
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Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.


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Mr. Blue: Our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay, but she wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's something special? Take you out back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
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Re: Best film lines ever
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-"it smells like....Victory."

How could you leave that out genius?!!

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Probably because there's a lot before it?

'It has that smell, you know, that gasoline smell, nothing else in the world smells like it etc etc etc'

or words to that effect. I haven't seen it in a while.
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Yes but even if one were to paraphrase it should only be to say:

I love the smell of napalm in the morning...It smells like...Victory.

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The hills are alive... with the sound of music

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