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Unread 13 Sep 2003, 16:36   #1
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Question Why does guy's always have to do the work in bed?

I really want input from chicks here!
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Unread 13 Sep 2003, 16:54   #2
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Re: Why does guy's always have to do the work in bed?

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"Always"? Sure it's not just you?
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Well, obviously it's me doing the work, else I would not be asking.
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Unread 13 Sep 2003, 16:58   #4
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Women's magazines is the answer.

They raise the expectations too much.

Now if you dont try you dont get nowt (well seconds anyway).
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well like if you want to shag a woman like she could like have and man she wants like so your lucky to be shaggin' her like so you should put the effort in like or she wont sleep with you like
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Go Home. U read too many female magazines. Get a life. Meet some MEN. You know, people of the same sex who have actually slept with women. Real Women. Ones With Breasts and other interesting areas. Stop wanking over hentai and get a girlfriend. Failing that, because lets face it tha its quite likely GO HOME.

gAY GUY AT THE END fair dikum because you are gay and we are not.
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Because we're men, the supposed "dominant" sex. pfft. yeah right.
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Re: Why does guy's always have to do the work in bed?

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I really want input from chicks here!

ever asked a girl to do the work ?
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Go Home. U read too many female magazines. Get a life. Meet some MEN. You know, people of the same sex who have actually slept with women. Real Women. Ones With Breasts and other interesting areas. Stop wanking over hentai and get a girlfriend. Failing that, because lets face it tha its quite likely GO HOME.

with the number of "likes" i included in my post i thought you may have concluded that my post was not entirely serious, but obviously my post was far to subtle for you to comprehend you genious amoung men


i dont read womens magazines either
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that was my very drunken friend actually... but never mind.

and how exactly was he supposed to know how illiterate you are? cuh. some people.
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For you, Cynical Oracle, it's probably because you're the only person in bed.
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me and my girlfriend developed shotgun rules

the thing with cars, you call shotgun you get the front passenger seat.
well...its kinda the same only you shotgun what you are/arent doing

recently ive shotgunned not on top. which was a very simple one. as they usually just involves me rolling over. but hey. it works.
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For you, Cynical Oracle, it's probably because you're the only person in bed.
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me and my girlfriend developed shotgun rules

the thing with cars, you call shotgun you get the front passenger seat.
well...its kinda the same only you shotgun what you are/arent doing

recently ive shotgunned not on top. which was a very simple one. as they usually just involves me rolling over. but hey. it works.
You talk while having sex?

Why not just give her a few thrusts then roll over and smack her ass?


damn n00bies...
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Re: Why does guy's always have to do the work in bed?

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I assume your not talking about carpentry.
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I assume your not talking about carpentry.
Uh... I'm not a chick btw.
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maybe he is tlaking about his experience from watching porno films. i mean he uses the internet, that means he gets no sex right?
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