|
6 Oct 2003, 10:57
|
#1
|
Guest
|
Best film lines ever
Mine has to be this
Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked **** that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Bull****. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Instructor: Holy dog ****! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 11:35
|
#2
|
Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
|
Re: Best film lines ever
good quote, shame about the travesty of quote you have in your signature
__________________
Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 11:40
|
#3
|
Gubbish
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: #FoW
Posts: 2,323
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Worst part? The actor was a real drill instructor.
__________________
Gubble gubble gubble gubble
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 12:19
|
#4
|
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
|
Re: Best film lines ever
he said it was pretty true to life too iirc... do I?
__________________
I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 12:22
|
#5
|
Good Son
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 3,991
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radical Edward
he said it was pretty true to life too iirc... do I?
|
What a strange language you are using, Sire.
Comedy option: any Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator liner.
__________________
"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 12:24
|
#6
|
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
|
Re: Best film lines ever
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
__________________
I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 12:24
|
#7
|
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tietäjä
What a strange language you are using, Sire.
Comedy option: any Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator liner.
|
replace iirc with "if I recall correctly".
__________________
I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 12:30
|
#8
|
And you expected Kittens?
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Purgatory, Upper Hell, Manchester.
Posts: 478
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Brad Pitt, Post Pikey Funeral P1ss-up
"NEED TO HAVE A SH1TE!!!!!!"
__________________
If music be the food of love, then industrial techno be the food of BDSM.
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 12:32
|
#9
|
Guest
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Python > *.*
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 14:19
|
#10
|
I play the double-bass.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Germany
Posts: 2,198
|
Re: Best film lines ever
'who's motorcycle is this?'
'it's a chooper'
'who's chooper is this?'
'zed's'
'who is zed?'
'zed's dead, baby, zed's dead'
all time classic
__________________
The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 14:39
|
#11
|
lol
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: lol
Posts: 384
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Listen up you primitive screwheads
This ..... is my BOOM STICK!
__________________
K A R M U L I A N
:Thinkingof_:
Remember to think happy thoughts
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 14:56
|
#12
|
lol
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: lol
Posts: 384
|
Re: Best film lines ever
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me.
Give me some sugar baby
__________________
K A R M U L I A N
:Thinkingof_:
Remember to think happy thoughts
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 15:07
|
#13
|
Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump.
__________________
You're now playing ketchup
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 15:13
|
#14
|
lol
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: lol
Posts: 384
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
__________________
K A R M U L I A N
:Thinkingof_:
Remember to think happy thoughts
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 15:19
|
#15
|
lol
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: lol
Posts: 384
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber
__________________
K A R M U L I A N
:Thinkingof_:
Remember to think happy thoughts
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 15:30
|
#16
|
I play the double-bass.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Germany
Posts: 2,198
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
BTW "hand me the keys you f**king ****sucker"
|
lethal weapon?!
__________________
The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 15:32
|
#17
|
I play the double-bass.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Germany
Posts: 2,198
|
Re: Best film lines ever
lethal weapon 2!
__________________
The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 16:24
|
#18
|
The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Usual Suspects.
ps.
Nobody ****s with the Jesus
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 17:04
|
#19
|
The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Leon, or just very similar?
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 17:05
|
#20
|
Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm No Nino Rota
Posts: 5,923
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Belushi: Hey, see if you can guess what I am.
*stuffs face with food*
*punches cheeks*
Belushi: I'm a zit. Get it?
__________________
Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 20:40
|
#21
|
Alcoholic
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Pub
Posts: 208
|
Re: Best film lines ever
'Do you expect me to talk'
'No Mr Bond, I expect you to die'
__________________
<KaneED-> i'm so homosexual
<Ahriman> i didn't know they were shemales until i f*cked them...
If you can't win an argument without using insults you have lost the argument already
|
|
|
6 Oct 2003, 22:09
|
#22
|
Airvatar
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: westport
Posts: 620
|
Re: Best film lines ever
"Ummmmmmm yeah"
"welcome to the party pal"
"JUICE BY SARA!! JUICE BY SARA!! WOAH!! SARA GOT JUICE!!"
"we cant stop here!!! This is bat country"
__________________
I'll never give a damn about my bad reputation.
#phnx
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 00:07
|
#23
|
Romantic
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Leeds, UK
Posts: 23
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Lets go kill some ****ing vampires.
__________________
Don't walk in front of me,
I may not follow
Don't walk behind me,
I may not lead
Just walk beside me
and be my friend.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 00:15
|
#24
|
Look over there!
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 704
|
Re: Best film lines ever
i know we've already had the film several times, but...
"Yeah well, that's just like, your opinion, man."
not much on the page perhaps
__________________
Do not argue with me! I control your arms!
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 01:01
|
#25
|
BlueTuba
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 6,339
|
Re: Best film lines ever
'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off'
'Oh, you are all wet'
'Yes, but my Martini's still dry'
Toccata's quote is from Leon just after Leon kills a few SWAT team guys for a good laugh.
__________________
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 02:40
|
#26
|
Canadian to the Core
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,004
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Quote:
Originally Posted by I Am Grimble
Listen up you primitive screwheads
This ..... is my BOOM STICK!
|
Good ... Bad ... I'm the guy with the gun!
__________________
[DTA] Forever
r2-5 [LOST] - r6 [Instinct] - r7-8 [Titans] -r9 [Olympians] -DC
r10 [Elysium] -DC - r11-12 [MISTU] -DC/IA - r13-15 [Angels] - DC
r18-19 [eXi]
<Intermission>
r31-32 [CT] - r33-35 [DLR] - r36 [VsN] - r37 [???]
r45-46 [FAnG]
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 02:58
|
#27
|
so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
Posts: 8,499
|
Re: Best film lines ever
I'll give you a rest from 'Fight Club' although the entire movie is pretty quotable.
Instead here's my favourite 'line' from 'American Psycho'
I quoted a scene tho (cause most of you fags seemed to).
-------------
VAN PATTEN
If they have a good personality, then something is very wrong.
McDERMOTT
If they have a good personality and they are not great looking-who ****ing cares?
BATEMAN
Well, let's just say hypothetically, okay? What if they have a good personality?
(He smiles giving up)
I know, I know-
ALL IN UNISON
There are no girls with good personalities!
(They laugh and high-five each other)
VAN PATTEN
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hardbody who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things and who will essentially keep her dumb ****ing mouth shut.
McDERMOTT
Listen, the only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or even talented-though God knows what the **** that means-are ugly chicks.
VAN PATTEN
Absolutely.
McDERMOTT
And this is because they have to make up for how ****ing unattractive they are.
Pause.
BATEMAN
Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
VAN PATTEN
Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?
BATEMAN
No, serial killer, Wisconsin in the fifties. He was an interesting guy.
McDERMOTT
So what did Ed say?
BATEMAN
He said, "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right."
Pauses, finishes his drink.
McDERMOTT
What does the other part of him think?
BATEMAN
What her head would look like on a stick.
----------------
No-one can say that's not funny.
__________________
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 09:01
|
#28
|
The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Quote:
Originally Posted by G_frog
i know we've already had the film several times, but...
"Yeah well, that's just like, your opinion, man."
not much on the page perhaps
|
Shut up donnie.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 09:26
|
#29
|
King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
Posts: 3,332
|
Re: Best film lines ever
We're gonna need a bigger boat
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 11:07
|
#30
|
Registered abUser
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 123
|
Re: Best film lines ever
my father loves this car more than life itself.
A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile
----------------------------------------------------------------
I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.
----------------------------------------------------------------
I heard that you were feeling ill / Headache, fever, and a chill / I came to help restore your pluck / 'Cause I'm the nurse who likes to --
----------------------------------------------------------------
Pardon my French buy Cameron is so tight, that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in 2 weeks you'd have a diamond.
----------------------------------------------------------------
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.
__________________
Whats the vaseline for?
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 11:27
|
#31
|
Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: -
Posts: 3,830
|
Re: Best film lines ever
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?
dirty harry > *
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 11:43
|
#32
|
lol
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: lol
Posts: 384
|
Re: Best film lines ever
I swallowed your cum, that means something
__________________
K A R M U L I A N
:Thinkingof_:
Remember to think happy thoughts
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 15:51
|
#33
|
Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
Posts: 5,192
|
Re: Best film lines ever
He'll flip ya?
wha?
flip ya, flip ya for real.
__________________
Audentes Fortuna Iuvat
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 15:59
|
#34
|
Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
|
Re: Best film lines ever
"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
That entire scene as a matter of fact.
__________________
Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 16:03
|
#35
|
Weeeeee
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: leeds
Posts: 586
|
Re: Best film lines ever
"Do you smell that?"
"What?"
"Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
__________________
:gollum: :gollum: :gollum: :gollum:
One load of gollums is enough for anyone.Ta
DM.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 16:03
|
#36
|
Roidhumper
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 150
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
And:
[Mr. Pink doesn't believe in tipping waitresses automatically]
Mr. Blue: Our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay, but she wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's something special? Take you out back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
__________________
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 17:05
|
#37
|
The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
-"it smells like....Victory."
How could you leave that out genius?!!
:rocketwhore:
|
Probably because there's a lot before it?
'It has that smell, you know, that gasoline smell, nothing else in the world smells like it etc etc etc'
or words to that effect. I haven't seen it in a while.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 17:52
|
#38
|
Weeeeee
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: leeds
Posts: 586
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Yes but even if one were to paraphrase it should only be to say:
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...It smells like...Victory.
|
I FORGOT OK
WANKER
__________________
:gollum: :gollum: :gollum: :gollum:
One load of gollums is enough for anyone.Ta
DM.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 18:29
|
#39
|
Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: :noitacoL
Posts: 1,200
|
Re: Best film lines ever
how do you like them apples
ps :/
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 18:31
|
#40
|
King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
Posts: 3,332
|
Re: Best film lines ever
The hills are alive... with the sound of music
etc...
|
|
|
7 Oct 2003, 18:33
|
#41
|
Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
Posts: 1,077
|
Re: Best film lines ever
Charlie don't surf!
__________________
ATTENTION!
This thread is hijacked by a wiseguy! Please evacuate promptly at your nearest exit.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
|
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 08:18.
| |