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Unread 9 Aug 2003, 19:01   #1
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Great Chat Up Line
My "very funny friend" informed me of a cracking chat up line.

You go up to a girl and say:

"Do you like chicken?"

and if she says "Yes" then you say:

"Then would you suck my dick ... it's fowl"
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Unread 9 Aug 2003, 19:04   #2
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Do you come fron Tennessee?
Cos you're the only ten - i - see around here!

That blouse on you is very becoming.
But if i was on you i'd be cumming too!
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mbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus would
I'm horny and I see you have a vagina
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I'm horny and I see you have a vagina
subtlety gets you everywhere
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subtlety gets you everywhere
On the same lines...

(Whilst she's talking a drink, eating or talking or just has her mouth open for some reason) "Now that you're mouth is already open can I shove my **** in it."

I've loads of winnars man.
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Hey, take me home so I can meet your mom.
(For variety) Hey, take me home so I can eat your mom.
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