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17 Feb 2004, 11:54
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I accidently..
Got so tanked on valentines day, that I managed to pull down my pants and my boxers on the dance floor of the local pub. I don't know how much public attention this has attracted as I've not been out since, but I fear the worst.
Advice on how to explain my 'actions' please?
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hahahahahahaha, get it?
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17 Feb 2004, 11:59
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Re: I accidently..
Tell everyone the republicans/tony blair made you do it
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17 Feb 2004, 12:00
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Re: I accidently..
hi bink0r
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17 Feb 2004, 13:02
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: I accidently..
Tell them a bee flew down your trousers and you were trying to get it out
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17 Feb 2004, 13:48
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Re: I accidently..
Tell them you were hammered.
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17 Feb 2004, 14:07
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so f*cking zen
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Re: I accidently..
Tell them you were me and that it's "just one of those things that happens".
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17 Feb 2004, 14:29
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This is bat country
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Re: I accidently..
"I was drunk"
it worked for OJ
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17 Feb 2004, 14:31
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Clerk
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Re: I accidently..
The only way to get past this is to pretend you're not embarrassed by pulling down your pants everytime someone mentions it.
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17 Feb 2004, 14:42
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: I accidently..
Deny everything in the press or pretend to be a 'Pop Idol' who just needed the attention
Vaio
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17 Feb 2004, 15:36
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Re: I accidently..
Well, I got a date after doing so, so it can't have been that bad.
Atleast I woke up with a girl in my bed.
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17 Feb 2004, 15:52
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: I accidently..
Is your pathological lying a clinical condition or just something you do "for kicks"?
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17 Feb 2004, 15:59
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Re: I accidently..
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Well, I got a date after doing so, so it can't have been that bad.
Atleast I woke up with a girl in my bed.
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Get real dude, you got a slag in your bed, or you are lying :-)
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17 Feb 2004, 16:05
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Re: I accidently..
Slag, girl, date, hooker.
This the same really.
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17 Feb 2004, 16:37
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Re: I accidently..
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The only way to get past this is to pretend you're not embarrassed by pulling down your pants everytime someone mentions it.
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This isn't the pilot of Ally McBeal, duder.
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17 Feb 2004, 16:40
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Clerk
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Re: I accidently..
It could be if we all put in a bit more effort.
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