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12 Feb 2003, 13:00
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Preacher
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Funny Txt messages
Has anyone got any funny text messages that are really funny, like they can be anything from micheal jackson jokes to anything.
Heres on I got sent earlier:
Theres an urgent meeting in da jungle everyone is there; lions, tigers, springbok but the meeting cant start cause the f***ing monkey is reading a txt.
Cheers
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12 Feb 2003, 13:26
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Registered User
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Location: England
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Re: Funny Txt messages
Quote:
Originally posted by eXe
Theres an urgent meeting in da jungle everyone is there; lions, tigers, springbok but the meeting cant start cause the f***ing monkey is reading a txt.
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Am I alone in not finding that funny?
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<Bobzy> Jammers is > the rest of GD/PA at it though.
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12 Feb 2003, 13:30
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Anal Crumb
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Am i alone thinking he should be banned for racism?
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12 Feb 2003, 13:31
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lolly roffle
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Re: Re: Funny Txt messages
Quote:
Originally posted by Jammers
Am I alone in not finding that funny?
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Nope
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12 Feb 2003, 13:33
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Banned
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I have one that causes the text to flash on Nokia phones, and reads:
Code:
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*****Phone Error*****
********************
**User is a ******
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It's pure comedy genius !
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12 Feb 2003, 13:36
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Quote:
Ebay SMS notification:
For sale, one easter egg. Inscribed "To mother with love". Unforseen events force sale. Contact [email protected] with any questions.
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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12 Feb 2003, 13:39
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: Re: Funny Txt messages
Quote:
Originally posted by Jammers
Am I alone in not finding that funny?
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Nay.
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12 Feb 2003, 13:45
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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My favourite is still
'I've been arrested :o(' from JBOY.
Last edited by MrL_JaKiri; 12 Feb 2003 at 13:52.
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12 Feb 2003, 13:47
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Beyond The Sun
Join Date: Sep 2001
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you are all tightasses ! give the man some txts will ya!
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12 Feb 2003, 13:48
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
My favourite is still
'I've been arrested (' from JBOY.
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That must be the best one I ever heard. Probably due to the fact that JBOY is one of my hero's. Imagine the funny, him beeing arrested and sending a SMS about it to you.
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12 Feb 2003, 13:55
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Preacher
Join Date: Nov 2002
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****s
so critical well ill tell ya what I think of you.....cnut!
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12 Feb 2003, 14:12
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Guest
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Re: ****s
Quote:
Originally posted by eXe
so critical well ill tell ya what I think of you.....cnut!
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Am I the only thinking *that* is funny?
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12 Feb 2003, 14:12
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Cultured
Join Date: Feb 2002
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NEWSFLASH
Barrymore signs for celtic as goalkeeper.
Micheal said: The prospect of playing behind 10 arseholes and in front of 50,000 pricks was overwhelming.
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12 Feb 2003, 16:26
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Registered User
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sent to a mate of mine who's a sunderland fan:
"Quick turn on bbc1, Alan Shearer's just been killed in a horrendous car crash........
........Carlsberg don't make txt messages but if they did they'd probably be the best txt messages in the world"
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I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
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12 Feb 2003, 16:44
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Woof, Gayle and MrL have funny texts. In reverse order.
eXe is just a twat.
hello eXe.
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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12 Feb 2003, 16:55
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Guest
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Hm I had one saying:
**** Off!
This one has already been stolen.
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12 Feb 2003, 17:28
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Look over there!
Join Date: Feb 2001
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That would delete this golden comedy thread
"supervisor not cute "
"aargh glasses in your room cant see to make precious healing coffee"
"Mmmm... Will Self"
"yaargh fell asleep in corner of library, think people were staring at me. Eyes fuzzy want to sleep stupid essay desk comfy for head"
"booze make head get ouchy "
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12 Feb 2003, 19:01
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by G_frog
"yaargh fell asleep in corner of library, think people were staring at me. Eyes fuzzy want to sleep stupid essay desk comfy for head"
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Quality!
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12 Feb 2003, 19:16
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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'Who out of you utterly shite c*nts is going to i8? I may attend, but only if you twats arent going'
My jolly little message to Akujin, Beefy et al last year sometime...
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12 Feb 2003, 19:37
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'I've just noticed that the serial number on the door next to me is pi to 12 dp. I wish I had a camera.'
'Yes, I'm a great follower of porn, and all the supposed 'films' on my hard drive are renamed lesbian fisting videos.'
Both from MrL_JaKiri :/
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13 Feb 2003, 10:37
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fascinated by bridges!
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Haha I just love funny txts, I've bought two extra mobiles just so I can store them all! lol.
Anyway here is my favourite:
"Yesterday I saw a monkey in the zoo (I'm racist too!! :D) and he was as ugly as you!"
Boy that's great, eh guys?
Matrim
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13 Feb 2003, 12:50
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Beyond The Sun
Join Date: Sep 2001
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got a funny one today
an asc-ii image of a girl with spread legs, and the text with it was : dont lick the screen, bad for your mobile phone ;-) funny!
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13 Feb 2003, 14:28
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Forever Delayed
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Quote:
Originally posted by Matrim
"Yesterday I saw a monkey in the zoo and he was as ugly as you!"
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That's your best one? You're about 7 years old, right?
M.
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13 Feb 2003, 14:30
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Forever Delayed
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Re: Funny Txt messages
Quote:
Originally posted by eXe
Theres an urgent meeting in da jungle everyone is there; lions, tigers, springbok but the meeting cant start cause the f***ing monkey is reading a txt.
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This isn't racist.
"Monkey" is just like a general insult, implying that somebody is less evolved, stupid, ugly, whatever... Like Ian Brown. He's a monkey.
I hereby declare that anybody who found this offencive on racial grounds is a monkey.
Actually, Ian Brown was pretty good when I saw him in December at the M.E.N.
M.
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O2 Rip-off campaign
<vampy> plus i hate people ... i despise humanity as a whole
pablissimo "I'm still geting over the fact you just posted a pic of your own vomit"
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13 Feb 2003, 14:33
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mong
That's your best one? You're about 7 years old, right?
M.
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whoosh!
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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