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3 Feb 2003, 15:08
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share the <3
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hey dutchies
is it true that you lot arent the gay, spliff smoking, porn making, liberals you claim to be.
Instead you're a bunch of chocolate spinkle loving, church going, speed camera inventing, right wing nutters.
AND you're a nation of godamned mother fcking caravan owners. Ill forgive you for everything, but the caravans.
is this true?? or was Jeremy clarkson telling porkies last night??
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3 Feb 2003, 15:12
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dim like a fox
Join Date: Apr 2000
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pass the dutchie on the left hand side
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ph33r TPE plz. thxbye.
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3 Feb 2003, 15:16
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both are correct
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3 Feb 2003, 15:16
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Good Son
Join Date: May 2001
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Jeremy Clarkson?
Paul Townsend?
These English people make me confused.
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3 Feb 2003, 15:20
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Kyuss/qotsa > Deffeh ffs
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from what i have heard most dutch ppl dont even smoke dope....
i mean WTF IT'S F*CKING LEGAL FFS!!!!
if dope was legal here i wouldn't be typing right now or ever again as i would be plastered in some dope cafe for the rest of eternity.
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3 Feb 2003, 15:22
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by treelo
from what i have heard most dutch ppl dont even smoke dope....
i mean WTF IT'S F*CKING LEGAL FFS!!!!
if dope was legal here i wouldn't be typing right now or ever again as i would be plastered in some dope cafe for the rest of eternity.
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WTF! OMG LOLZ0R WE DON'T SMOKE POT!!! OMG OMG OMG CALL THECOPS!!!
Smoking dope is not as much fun as you think
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3 Feb 2003, 15:24
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Bitch
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Quote:
Originally posted by ŠiSCoRPoRaTioN
Smoking dope...think
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I edited it to make the fallacy in your statement a touch more obvious
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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3 Feb 2003, 15:25
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Rawr rawr
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Quote:
Originally posted by ŠiSCoRPoRaTioN
WTF! OMG LOLZ0R WE DON'T SMOKE POT!!! OMG OMG OMG CALL THECOPS!!!
Smoking dope is not as much fun as you think
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Especially not when you drink a good amount of beer before smoking it.
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3 Feb 2003, 15:26
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle28uk
I edited it to make the fallacy in your statement a touch more obvious
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ur mean
:'(
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3 Feb 2003, 15:27
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Structural Integrity
Especially not when you drink a good amount of beer before smoking it.
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Your vomit never swirled prettier, though!
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3 Feb 2003, 15:29
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Rawr rawr
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Quote:
Originally posted by ŠiSCoRPoRaTioN
Your vomit never swirled prettier, though!
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I felt ill even a week after the incident....
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3 Feb 2003, 15:33
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Registered User
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Re: hey dutchies
Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
AND you're a nation of godamned mother fcking caravan owners. Ill forgive you for everything, but the caravans.
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i have to agree on that part, they block the motorways all the time with this goddamn things
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3 Feb 2003, 15:35
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by treelo
from what i have heard most dutch ppl dont even smoke dope....
i mean WTF IT'S F*CKING LEGAL FFS!!!!
if dope was legal here i wouldn't be typing right now or ever again as i would be plastered in some dope cafe for the rest of eternity.
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Against foreign popular belief, the stuff is still not free.
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3 Feb 2003, 15:36
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by menth0l
pass the dutchie on the left hand side
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Menthol , as usual , beats me to the joke.
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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3 Feb 2003, 15:36
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Rawr rawr
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Quote:
Originally posted by xtrasyn
Against foreign popular belief, the stuff is still not free.
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wait wait.... now we're gonna get the "friggin' cheap Dutch bstard" comment.
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3 Feb 2003, 15:37
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Quote:
Originally posted by Structural Integrity
wait wait.... now we're gonna get the "friggin' cheap Dutch bstard" comment.
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Well, we are cheap sons of bitches =/
(I know I am)
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3 Feb 2003, 15:52
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Beyond The Sun
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Structural Integrity
I felt ill even a week after the incident....
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i drink Leffe or Duvel with my joints :P ofcourse i ain dutch! hah!
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3 Feb 2003, 16:07
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Mr. Blobby
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I've actually never smoked a joint. Somehow the fact that you can smell one three train compartments away keeps me from wanting to touch something that smells like someone shat it out whilst being ill.
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3 Feb 2003, 16:22
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
I've actually never smoked a joint. Somehow the fact that you can smell one three train compartments away keeps me from wanting to touch something that smells like someone shat it out whilst being ill.
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Hash smells less, though
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3 Feb 2003, 16:26
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Condemned to RP
Join Date: Mar 2001
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I have no real contribution to this thread but since I am dutch I feel I still have to post.
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3 Feb 2003, 16:31
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by ParraCida
I have no real contribution to this thread but since I am dutch I feel I still have to post.
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And since you are dutch, your post is a worthy contribution to this thread.
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3 Feb 2003, 16:37
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Mr. Blobby
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Chocolate sprinkles do rock, btw.
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3 Feb 2003, 16:40
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Dutch people are strange.
Oh, i thought the germans was the "caravan" people. They do invade norway every summer whit their stupid cars, going around and looking strangely at us youths.
SI: I feel sorry for you. That experience is not something anybody should be forced to go throught..hint: Joint first, 30 min, then the beer/booze/wine.
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3 Feb 2003, 16:43
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
Chocolate sprinkles do rock, btw.
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They give your vomit an extra dimension
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3 Feb 2003, 16:49
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Mr. Blobby
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Quote:
Originally posted by ŠiSCoRPoRaTioN
They give your vomit an extra dimension
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No, they give it texture.
Do you consider all food in terms of the properties it will have while vomiting, btw?
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3 Feb 2003, 16:55
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
No, they give it texture.
Do you consider all food in terms of the properties it will have while vomiting, btw?
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Only when discussing food, alcohol and drugs in the same discussion.
and when discussing carrots. Ever noticed there are always orange bits in your vomit?
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3 Feb 2003, 16:58
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Mr. Blobby
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Location: Belgium
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Quote:
Originally posted by ŠiSCoRPoRaTioN
and when discussing carrots. Ever noticed there are always orange bits in your vomit?
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It's one of the great mysteries of life
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3 Feb 2003, 17:06
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
It's one of the great mysteries of life
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No, it isn't
its the carotial stomach \o/
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3 Feb 2003, 17:21
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Mr. Blobby
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I know.
But the Easter Bunny is real.
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3 Feb 2003, 17:28
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Dirte
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
But the Easter Bunny is real.
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And you said
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I've actually never smoked a joint
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EDIT: Hi is mijn naam Snurx! Ik ben een beginner in Nederlandze, deze goede is of wat?Oh en Leshy achtervolgt mij. .
Good, eh? (Its nothing bad, i promise!)
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Last edited by Snurx; 3 Feb 2003 at 17:50.
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4 Feb 2003, 14:18
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Miles Teg
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
And you said ?
EDIT: Hi is mijn naam Snurx! Ik ben een beginner in Nederlandze, deze goede is of wat?Oh en Leshy achtervolgt mij. .
Good, eh? (Its nothing bad, i promise!)
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your managing
smoking weed isnt cool btw.
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4 Feb 2003, 14:26
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Guy next door
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smoking weed is gay and makes you smell like a mother****er
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4 Feb 2003, 14:30
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Beyond The Sun
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no no no no, you smoking weed is gay, and i think you cant blame the weed for your bad odeur silvie
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4 Feb 2003, 15:31
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Lonely analytic
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Quote:
Originally posted by SilverSmoke
smoking weed is gay and makes you smell like a mother****er
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You are starting to annoy me, you dull uninteresting negative Nancy.
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4 Feb 2003, 16:42
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Guy next door
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Quote:
Originally posted by xtrasyn
You are starting to annoy me, you dull uninteresting negative Nancy.
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bring it on fag
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4 Feb 2003, 19:44
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*sighs*
Look at it this way, when things get legalized they are less fun and less cool. Does that explain stuff a little better?
It's like the US, guns get legalized and they are less *fun* (hello pun) and less *cool* heh
Seriously It's not free here, and nope I never even smoked a joint, just that frigging smell makes me wanna puke. I don't smoke at all actually, maybe that's it.
I always thought only the emotionally discontent did drugs *shrug*
Gotta love how foreigner's views are so biased. It's like half the worlds believes we eat cheese and chocolate sprinklers all day, walk on wooden shoes and live next to a windmill :/
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4 Feb 2003, 20:02
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Prince of Amber
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Quote:
Originally posted by Asper
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Gotta love how foreigner's views are so biased. It's like half the worlds believes we eat cheese and chocolate sprinklers all day, walk on wooden shoes and live next to a windmill :/ [/b]
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Stop the denial.
I've seen the windmills. I've also seen the wooden shoes for sale, but I have to admit I did not see anyone wearing them.
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4 Feb 2003, 20:05
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Quote:
Originally posted by Texan
Stop the denial.
I've seen the windmills. I've also seen the wooden shoes for sale, but I have to admit I did not see anyone wearing them.
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You're an American living in Belgium.
doesn't that mean you'll die of a cholesterol overdose, since all americans LOVE fries and Belgian people make the BEST fries ever?
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4 Feb 2003, 20:06
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Mr. Blobby
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Quote:
Originally posted by Asper
chocolate sprinklers
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They're illegal now. The fire made them melt every time
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live next to a windmill :/
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Actually, there is one about 10 minutes from here \o/
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4 Feb 2003, 20:10
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Prince of Amber
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Quote:
Originally posted by ŠiSCoRPoRaTioN
You're an American living in Belgium.
doesn't that mean you'll die of a cholesterol overdose, since all americans LOVE fries and Belgian people make the BEST fries ever?
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I haven't had any fries in two days. For that matter, I haven't eaten since I had those fries, and I'm starting to get really hungry. Time to head to the Frites Stand.
I'm leaving soon anyway. I only have a two year contract here.
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4 Feb 2003, 20:12
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Quote:
Originally posted by Texan
I haven't had any fries in two days. For that matter, I haven't eaten since I had those fries, and I'm starting to get really hungry. Time to head to the Frites Stand.
I'm leaving soon anyway. I only have a two year contract here.
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:'(
Thats no fun
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4 Feb 2003, 20:17
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Prince of Amber
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Quote:
Originally posted by ŠiSCoRPoRaTioN
:'(
Thats no fun
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Oh well. I was in Germany for 12 years before I moved here. I have to go back some time for at least a year or two anyway so I can get promoted. I haven't had a promotion since 1995, and I am about to get married. Gonna need more money.
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4 Feb 2003, 20:18
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Quote:
Originally posted by Texan
Oh well. I was in Germany for 12 years before I moved here. I have to go back some time for at least a year or two anyway so I can get promoted. I haven't had a promotion since 1995, and I am about to get married. Gonna need more money.
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4 Feb 2003, 20:47
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Gone
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Thank you for giving us ****ing William of Orange, the Dutch twat.
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4 Feb 2003, 20:49
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Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Thank you for giving us ****ing William of Orange, the Dutch twat.
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there are a lot of twats in Holland
Willem van Oranje was one in a loooong line of well-bred twats
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4 Feb 2003, 20:51
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Gone
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Actually, I don't have a lot against William of Orange, but I thought that might be controversial. Evidently you're all smoking too much pot to get worked up about anything, though.
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4 Feb 2003, 20:55
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Actually, I don't have a lot against William of Orange, but I thought that might be controversial. Evidently you're all smoking too much pot to get worked up about anything, though.
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we all gotta reelax, mon
it is in tha nature of thee ganja, bro
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4 Feb 2003, 21:01
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Mr. Blobby
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Quote:
Originally posted by ŠiSCoRPoRaTioN
we all gotta reelax, mon
it is in tha nature of thee ganja, bro
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Pass the peace pipe, brother.
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4 Feb 2003, 21:43
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SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!
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4 Feb 2003, 22:00
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kumnaa
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!
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And be as intelligent as you? I vote for no!
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