Car styling

[Cynical Oracle]

I've just played through Need for Speed Underground, and also, I just bought an Audi S4 (Yes, real life)(Had to get some more hp from my old A4). Anyone here got any clue about how I can style my new car? What preformance upgrades can I get for it? It's already 300ish hp's..

[I'm Not Grimble]

Styling your car makes you look even gayer than you usually do you muppet.

[Helveticus]

Set it on fire for that unique look.

[Tomkat]

Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble

Styling your car makes you look even gayer than you usually do you muppet.

[SilverSmoke]

Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble

Styling your car makes you look even gayer than you usually do you muppet.

[Cynical Oracle]

Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble

Styling your car makes you look even gayer than you usually do you muppet.

No, I look sexeh, and even more sexeh when I drive around in my car with preformance upgrades and styling kits.

PS! "Hvor som helst, når som helst, mot åkken som helst!"

Edit: Atleast more sexeh than SilverSmoke. (Marry x-mas you dutch cnut!)

[MrL_JaKiri]

Modified cars just scream 'Look at me! I'm a ****!'

[Dead_Meat]

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

Modified cars just scream 'Look at me! I don't have a ****!'

Fixed

[SilverSmoke]

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

Modified cars just scream 'Look at me! I'm a ****!'

[Cynical Oracle]

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

Modified cars just scream 'Look at me! I'm a ****!'

Let me guess, you guys have shit all money and/or car and feel better by rackign down on mine?

[I'm Not Grimble]

You guessed wrong, try again.*








*hint, styling your car is ****ing gay

[SilverSmoke]

modifying cars is in general done by poor people who save up for shit like that to feel better and to feel having like a bigger dick and after that they brag about it on a forum and the worst thing is the more you object against it to put it nicely the more they feel better and in one our this particular cool geezer will step in his car with a smile of narcasism and the most worse cases dont even have that vague feeling far away in their empty body saying dude i am such a twat thats the most horrible part of all this

[Cynical Oracle]

I'll admit, posting on this forum is ****ing gay, but styling a car can be nice. It's like decorating your ****ing house you ****sucker.

[I'm Not Grimble]

You must have a really small penis

[Cynical Oracle]

Originally Posted by SilverSmoke

modifying cars is in general done by poor people who save up for shit like that to feel better and to feel having like a bigger dick and after that they brag about it on a forum and the worst thing is the more you object against it to put it nicely the more they feel better and in one our this particular cool geezer will step in his car with a smile of narcasism and the most worse cases dont even have that vague feeling far away in their empty body saying dude i am such a twat thats the most horrible part of all this

Here, have a few:


........ !!!!!! ,,,,,,, ------


Use them freely.

[SilverSmoke]

do you put your arm out of the window while driving?

[Cynical Oracle]

Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble

You must have a really small penis

Atleast, I'm Not Grimble.

Can you explain to me why styling a car, is different from, say, buying clothes you like, or even bother to brush your hair/use gel in it. You are all walking billboards, screaming for attention (Obviously I know I'm wrong here, as most of you look like shit).

Now, present me a decent argument or shut the **** up.

[SilverSmoke]

Originally Posted by Cynical Oracle

most of you look like shit

that's true lovepants

[MrPeach]

Originally Posted by Cynical Oracle

I'll admit, posting on this forum is ****ing gay, but styling a car can be nice. It's like decorating your ****ing house you ****sucker.

True, styling a car can be nice... My grandfather got his Jaguar X-type modified by some racing team, they improved the engines performance and fitted a few exterior decorations, subtle and stylish. Cost ****ing loads, only something I would personally consider if I had money to burn.

Most people who "style" cars tend to be "boy racers". They do it badly so that the car just looks tacky and they look gay. But considering its an S4, you may not fall into this catogory. Don't do any modifications yourself, take it to a garage; buy a car magazine and look at the adverts in the back.

Hmm.

La.

[Cynical Oracle]

Originally Posted by SilverSmoke

do you put your arm out of the window while driving?

Nope, and on Friday and Saturday evenings I go to the pub and drink with buddies. I use my car to drive from A-B, but I still want it to look nice as for getting a decent reselling price and because I have fairly important work where I can't drive a pieceofshitwithengine.

[MrL_JaKiri]

Buying something because it's fashionable is ****ing gay too.

[I'm Not Grimble]

Wearing clothes that look good makes you look good.

Having a nice haircut makes you look good.

Having a modified car makes you look like a retard.

[Cynical Oracle]

Originally Posted by SilverSmoke

that's true lovepants

You are almost as sexeh as me, so I won't include you in the unsexeh people list.

Regards,

RiCo

[SilverSmoke]

Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble

Wearing clothes that look good makes you look good.

Having a nice haircut makes you look good.

Having a modified car makes you look like a retard.

:Gimli:

[Spearhead]

Audi S4 amazing =) i like that car, if i was you i wouldnt tune it too much, as it allready looks like a beast!

[Cynical Oracle]

Originally Posted by MrPeach

True, styling a car can be nice... My grandfather got his Jaguar X-type modified by some racing team, they improved the engines performance and fitted a few exterior decorations, subtle and stylish. Cost ****ing loads, only something I would personally consider if I had money to burn.

Most people who "style" cars tend to be "boy racers". They do it badly so that the car just looks tacky and they look gay. But considering its an S4, you may not fall into this catogory. Don't do any modifications yourself, take it to a garage; buy a car magazine and look at the adverts in the back.

Hmm.

La.

I was not thinking of vinyl or neon. Just something bumper behind and maybee a small spoiler. Not to sure about that yet.

Thanks for a decent answer mate.

[Cynical Oracle]

Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble

Wearing clothes that look good makes you look good.

Having a nice haircut makes you look good.

Having a modified car makes you look like a retard.

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

Buying something because it's fashionable is ****ing gay too.

And girls marry 80 year old rich mother****ers because they truly enjoy their stamina in bed aswell as their excessive good looks.

Grow the **** upp kids.

There is something called real life.

[Cynical Oracle]

Originally Posted by Spearhead

Audi S4 amazing =) i like that car, if i was you i wouldnt tune it too much, as it allready looks like a beast!

Yes, another friend of mine already told me. He has a cabrio Audi 100 2002model. He styled it quite alot, but told me that the S4 should not be styled that much as it would look 'cheap'. I was thinking of rims, but it's hard to find webshops who sells decent rims in Germany. Anyone got links?

[I'm Not Grimble]

Originally Posted by Cynical Oracle

And girls marry 80 year old rich mother****ers because they truly enjoy their stamina in bed aswell as their excessive good looks.

Were you trying to make some sort of point here?

It's not about having money, it's about spending it on something utterly retarded. In real life, people with modified cars (unless it's done tastefully, which is rare as ****) are morons.

[Nodrog]

Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble

Were you trying to make some sort of point here?

It's not about having money, it's about spending it on something utterly retarded. In real life, people with modified cars (unless it's done tastefully, which is rare as ****) are morons.

posting to agree with my friend, colleague and countryman.

[I'm Not Grimble]

The fact that you went from Need for Speed Underground to car mods in the same paragraph makes me think it'll look

A. Cheap
B. Retarded
C. Horrible
D. All of the above

[Cynical Oracle]

Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble

Were you trying to make some sort of point here?

It's not about having money, it's about spending it on something utterly retarded. In real life, people with modified cars (unless it's done tastefully, which is rare as ****) are morons.

I think you've missed the whole point of this thread.

I was asking for advice on how to do it tastefully.

If you want, we can meet up, as I'm Norwegian aswell, and you can take a look. It's not going to look untastefull. I drove NFSU without vinyls or decals.

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally Posted by Cynical Oracle

And girls marry 80 year old rich mother****ers because they truly enjoy their stamina in bed aswell as their excessive good looks.

Grow the **** upp kids.

There is something called real life.

What?

[Cynical Oracle]

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

What?

Exactly.

[Dead_Meat]

Maek Shure Yuo Get Teh Whels Taht Spin Rund An Rund Wen Teh Car Is Stoped They R Col

[Cynical Oracle]

Ahhim ah nott gunna budda posthin' ere anehmoreh.

Have fun with my thread.

[Marilyn Manson]

Cars. There's another load of cobblers. We'd be better off driving cows, like in the olden days.

[Bloomers III]

sure style it. but you'll have to go out driving with a baseball cap and nike trainers. is that what you really want?

when i am old have a job and £££$$$€€€ i'm going to buy an executive car like a BMW 7 series becuase my dream is to become a boring middle aged man

[vampire_lestat]

just get a little spoiler and some sexeh alloys, nothing too ott, and mabie get someone in a garrage to look at the engine...

[Tomkat]

The only thing I would "soop" my car up with is a decent CD/minidisk player (my friend has a l33t one), capable of holding more than one CD.

Oh, and I might add a Knight-Rider red light, because thats

Apart from that, you'll look like a fool driving round. Noone will think you are cool or look good. 99% of people I know roll their eyes and go "twat" when they see a car that is so low to the ground it scrapes the undercarriage on a ramp. Or has a spoiler as high as the car, when the actual car won't be going faster than 70mph (no need for spoiler, boyo).

I hope you crash your car and write it off. Then it'll look REAL COOL.

[Cynical Oracle]

Why do you hope I crash my car?

What's with all this surpressed anger you guy's have?

[I'm Not Grimble]

We're angry because we're internet people who sit in front of our computer on our fat asses and don't have jobs or money or girlfriends, and it makes our sad lives better to tell people we hope they chrash their car/die/get herpes/choke on a penis

[Cynical Oracle]

Bingo

[Noctu]

I want a car that looks like utter shit.

With spikes.

So I can swipe boy racers, who've lovingly read Max Power and copied, badly, the things they've seen in there in the hope it'll get the girls they've seen in there.

And giggle.

[Dead_Meat]

Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble

We're angry because we're real-life working people people who don't sit in front of our computer on our fat asses and have jobs and money and a wife, and it makes our happy lives even better than it already is to tell people we hope they chrash their car/die/get herpes/choke on a penis

Fixed to fit my own personal circumstances, ta

[Noctu]

Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble

We're angry, and tell people we hope they chrash their car/die/get herpes/choke on a penis

I'm uncomplicated.

[Snurx]

Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble

We're angry because we're internet people who sit in front of our computer on our fat asses and don't have jobs or money or girlfriends, and it makes our sad lives better to tell people we hope they chrash their car/die/get herpes/choke on a penis

yo, im skinny.
But i don't have a job or a girfriend.
Can i still be angry?

ps coke sucks
pps cars sucks dude, get a real life LOL

[Dilly_D]

Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble

Styling your car makes you look even gayer than you usually do you muppet.

yup, I'd have to agree...there are more useful things to spend that money on

[Cynical Oracle]

Yes, Snurx. You fit the cathegory with good margins.

[Cynical Oracle]

Originally Posted by Dilly_D

yup, I'd have to agree...there are more useful things to spend that money on

Your so ****ing cheap. If you claim to use your money only on usefull items, your a liar. And, I can afford it. Besides, if I told you I've just spent £90 to buy a new harddrive you would say I was a cool cat, but as I got other interests I'm an ally cat. You have no perspective on things at all.