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Kurashima · 23 Feb 2003, 02:35

I ****ING HATE GOING OUT WITH MY MATES!!!!!!!!

Christ , one day , somehow , somewhere , i will teach these ****ing morons the concept of "SOCIAL DRINKING" , that single act where you dont get so ****ing wankered that you

a): Stagger about making an arse of yourself.
b): Harass every woman in existence by grabbing her arse.
c): Walk up when youre mate has been chatting to someone for 45 minutes , and is getting on really well with her, slur the words "YOURE MY BEST ****ING MATE YOU ARE" , then make a paw for said woman , causing her to walk off in disgust.
d): Decide this is the best moment to tell said mate , whos about to chin you "Its youre ****ing round mate".

I swear , i cannot recall a single ****ing night where ive gone out, and at least one member of the party hasnt been so ****ing wankered that hes ruined any chance whatsoever anyone else in the party has of pulling.

*calm*calm*calm*

*deep breaths*

This concludes this evenings rant. Im off to tear up the telephone book and pay in advance for the ambulance said idiot is going to need when i see him in work on Monday morning.

HobbieRogue4 · 23 Feb 2003, 02:38

Dammit Kura, you've just set me up for a horrible number of years to come as I doubt by your age, some of my friends won't "grow up."

Androme · 23 Feb 2003, 02:38

lol - i did this at my uncle's wedding - i managed to lure the husbands to the main dance hall and kept the ladies @ the bar - was good as i got their no.'s lol (I was totally wasted) - which was good as I tried out my c&f routine and it works per usual

Kurashima · 23 Feb 2003, 02:42

Most frustrating thing is , i hadnt gone out in about 3 weeks , and i hadnt gone out with the intention of pulling in any way shape or form in about 3 months.

Tonight i decide to , and my muppet mates utterly destroy any chance i have , again , with one drunken sentence.

cheesehead · 23 Feb 2003, 02:58

I'm not 'of age' yet so I wouldn't really know, but what's wrong with going out without your mates?

Kurashima · 23 Feb 2003, 03:01

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Originally posted by cheesehead
I'm not 'of age' yet so I wouldn't really know, but what's wrong with going out without your mates?

my mates specifically. 4 of the 8 in particular , who dont seem to be able to have a good night unless theyre utterly mashed.

cheesehead · 23 Feb 2003, 03:04

Perhaps I'm missing something, like you're the only sane one of them and you have to be there to keep them from getting in jail or something, but why not let them go off on their own and get mashed while you spend an enjoyable evening at the other local pub?

Helveticus · 23 Feb 2003, 03:05

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Originally posted by Kurashima
my mates specifically. 4 of the 8 in particular , who dont seem to be able to have a good night unless theyre utterly mashed.

I think he meant more along the lines of ' why not go out by yourself? '

cheesehead · 23 Feb 2003, 03:08

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Originally posted by Helveticus
I think he meant more along the lines of ' why not go out by yourself? '

Indeed I did, perhaps I didn't make it clear enough...

Kurashima · 23 Feb 2003, 03:11

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Originally posted by Helveticus
I think he meant more along the lines of ' why not go out by yourself? '

You are aware of the concept of "Billy No Mates" , where you wander from pub to pub by yourself.

Maybe , just maybe , if i actually drank , i would understand what the fascination is with getting yourself so out of control that you end up throwing up , having hangovers , spending every penny youve got on something that inevitably causes liver failure , and generally being a ****ing anti-social arsehole.

SOMEONE JUSTIFY THIS CONCEPT TO ME. PLEASE!

cheesehead · 23 Feb 2003, 03:13

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Originally posted by Kurashima
You are aware of the concept of "Billy No Mates" , where you wander from pub to pub by yourself.

Maybe , just maybe , if i actually drank , i would understand what the fascination is with getting yourself so out of control that you end up throwing up , having hangovers , spending every penny youve got on something that inevitably causes liver failure , and generally being a ****ing anti-social arsehole.

SOMEONE JUSTIFY THIS CONCEPT TO ME. PLEASE!

Give it a try and see what happens.

At least apparently you'd 'fit in'.

Helveticus · 23 Feb 2003, 03:20

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Originally posted by Kurashima
You are aware of the concept of "Billy No Mates" , where you wander from pub to pub by yourself.

Maybe , just maybe , if i actually drank , i would understand what the fascination is with getting yourself so out of control that you end up throwing up , having hangovers , spending every penny youve got on something that inevitably causes liver failure , and generally being a ****ing anti-social arsehole.

SOMEONE JUSTIFY THIS CONCEPT TO ME. PLEASE!

Sorry, can't help, don't drink alcohol based beverages.

NEWSBOT3 · 23 Feb 2003, 03:41

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Originally posted by Kurashima
You are aware of the concept of "Billy No Mates" , where you wander from pub to pub by yourself.

Maybe , just maybe , if i actually drank , i would understand what the fascination is with getting yourself so out of control that you end up throwing up , having hangovers , spending every penny youve got on something that inevitably causes liver failure , and generally being a ****ing anti-social arsehole.

SOMEONE JUSTIFY THIS CONCEPT TO ME. PLEASE!

i drink when i go out, but i rarely get very drunk these days. I prefer just enough to let me be a bit more sociable.

I would ditch the wanker 'ex-mates' personally, since they arent gonna change.

Christian · 23 Feb 2003, 03:47

I know just how you feel Kura... tho, it should be possible to pull anyway. At least it is for me... I.e. if you're sitting next to her, and one of your mates dances in a arse-shaking-minddisturbing-kindaway, have a line ready to throw him of as immature and too drunk. That way, the girl's view about you changes to the better. In her subcon', she'll think of you as responasble, mature, smart and a all-around-goodguy.

Kurashima · 23 Feb 2003, 03:51

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Originally posted by Christian
I know just how you feel Kura... tho, it should be possible to pull anyway. At least it is for me... I.e. if you're sitting next to her, and one of your mates dances in a arse-shaking-minddisturbing-kindaway, have a line ready to throw him of as immature and too drunk. That way, the girl's view about you changes to the better. In her subcon', she'll think of you as responasble, mature, smart and a all-around-goodguy.

yes , however you cannot anticipate him physically interjecting himself onto your female companion , and once that has occurred , youre lost. You are at that point , tarred as being "The mate of the drunken ****wit", and youre left to ponder as said female returns to the safety of the group of friends she came in with that you spent a good portion of time trying to extract her from.

Women travel in packs in nightclubs. Simple fact.

Christian · 23 Feb 2003, 03:54

Ahh - Thought it was a private party. Nightclubs are filled with people. Pick another one, and follow the steps.

Xillah · 23 Feb 2003, 07:14

Take a leap from my book, smash one of them in the mouth with a glass.

Ulysses · 23 Feb 2003, 08:18

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Originally posted by Xillah
Take a leap from my book, smash one of them in the mouth with a glass.

Excellent.

Then you can spend the next 6 months in Gaol, getting to know a brand new 6ft hairy arsed "best mate" called Doris, who will no doubt rip you a new arse hole.

Snurx · 23 Feb 2003, 17:48

Hm. I feel that your mates behavior fits perfectly whit some off mine's. Thats quite scary. But hey, assholes are everywhere. The chaps are quite nice, exept when drunk.

Deffeh · 23 Feb 2003, 17:52

im considering going teetotal at seventeen. i dont see the point in drinking any more. it makes people stupider, quick tempered, slow witted, ignorant etc. and it doesnt even feel that nice.

If you need drugs to have a good time, more fool you

MrL_JaKiri · 23 Feb 2003, 18:03

Beer good. Make thinking away. Mmm beer.

vampy · 23 Feb 2003, 18:56

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Originally posted by Kurashima
Most frustrating thing is , i hadnt gone out in about 3 weeks , and i hadnt gone out with the intention of pulling in any way shape or form in about 3 months.

Tonight i decide to , and my muppet mates utterly destroy any chance i have , again , with one drunken sentence.

i don't think any woman who was that interested in a guy would get put off just cos he had a pissed twat mate. You get used to it in pubs, if a guy is worth talking to, you just ignore his mates until they piss off/pass out. If not, then annoying mates are just a convenient excuse for her to disappear.

23 Feb 2003, 19:26

It's sort of the other way for me. I want to get trashed and my mates never do..

bastards.

sigrid · 23 Feb 2003, 19:46

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Originally posted by Kurashima
Most frustrating thing is , i hadnt gone out in about 3 weeks , and i hadnt gone out with the intention of pulling in any way shape or form in about 3 months.

Tonight i decide to , and my muppet mates utterly destroy any chance i have , again , with one drunken sentence.

lucky woman then

Kurashima · 23 Feb 2003, 22:14

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Originally posted by sigrid
lucky woman then

I didnt notice a

on that one Sigrid darling , so ill assume you were serious.

Zither · 23 Feb 2003, 23:32

i remember when i and a friend were getting on very well with a couple of girls, we were the sober(ish) ones out of the group i was with. Anyway some of our friends decide to see where we are, spot us and in their drunken state 2 of them decide to pretend to be our gay partners, there i was happily talking to some girl and a mate comes over slaps me called me a 2 timing bitch etc. Apart from the girls walking off, from the looks i was getting from some of the skinheads in the pub i was lucky to get out alive.

WST · 24 Feb 2003, 12:25

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Originally posted by Kurashima

SOMEONE JUSTIFY THIS CONCEPT TO ME. PLEASE!

it doesn't hurt so much when you get punched