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24 Jan 2003, 23:27
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avril lavigne has a pretty deep voice
how old was she when her balls dropped? she must have gone through puberty years ago
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24 Jan 2003, 23:32
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Hey!
Can I get a picture of a guy standing on his head like you do? thats cool man. How do I get one of those?
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24 Jan 2003, 23:34
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go and find an indian fakir, then take a photo of him whilst hes standing on his head, then ask the mods to let you have it as an avatar.
thats all i had to do.
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24 Jan 2003, 23:39
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Quote:
Originally posted by Idi
go and find an indian fakir, then take a photo of him whilst hes standing on his head, then ask the mods to let you have it as an avatar.
thats all i had to do.
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What if I do all that and they tell me to get stuffed? Which is the friendliest Mod to ask? I really would like one of those things you got.
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24 Jan 2003, 23:42
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kiss
What if I do all that and they tell me to get stuffed? Which is the friendliest Mod to ask? I really would like one of those things you got.
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Try Kurashima or Dead_Meat.
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24 Jan 2003, 23:45
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Originally posted by Helveticus
Try Kurashima or Dead_Meat.
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Thanks dude but I already just asked that guy, Belgarath the Sorceror cos he was the first on the list. If he says no I will try then others. Thx.
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24 Jan 2003, 23:58
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nem3sis
she got a nice pair aswell :P
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Do you mean tits?
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24 Jan 2003, 23:59
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ankles.
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25 Jan 2003, 00:00
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a new low in getting high
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She's not even *that* good looking.
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25 Jan 2003, 00:03
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ap0k
ankles.
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How do you know what he meant Mr "Scruffy Signature"? It could be tits, arms, legs, ears, eyes, elbows, knees, hands, wrists or like you say, ankles.
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25 Jan 2003, 00:05
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hu·mor - Pronunciation Key (hyoo-mer)
n.
The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness: could not see the humor of the situation.
That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd.
admittedly, i dont fall into any of the categories above. but maybe now u get the idea... :\
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25 Jan 2003, 00:11
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Clerk
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nem3sis
she got a nice pair aswell :P
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To my shame, I actually really like "Complicated" but she's quite flat chested. I've seen 13 year olds with more developed physiques (well, not in the flesh as it were).
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25 Jan 2003, 00:13
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Vermin Supreme
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ap0k
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that is definitely the spelling i am using from now on.
anyway, her tits are quite unimpressive.
she's really skinny though and i know a lot of guys are into the anorexic types
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25 Jan 2003, 00:15
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Quote:
Originally posted by acropolis
she's really skinny though and i know a lot of guys are into the anorexic types
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They tend to struggle less.
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25 Jan 2003, 00:23
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
They tend to struggle less.
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continuing in this direction (not a great idea but definitely an idea):
Guess what I saw displayed inside the drug store?
Background:
Valentine's day is coming up, and all drug stores have 'seasonal merchandise' that they bring out at different times of the year. Right now its all about cute teddy bears and candy hearts. Usually there are one or two 'neat toys' that make an appearance. This sort of falls into that category.
Answer:
"Love Cuffs." I bet you can guess what they are. Cute pink with hearts on em too. And probably sturdy enough to handle an avril. But I just want to hear a kid ask their parents what handcuffs have to do with valentine's day.
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25 Jan 2003, 00:30
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"well my child, we give them to the pleasant folk at burger king to apprehend villains with, giving them a seasonal cuffing"
(and yes, you're right, i have every intention of slowly but surely milking this to death )
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25 Jan 2003, 00:35
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Quote:
Originally posted by acropolis
Cute pink with hearts on em too. And probably sturdy enough to handle an avril.
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I should hope so, but Avril I suspect would be more into black leather constraints. Fortunately these can be purchased at reasonable rates in Camden Town which is also amply served by Avril-type teens with FAR too much makeup on.
Having said that, hand cuffs have their faults. Sheer physical domination is far more pleasurable. I'm told.
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25 Jan 2003, 00:40
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Vermin Supreme
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
I should hope so, but Avril I suspect would be more into black leather constraints. Fortunately these can be purchased at reasonable rates in Camden Town which is also amply served by Avril-type teens with FAR too much makeup on.
Having said that, hand cuffs have their faults. Sheer physical domination is far more pleasurable. I'm told.
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the way i see it is that being skinny and wearing makeup are both choices you make. you choose to be skinny enough that you can't resist*, and you choose to wear makeup that arouses me ( NOT A CHOICE). seen from that angle, now who's fault is our little incidnet? tell me that, officer. just try to tell me that.
*by being all anorexic and never going anywhere near a weightlifting room. you also chose to not take any 'self-defense' classes. you pretty much made your bed, time to sleep in it.
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25 Jan 2003, 01:51
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she is not THAT pretty, my opinion
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25 Jan 2003, 12:04
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Quote:
Originally posted by Helveticus
Try Kurashima or Dead_Meat.
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Get stuffed you pasty faced geek.
Heh.
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