|
|
19 Mar 2003, 01:22
|
#1
|
ROFFLE
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 11
|
Newt Superglued his phone to his head
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 01:27
|
#2
|
Guest
|
dork
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 01:29
|
#3
|
Proud Urwin
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Around
Posts: 8
|
right click... set as Background
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 01:29
|
#4
|
I love Kwon Boa
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Connecticut, USA
Posts: 221
|
go Newt! :P
__________________
I love Kwon Boa
[19:36:04] <Vaporizer> he is re-assuring isn't he...you can always think 'at least you're not intguru'
[15:02:56] <Newt|revising> ive got u in my siggy InTGuRu!!!!!!!
[15:03:00] <Newt|revising> u shud return the favour
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 01:31
|
#5
|
finnish pokèmon
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Who cares?
Posts: 280
|
He could at least have used a decent phone.
__________________
We often think that when we have completed our study of one, we know all about two, because two is 'one and one'. We forget that we have still to make a study of 'and'.
Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
We enjoy sucking the fun out of the boards. It's a competition.
|
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 01:37
|
#6
|
ROFFLE
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 11
|
NEWS JUST IN:
[00:45] <Moled> is it still stick to your head?
[00:45] <Newt> yeh, and fking hurts when i try to dislodge it
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 01:37
|
#7
|
Guest
|
omg, oh well... i guess he is getting some training in reading mirror-backwards... and sure hope he get's himself a hands-free...
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 01:39
|
#8
|
careface ;[
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: ?
Posts: 25
|
poor newt :/
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 01:53
|
#9
|
Banned
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Blackburn
Posts: 897
|
Quote:
Originally posted by OivA_16
omg, oh well... i guess he is getting some training in reading mirror-backwards... and sure hope he get's himself a hands-free...
|
yeh i do, ill go pulg it in.
thansk for the tip!
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 01:56
|
#10
|
Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
|
Quote:
Originally posted by OivA_16
omg, oh well... i guess he is getting some training in reading mirror-backwards... and sure hope he get's himself a hands-free...
|
The sensible thing to do would be to use two mirrors.
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 01:59
|
#11
|
Banned
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Blackburn
Posts: 897
|
Quote:
Originally posted by queball
The sensible thing to do would be to use two mirrors.
|
ive tried ... ud be amazed how hard that actually is (if one of the mirrors is a wall mirror)
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 02:10
|
#12
|
finnish pokèmon
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Who cares?
Posts: 280
|
Quote:
Originally posted by queball
The sensible thing to do would be to use two mirrors.
|
The sensible thing to do, would have involved not doing it in the 1st place.
__________________
We often think that when we have completed our study of one, we know all about two, because two is 'one and one'. We forget that we have still to make a study of 'and'.
Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
We enjoy sucking the fun out of the boards. It's a competition.
|
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 03:17
|
#13
|
Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Cwmbru
Posts: 2,587
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Iniluki
Looser.
|
Looser than what?
__________________
"You can't drink a pint of Bovril."
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 03:44
|
#14
|
Insomniac
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: over there
Posts: 110
|
omg rofl newt
these pics are gonna haunt u for the rest of ur life \o/
__________________
[Ministry] HC - retired
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 04:24
|
#15
|
I love Kwon Boa
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Connecticut, USA
Posts: 221
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Iniluki
Looser.
|
Newt is THE man and don't you forget it! Over the years I've needed many 'fantasy' women, Sarah Michelle Geller, Avril Lavigne, Lexa Doig, Tomiko Van, but I've only needed one Newt.
/me cries
I wub you Newwttt
__________________
I love Kwon Boa
[19:36:04] <Vaporizer> he is re-assuring isn't he...you can always think 'at least you're not intguru'
[15:02:56] <Newt|revising> ive got u in my siggy InTGuRu!!!!!!!
[15:03:00] <Newt|revising> u shud return the favour
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 08:04
|
#16
|
Homesick
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 399
|
Ever considered a simple rubber band? Idiot
__________________
Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 08:17
|
#17
|
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
|
what's the number? everyone should phone him.
__________________
I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 08:34
|
#18
|
Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
|
what a ****ing idiot
if he really used super glue I suggest glueing some more brain to his head too.
__________________
For real
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 08:45
|
#19
|
lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 5,514
|
GD is such a nice friendly place for the average retard.
__________________
eXcessum
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 08:46
|
#20
|
no
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: in a chair
Posts: 329
|
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 09:13
|
#21
|
Faithful Pony
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: England
Posts: 72
|
Just think of all the radiation that will be leaking into his head... not that it will make much difference anyway
__________________
- NewDawn -
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 09:39
|
#22
|
Banned
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Blackburn
Posts: 897
|
its like ... starting to fkin hurt now
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 09:47
|
#23
|
Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Newt
its like ... starting to fkin hurt now
|
Just wait until your skin starts to burn.
It will probaly puss the phone off your head in a matter of hrs
__________________
For real
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 09:48
|
#24
|
Faithful Pony
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: England
Posts: 72
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Newt
its like ... starting to fkin hurt now
|
Have you tried rubbing margerine on? or how about washing up liquid, or if it really hurts white spirits might work
You could always try A&E though... that would brighten up their day
__________________
- NewDawn -
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 10:01
|
#25
|
Doh!
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit
Posts: 1,720
|
Re: Newt Superglued his phone to his head
Doubtful, no one is that stupid.
__________________
Spinner: Kudos to Judge for having big cohones!
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 10:06
|
#26
|
Banned
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Blackburn
Posts: 897
|
if a&e dont get the damn thing off then next week u could be getting another new thread of pictures of me :\ led in intensive care once my dad sees me.
you'll be pleased to know it workd btw when my gal rang me up it was like having a cattle rod shoved up my ass.
ne1 have eta6 anti-fr ships btw?
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 10:08
|
#27
|
Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Newt
ne1 have eta6 anti-fr ships btw?
|
Post your phone number here and Iĺl get you all the def I can find.
__________________
For real
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 10:12
|
#28
|
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
|
go to A&E they will either have a solvent or have you put down. :P
__________________
I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 10:17
|
#29
|
Banned
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Blackburn
Posts: 897
|
Quote:
Originally posted by xtrasyn
Post your phone number here and Iĺl get you all the def I can find.
|
tempting ... but ive just given up on defence.
weet are teh scum! NaR more so paid ~£10 for around 200hrs of ""fun"" grrrr
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 10:20
|
#30
|
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
|
Quote:
Originally posted by xtrasyn
Iĺl
|
I get confused by the accents and stuff on these funny foreign keyboards too.
__________________
I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 10:22
|
#31
|
Faithful Pony
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: England
Posts: 72
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
...or have you put down.
|
Sounds good to me Newt
__________________
- NewDawn -
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 10:25
|
#32
|
Faithful Pony
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: England
Posts: 72
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Newt
tempting ... but ive just given up on defence.
weet are teh scum! NaR more so paid ~£10 for around 200hrs of ""fun"" grrrr
|
Just admit it, you managed to wreck your account all by yourself
anyway it was only £7 for a r9 account
__________________
- NewDawn -
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 10:31
|
#33
|
Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
I get confused by the accents and stuff on these funny foreign keyboards too.
|
itś US international.
Itś just that the unix keyset is about 3 times that of the windows counterpart.
I could debiliate it but I like it.
__________________
For real
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 11:05
|
#34
|
Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
|
Newt you are a stupid ****. Super glue fuses skin, you wont get it off without ripping the layer of skin off
__________________
[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 11:09
|
#35
|
The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
Newt you are a stupid ****. Super glue fuses skin, you wont get it off without ripping the layer of skin off
|
Plan C was to solder it on.
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 11:32
|
#36
|
Kyuss/qotsa > Deffeh ffs
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: there *points*
Posts: 210
|
oh dear...
.......where do i start? now then n00t, u know that i have always picked up on most or all of ur stupid antics and have relentlessly ripped you to the ground about them for the following months.
BUT....
this takes the p*ss.... the only thing worse i can think of is that picutre of your eye......that still makes me laugh now.
this guy needs some help.
__________________
"I'm never gonna work another day" in my life,
The gods told me to relax,
They said I'm gonna be fixed up right..."
Waiting for the Sun.
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 11:54
|
#37
|
Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
Newt you are a stupid ****. Super glue fuses skin, you wont get it off without ripping the layer of skin off
|
and the phone is btw also quite ruined.
__________________
For real
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 12:00
|
#38
|
Kyuss/qotsa > Deffeh ffs
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: there *points*
Posts: 210
|
Quote:
and the phone is btw also quite ruined.
|
shhh.....dont make him cry....
i can just picture him sitting there.....f*cked phone hanging off his face wondering why nobody calls him anymore.
and how is he supposed to know when he has incoming?
poor n00t
__________________
"I'm never gonna work another day" in my life,
The gods told me to relax,
They said I'm gonna be fixed up right..."
Waiting for the Sun.
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 12:23
|
#39
|
lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 5,514
|
Re: Re: Newt Superglued his phone to his head
Quote:
Originally posted by Judge
Doubtful, no one is that stupid.
|
You would be surprised.
__________________
eXcessum
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 13:08
|
#40
|
Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
|
Re: Re: Re: Newt Superglued his phone to his head
Quote:
Originally posted by JC
You would be surprised.
|
I AM. I mean, come on ffs...
I dare to bet he regrets it
__________________
For real
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 13:11
|
#41
|
lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 5,514
|
Its surprising what people (read students) will do for money. He was admimant that the superglue would stick to him because the duct tape hadnt, so we all put some money down and he would have won £20 if it hadnt stuck. Fortunately for us its strong superglue and has provided us with hours of entertainment.
__________________
eXcessum
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 13:15
|
#42
|
Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
|
Quote:
Originally posted by JC
Its surprising what people (read students) will do for money. He was admimant that the superglue would stick to him because the duct tape hadnt, so we all put some money down and he would have won £20 if it hadnt stuck. Fortunately for us its strong superglue and has provided us with hours of entertainment.
|
I say
so he never contemplated what to do if it stuck to him.
WTF is he in college for?
__________________
For real
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 13:18
|
#43
|
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
Newt you are a stupid ****. Super glue fuses skin, you wont get it off without ripping the layer of skin off
|
who is nicole?
__________________
I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 13:33
|
#44
|
Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
who is nicole?
|
She is on the PA-gallery under Nicole surprisingly.
__________________
[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 13:35
|
#45
|
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
|
PA? I don't know about these things... I'm not on the PA celeb circuit.
__________________
I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 13:57
|
#46
|
Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
She is on the PA-gallery under Nicole surprisingly.
|
errrr.... No?
__________________
For real
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 14:24
|
#47
|
LDK
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Norway
Posts: 2,220
|
:-)
P00r newt.
/me huggles newt,and tries to help him
__________________
[Omen]
Quote:
Originally posted by Newt
I would give me right testicle to be in a gal with you wishmaster!!! wonder if thatd be enough to bribe spinner with hmmmm
|
<JC`> i sent him a msg saying Wishmaster 0wns, so he recalled
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 14:28
|
#48
|
Registered Awesome Person
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 5,676
|
__________________
Finally free!
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 14:39
|
#49
|
Synaptidian
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 256
|
I texted him 6 times last night
im so mean
__________________
#eXcessum forever \o/
<vampy> Cheek is 1337
<Zeus> Cheek is 1337 <-- maybe?
<idimmu> Cheek is 1337
|
|
|
19 Mar 2003, 14:53
|
#50
|
Proud Urwin
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Around
Posts: 8
|
oi
[14:43:51] <Newt|afk> im off to a&e bbl (amsg)
good luck newt!
|
|
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 11:48.
| |