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24 Jan 2003, 23:49
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Has Soup On His Head
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Made up "On the Spot" (Scousers do not read if you are of a red persuasion)
TELL ME MA WHEN I COME HOME ,
THAT HOULLIERS LOST HALF A STONE.
HIS HAIRS GONE GREY ,
HIS NERVES ARE SHOT.
HIS TEAM IS WINNING NOT A LOT
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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24 Jan 2003, 23:52
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THATS NOT VERY GOOD.
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24 Jan 2003, 23:53
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finnish pokèmon
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average.
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We often think that when we have completed our study of one, we know all about two, because two is 'one and one'. We forget that we have still to make a study of 'and'.
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Originally posted by JonnyBGood
We enjoy sucking the fun out of the boards. It's a competition.
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24 Jan 2003, 23:53
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kiss
THATS NOT VERY GOOD.
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Thank you for that brilliantly concieved response.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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24 Jan 2003, 23:54
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Oh bollocks, I just realises your one of the Moderators here. I didn't mean to be rude you know, I'm just bored and in a bad mood because a guy was rude to me earlier.
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24 Jan 2003, 23:59
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
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Re: Made up "On the Spot" (Scousers do not read if you are of a red persuasion)
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Originally posted by Kurashima
TELL ME MA WHEN I COME HOME ,
THAT HOULLIERS LOST HALF A STONE.
HIS HAIRS GONE GREY ,
HIS NERVES ARE SHOT.
HIS TEAM IS WINNING NOT A LOT
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shouldn't you be telling us if you got fired or not?
i would love to comment on the poetry but i dont know what it is about
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25 Jan 2003, 00:02
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Spritely:
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Is: Nothing: Thirst: Is: Everything:
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he didnt
liverpool fc
and as much if a lfc supporter i am (which, frankly, isnt much) i chuckled
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Nuked.
Sprite: Obey: Your: Thirst:
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25 Jan 2003, 00:04
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kiss
I am a gay faggot.
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If you are, hi
If not, go take a flying **** at a rolling donut.
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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25 Jan 2003, 00:06
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Spritely:
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Is: Nothing: Thirst: Is: Everything:
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be nice to the gimmick gayle
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Nuked.
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25 Jan 2003, 00:11
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kiss
Oh bollocks, I just realises your one of the Moderators here. I didn't mean to be rude you know, I'm just bored and in a bad mood because a guy was rude to me earlier.
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I wouldnt worry about it. Abusing the other mods gets you into **** , with me , it just gets you ten times the level of abuse back.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 Jan 2003, 01:49
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
I wouldnt worry about it. Abusing the other mods gets you into **** , with me , it just gets you ten times the level of abuse back.
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Kura-"I lead by example"-shima eh?!
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25 Jan 2003, 01:53
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lazarus
Kura-"I lead by example"-shima eh?!
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I dont lead around here , remember?
That said , i rarely seem to "Follow" either.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 Jan 2003, 02:07
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Kura?
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Originally posted by Captain T'Bolt
Did you maker that up yourself?
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Doesnt it just shine through in every poorly thought out line?
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 Jan 2003, 02:13
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Re: Re: Kura?
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Originally posted by Captain T'Bolt
Not really, it's typical terrace-hooligan quality.
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From a lifelong Partick Thistle fan, whos been brought up doing terrace chants?
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 Jan 2003, 02:23
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Kura?
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Originally posted by Captain T'Bolt
As I have never been to the terraces I lack your madskills
I bow to your 1337n355
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Theyre underrated. Having to stand at the back of the stand in a group just so the security cameras cant see you in order to sing your songs nowadays just isnt as much fun.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 Jan 2003, 02:29
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: I hate you all
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THAT POEM IS UTTERLY WHACK
IT WAS WRITTEN BY A HACK
IT REALLY IS BACK
KURA IS QUITE SAD
BUT HUMOUR THIS LIMERICK LACKS
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25 Jan 2003, 02:39
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Back from timeout.
Join Date: May 2002
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KURASHIMA IS GAY
HE EATS ALOT OF HAY
EVEN THOUGH THEY SAY
THAT STUFFS FOR STEERS
AND QUEERS
AND I DONT SEE NO DAMN HORNS ON YOUR EARS.
/me bows
(I cant believe that n00b actually apologized made me think of suicide. :/)
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You'll have to prise my penis from my cold, dead hand!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Yahwe
Gay ducks only do it because it impresses their peers.
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25 Jan 2003, 02:52
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Xillah
THAT POEM IS UTTERLY WHACK
IT WAS WRITTEN BY A HACK
IT REALLY IS BACK
KURA IS QUITE SAD
BUT HUMOUR THIS LIMERICK LACKS
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That is utter utter utter wank. Nothing that poor has been written since the last time Muslim wrote love letters.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 Jan 2003, 02:54
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by QazokRouge5
KURASHIMA IS GAY
HE EATS ALOT OF HAY
EVEN THOUGH THEY SAY
THAT STUFFS FOR STEERS
AND QUEERS
AND I DONT SEE NO DAMN HORNS ON YOUR EARS.
/me bows
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Nobody would shout that on the terraces. TBH , theyd be embaressed admitting theyd even read the bloody thing.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 Jan 2003, 03:18
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Registered User
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Location: I hate you all
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Nothing that poor has been written since the last time Muslim wrote love letters.
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hey Hey HEY! Lets not say things we cant take back.
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