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14 Jan 2003, 13:48
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Declaration to the hoards of posters
FROM THE SPAMMERS ARMY OF GENERAL DISCUSSION
TO THE PEOPLE OF GENERAL DISCUSSION
ON THIS THE MONTH OF CHANGE FROM THE SPAMMERS ARMY OF GENERAL DISCUSSION
TO THE PEOPLE OF GENERAL DISCUSSION
ON THIS THE MONTH OF CHANGE
It is time to through off the shackles of the moderators and their established dictatorial power, we the people deserve little less than that which started in 1215 with King John and the British Barons when he signed the Magna Carta which promised a fair rule by the monarch and a duly elected authority which in turn became the British Government, house of lords and the house of commons. Well, we have the House of Lords in the form of the moderators but we deserve nay we are owed free rule and that is something JammyJim cannot deny us.
Stand with your fellow posters as we face the moderators in a feat of arms, though we may loose our accounts as has ever happened throughout the history of these forums when ever anyone has stood up to the mods we have the power of justice on our side and we will NOT be stopped. It is time to claim that which we are owed, it is time to step up and claim our destiny. Do not listen to the slander of those who would put a stop to free rule and the rights of the user. In the making of this form of government I have created an alliance with several moderators and many of my enemies. If I can patch things up with them you can put aside your mutual differences to fight together against our common enemy and put bonds on their power.
Common Election
All persons are allowed a vote, bar gimmick accounts
5 people per continent (British Isles is not a part of Europe)
A vote of no confidence, majority rule, is all needed to remove a person from power
Votes each month.
Channel Commons
The local politicos vote in a president
President resides over the channel
President tells the mods what to do.
Can be voted in or out of power by the continental politicians
LURKERS OF GENERAL DISCUSSION UNITE, FIGHT THOSE WHO WOULD SAY WE WOULD DESERVE NO RIGHTS
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"Freedom, morality, and the human dignity of the individual consists precisely in this; that he makes waffles not because he is forced to do so, but because he freely conceives it, wants it, and loves it."
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14 Jan 2003, 13:54
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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monarchal fundimentalist depotism is the way to go d00d
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14 Jan 2003, 14:05
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Democracy is flawed. This is why we have an oligarchic system on the boards.
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14 Jan 2003, 14:11
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
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Only a matriarchal system can truly work 
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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14 Jan 2003, 14:11
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Born Sinful
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Loughborough, UK
Posts: 4,059
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We have a system?
Why wan't I informed?
/me goes off to find JJ and interrogate him
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Shush, gayle
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Worth dying for. Worth killing for. Worth going to hell for. Amen.
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14 Jan 2003, 14:12
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: leeds
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Re: Declaration to the hoards of posters
Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
FROM THE SPAMMERS ARMY OF GENERAL DISCUSSION
TO THE PEOPLE OF GENERAL DISCUSSION
ON THIS THE MONTH OF CHANGE FROM THE SPAMMERS ARMY OF GENERAL DISCUSSION
TO THE PEOPLE OF GENERAL DISCUSSION
ON THIS THE MONTH OF CHANGE
It is time to through off the shackles of the moderators and their established dictatorial power, we the people deserve little less than that which started in 1215 with King John and the British Barons when he signed the Magna Carta which promised a fair rule by the monarch and a duly elected authority which in turn became the British Government, house of lords and the house of commons. Well, we have the House of Lords in the form of the moderators but we deserve nay we are owed free rule and that is something JammyJim cannot deny us.
Stand with your fellow posters as we face the moderators in a feat of arms, though we may loose our accounts as has ever happened throughout the history of these forums when ever anyone has stood up to the mods we have the power of justice on our side and we will NOT be stopped. It is time to claim that which we are owed, it is time to step up and claim our destiny. Do not listen to the slander of those who would put a stop to free rule and the rights of the user. In the making of this form of government I have created an alliance with several moderators and many of my enemies. If I can patch things up with them you can put aside your mutual differences to fight together against our common enemy and put bonds on their power.
Common Election
All persons are allowed a vote, bar gimmick accounts
5 people per continent (British Isles is not a part of Europe)
A vote of no confidence, majority rule, is all needed to remove a person from power
Votes each month.
Channel Commons
The local politicos vote in a president
President resides over the channel
President tells the mods what to do.
Can be voted in or out of power by the continental politicians
LURKERS OF GENERAL DISCUSSION UNITE, FIGHT THOSE WHO WOULD SAY WE WOULD DESERVE NO RIGHTS
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snurx where u from
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14 Jan 2003, 14:12
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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I don't want people who are popular with the posters on here running the show. That = recipe for disaster.
Get back in line, pe0ns.
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14 Jan 2003, 14:13
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Born Sinful
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Loughborough, UK
Posts: 4,059
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*cough*
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Worth dying for. Worth killing for. Worth going to hell for. Amen.
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14 Jan 2003, 14:19
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
I don't want people who are popular with the posters on here running the show. That = recipe for disaster.
Get back in line, pe0ns.
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You are prone to ridiculising hideous laughter
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For real
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14 Jan 2003, 14:20
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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Snurx for KING!
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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14 Jan 2003, 14:22
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Quote:
Originally posted by xtrasyn
You are prone to ridiculising hideous laughter
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Please re-phrase that in English, ta.
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14 Jan 2003, 14:25
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Nice to see that other people think like the author. (  )
Deathjam: Norway.
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"Freedom, morality, and the human dignity of the individual consists precisely in this; that he makes waffles not because he is forced to do so, but because he freely conceives it, wants it, and loves it."
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14 Jan 2003, 15:19
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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I am thinking of exercising my dictatorial rights of suppressing free speech my deleting Snurx's account.
This would appear to be a 'good' idea.
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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14 Jan 2003, 15:23
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What is all this rubbish?
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14 Jan 2003, 15:24
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Chimping
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Newcastle, England.
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I reckon this board should rule by exarchy.
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14 Jan 2003, 15:25
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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By blood JJ came to power, and by blood JJ rules.
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14 Jan 2003, 15:27
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Guest
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When I am God you will all be banned.
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14 Jan 2003, 15:43
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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When you are God, everyone will be almost certainly become agnostic and thus your powers, as measured by the number of your followers, will be approximately zero and thus the chances of you banning anyone will be pretty much as it is now.
NONE.
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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14 Jan 2003, 15:49
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dead_Meat
When you are God, everyone will be almost certainly become agnostic and thus your powers, as measured by the number of your followers, will be approximately zero and thus the chances of you banning anyone will be pretty much as it is now.
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That is assuming power is measured bia belief.
Which it isn't.
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14 Jan 2003, 16:02
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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That Pratchett book with the God in the form of a turtle says it is.
Nyer.
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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14 Jan 2003, 16:03
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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Yes it is.
Molyneaux said so.
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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14 Jan 2003, 16:05
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dead_Meat
That Pratchett book with the God in the form of a turtle says it is.
Nyer.
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'Small Gods'
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14 Jan 2003, 16:08
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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The very same.
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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14 Jan 2003, 16:09
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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This thread should be called 'Debating time at the retirement home.'
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14 Jan 2003, 19:47
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finnish pokèmon
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Who cares?
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I'd rather lurk.
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We often think that when we have completed our study of one, we know all about two, because two is 'one and one'. We forget that we have still to make a study of 'and'.
Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
We enjoy sucking the fun out of the boards. It's a competition.
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14 Jan 2003, 20:39
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dead_Meat
I am thinking of exercising my dictatorial rights of suppressing free speech my deleting Snurx's account.
This would appear to be a 'good' idea.
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I dont think it is a good ide.
I thougth you loved me!
JJ said he did. 
WAS IT ALL LIES?
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"Freedom, morality, and the human dignity of the individual consists precisely in this; that he makes waffles not because he is forced to do so, but because he freely conceives it, wants it, and loves it."
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