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24 Dec 2002, 20:31
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Wrapping Christmas Presents
Is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
Technically difficult.
Also rather expensive.
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24 Dec 2002, 20:37
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,891
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not if you use cling film
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"You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
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24 Dec 2002, 20:40
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: :noitacoL
Posts: 1,200
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bloomers III
not if you use cling film
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that just defeats the purpose of rapping though you ****master.
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24 Dec 2002, 20:42
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: Wrapping Christmas Presents
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Originally posted by Dace
Is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
Technically difficult.
Also rather expensive.
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**** YOU DACE
**** YOU VERY HARD AND VERY LONG IN A VERY PAINFUL PLACE
*grumble*
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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24 Dec 2002, 21:12
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Guest
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Re: Re: Wrapping Christmas Presents
Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
**** YOU DACE
**** YOU VERY HARD AND VERY LONG IN A VERY PAINFUL PLACE
*grumble*
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Why so much hate directed at me?
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25 Dec 2002, 01:27
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Wrapping was clearly invented by women as blokes cannot do it, but ladies can resulting in your feeling incompetent on Christmas day.
Spiteful, spiteful bitches.
I'm not bitter at ****ing all.
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25 Dec 2002, 01:30
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 940
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Just do it when you get back from the pub on nye, like i'm doing now, got an excuse for doing a **** job!
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25 Dec 2002, 01:36
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finnish pokèmon
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Who cares?
Posts: 280
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All you need is a lot of tape. Preferably electrical tape.
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
We enjoy sucking the fun out of the boards. It's a competition.
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25 Dec 2002, 01:44
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Quote:
Originally posted by Helveticus
All you need is a lot of tape. Preferably electrical tape.
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'Doing a Homer'
(The episode with the tax return)
(Christ I'm sad)
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25 Dec 2002, 02:09
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finnish pokèmon
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Who cares?
Posts: 280
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
'Doing a Homer'
(The episode with the tax return)
(Christ I'm sad)
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I had forgotten about that episode but I did use electrical tape this year, as the sellotape kept snapping.
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We often think that when we have completed our study of one, we know all about two, because two is 'one and one'. We forget that we have still to make a study of 'and'.
Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
We enjoy sucking the fun out of the boards. It's a competition.
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25 Dec 2002, 02:19
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
'Doing a Homer'
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Not to be confused with "pulling a Homer".
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25 Dec 2002, 02:34
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Androme
WE LOVE YOU DACE.
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I dream people say those words to me.
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25 Dec 2002, 02:42
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Florida, USA
Posts: 1,500
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Re: Wrapping Christmas Presents
Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
Technically difficult.
Also rather expensive.
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but not nearly as fun.
Oh and gift bags solve all one's gift-wrapping woes.
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25 Dec 2002, 02:56
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Re: Wrapping Christmas Presents
Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
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Swiss Tony!!
(That added nothing to the conversation)
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25 Dec 2002, 03:52
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Canadian to the Core
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,004
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Geez guys, there is a very easy answer to all your troubles.
They're called vollenteer wrapping ladies, you know the ones from that random charity that you've never heard of before, that are willing and VERY ABLE to wrap whatever presents you purchace at the mall you attened.
USE YOUR MALE BRAINS AND FIND THE EASIEST SOLUTIONS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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25 Dec 2002, 03:57
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: autogenic misery
Posts: 872
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Wrapping a present, or presents requires very little skill. Basic manipulation of tools using your limbs, and slight articulation of the fingers are neccessary.
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