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Unread 24 Dec 2002, 20:31   #1
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Wrapping Christmas Presents
Is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

Technically difficult.

Also rather expensive.
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Unread 24 Dec 2002, 20:37   #2
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not if you use cling film
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mbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus wouldmbushell spreads love and joy to the forum in the same way Jesus would
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Re: Wrapping Christmas Presents
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Is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

Technically difficult.

Also rather expensive.
**** YOU DACE

**** YOU VERY HARD AND VERY LONG IN A VERY PAINFUL PLACE

*grumble*
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Unread 24 Dec 2002, 21:12   #5
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**** YOU VERY HARD AND VERY LONG IN A VERY PAINFUL PLACE

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Why so much hate directed at me?
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Unread 25 Dec 2002, 01:27   #6
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Wrapping was clearly invented by women as blokes cannot do it, but ladies can resulting in your feeling incompetent on Christmas day.

Spiteful, spiteful bitches.


I'm not bitter at ****ing all.
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Just do it when you get back from the pub on nye, like i'm doing now, got an excuse for doing a **** job!
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Unread 25 Dec 2002, 01:36   #8
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All you need is a lot of tape. Preferably electrical tape.
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Unread 25 Dec 2002, 01:44   #9
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All you need is a lot of tape. Preferably electrical tape.
'Doing a Homer'


(The episode with the tax return)


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'Doing a Homer'


(The episode with the tax return)


(Christ I'm sad)

I had forgotten about that episode but I did use electrical tape this year, as the sellotape kept snapping.
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Re: Wrapping Christmas Presents
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Is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

Technically difficult.

Also rather expensive.
but not nearly as fun.


Oh and gift bags solve all one's gift-wrapping woes.
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Is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
Swiss Tony!!

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Geez guys, there is a very easy answer to all your troubles.
They're called vollenteer wrapping ladies, you know the ones from that random charity that you've never heard of before, that are willing and VERY ABLE to wrap whatever presents you purchace at the mall you attened.
USE YOUR MALE BRAINS AND FIND THE EASIEST SOLUTIONS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wrapping a present, or presents requires very little skill. Basic manipulation of tools using your limbs, and slight articulation of the fingers are neccessary.
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