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11 Feb 2004, 01:00
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Teh Portal Coder
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
So. There I was, minding my own business.
When my girlfriend VICIOUSLY and COMPLETELY WITHOUT PROVOCATION* decides to push me over and break my ankle at the start of the night's drinking. Well, ok. Midway through the night's drinking.
...Ok. At about half ten, when I'd been at it steadily since about midday.
Yes, yes, ok, I was twatted. Anyway.
Punishment? Demand sympathy? Suggestions?
Amuse me. I've got six weeks to sit here.
*Ok, I jumped towards her in a possibly silly way. Ok. It was very silly. Anyway.
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11 Feb 2004, 01:02
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
Kill her and eat her.
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11 Feb 2004, 01:13
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Weeeeee
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: leeds
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
with jam
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11 Feb 2004, 01:27
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Retired
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
do that annoying tv sitcom thing, where when someone gets injured they ring a bell a lot and someone has to come a running to fetch them whatever tehy want.................................
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11 Feb 2004, 02:15
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
Spend six weeks taking an open university course in Writing.
Then come back and wittily write a post.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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11 Feb 2004, 03:16
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Kill her and eat her.
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Sugar and spice and all things nice, i guess.
Damn, thats made me hungry. Wheres aryn?
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11 Feb 2004, 05:21
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 2,985
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
you *&^ wank a lot to queer as folk, which my friend did when he was 15, then a queer gayhomofag **** got a hardon watching it at 18, i don't know this, i told it by friend who's nice gay not queer gayhmomofag ****
*&^could
Last edited by KaneED; 11 Feb 2004 at 05:51.
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11 Feb 2004, 05:36
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
Quote:
Originally Posted by KaneED
you could wank a lot to queer as folk, which my friend did when he was 15, then a queer gayhomofag couldcouldcouldcould got a hardon watching it at 18, i don't know this, i told it by friend who's nice gay not queer gayhmomofag couldcouldcouldcould
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11 Feb 2004, 10:58
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deffeh
Wheres aryn?
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The Northern Wastelands.
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11 Feb 2004, 11:03
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
which reminds me, talking about alcohol, MM, what you doing on the 20th as apparently i am going to cuba cuba that night? (its a friday)
(this applys to skiddy and anyone else who can get there as well)
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11 Feb 2004, 11:34
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-Back Again-
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Hitchin, Hertfordshire
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
When the first plaster cast is removed, throw it at her and then make her eat it. I'm sure by now it'd probably make quite a pleasant meal. Candle lit dinner. Ha. She couldn't refuse.
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11 Feb 2004, 11:54
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nomen est omen
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
Hire hit men to sort her out.
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11 Feb 2004, 11:55
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nomen est omen
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
Sue!
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11 Feb 2004, 12:02
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
Buy a bell and every time you need something ring it until she gets you what you want.
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11 Feb 2004, 12:53
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Howling Rain
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: England
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
I think you should get her to cater for all your needs (with a bell ofc) - whatever your needs tend to be (can anyone say foor fetish?).
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11 Feb 2004, 14:54
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Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
Join Date: May 2001
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
this last week i too suffered at the hands of my gf, a broken foot to be exact 3 metatassles(spelling???) out of 5 broke
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He isn't what I would call a menace but he is like a child trapped in a fat child with cerebal palsy's body which is wrapped in denim.He seemed to always bitch at everything that ever happened ever even if it was a post that read "SUNDAY8PM IS THE KING OF THE SOCIAL SCENE!" he would still bitch about it. Oh and it's a well known fact that if you mash Sunday8pm's face into a keyboard, the words "More Hula Hoops Please" will mysteriously appear on screen every time.
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11 Feb 2004, 15:08
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Teh Portal Coder
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
Bloody women.
Yeah, looks like the bell and slavery idea's winning. I'll suggest it to her.
Be back soon, with another broken ankle.
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11 Feb 2004, 15:10
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deffeh
Sugar and spice and all things nice, i guess.
Damn, thats made me hungry. Wheres aryn?
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don't bite off more than you can chew :P
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11 Feb 2004, 15:13
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Teh Portal Coder
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
She said she liked the eating idea more.
I'm confused. Who'd want to be eaten?
/innocence.
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11 Feb 2004, 15:18
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King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
I've heard of a few Germans that would like to be eaten
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11 Feb 2004, 15:30
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Teh Portal Coder
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
Oh, yeah. Them too.
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11 Feb 2004, 18:00
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
I'm in favour of making him learn how to write more humourously.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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11 Feb 2004, 22:39
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Teh Portal Coder
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
I'd write more humourously.
If I could really give a flying sideways **** about the impact my writing would have on an online community. Especially an online community where the standard response is lol, yay, fag, or 'kill her and eat her'.
Besides. Since when does a writing course teach you to write more humourously? Or in a wittier manner? I thought they just told you to write in a way more suited to yourself. Which, in my case, would involve me saying "****ing ****ing bint" more often.
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12 Feb 2004, 14:37
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This is bat country
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
**** her in the ass until she bleeds
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12 Feb 2004, 20:02
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Noctu
I'd write more humourously.
If I could really give a flying sideways **** about the impact my writing would have on an online community. Especially an online community where the standard response is lol, yay, fag, or 'kill her and eat her'.
Besides. Since when does a writing course teach you to write more humourously? Or in a wittier manner? I thought they just told you to write in a way more suited to yourself. Which, in my case, would involve me saying "****ing ****ing bint" more often.
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Dammit Noctu. 3 ****ing years and youre still feeding the trolls!
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12 Feb 2004, 20:07
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Dammit Noctu. 3 ****ing years and youre still feeding the trolls!
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You know I'm getting a fishing show on some sports network next fall?
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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12 Feb 2004, 20:08
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Next goal wins!
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Location: London
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
to be fair to noctu... sunday did say he should write more wittily TWICE
second time in a less blatant way, in a cunning ploy for us not to notice it was him and think the writing thing had support
next time use a gimmick!
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12 Feb 2004, 20:13
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
No, that's a ticket to bansville for me.
I've only ever made one good gimmick and I oversaturated the boards with him too soon.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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12 Feb 2004, 20:31
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Heh
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
I didnt beat the shit out of the Austrian Alps when it put me in a wheelchair for 2 1/2 Years, I just bled on it a little
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12 Feb 2004, 20:36
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
second time in a less blatant way, in a cunning ploy for us not to notice it was him and think the writing thing had support
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sadly this worked on me
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12 Feb 2004, 20:50
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Next goal wins!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: London
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quazi Starbucks
I didnt beat the shit out of the Austrian Alps when it put me in a wheelchair for 2 1/2 Years, I just bled on it a little
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how did you do it? skiing?
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13 Feb 2004, 04:11
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the merciless
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deepflow
how did you do it? skiing?
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Fornicating against a T-Bar while it was in operation. When he was done he went to roll over.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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13 Feb 2004, 15:14
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Teh Portal Coder
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Dammit Noctu. 3 ****ing years and youre still feeding the trolls!
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It's what I do. <3
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