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Starbucks · 8 Jan 2003, 23:31

being a jobless bum atm (christmas contracts sux lololol) i went to currys and i was walking in with my application form in one hand (all filled out with dots on I's and blatonly bull****ting on the "what do you think you can bring to the company?" part) and a diet coke with lemon on the other. And two girls (around 17) run out of the entrance door one carrying Two LG Dvd-RW the other carrying one. At the time i think "holy ****sucker, you made me spill my coke" then i thought "**** they are going into that badly parked metro with the wierd guy driving it" then i thought nothing, i just ran after that metro

The car park was busy, it was a saturday afternoon for chrissakes, so me and what i later learnt to be a undercover security guard were chasing after the metro trying to open up the doors, i drop my phone, think "**** it" and decide to leave the security guard to try with the other door while i try and cut em off at the exit.

The, what i later learnt to be, duty manager went with me as i jumped at the window and smashed it with a rock i picked up on the way to the exit, using one hand to hit the driver and the other to grab the keys and i pulled em out making the car, well, not move. i fall to ground security gaurds catch them mid "ouch my goddamn leg hurts" gives my application form to the manager saying "hhere you go" and i walk away.

Got a phone call earlier today, i got a interview on saturday

tl;dr crew:

caught shoplifters while conviniently handing in a application form

8 Jan 2003, 23:34

If this story is true, i would very much like to find out what happened to the coke.

Nofutcha · 8 Jan 2003, 23:34

were they hot?

Starbucks · 8 Jan 2003, 23:35

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Originally posted by Cocaine
If this story is true, i would very much like to find out what happened to the coke.

application form unfortunately

and the girls were whitetrash

you know the types, excess cheap bling , bleach blonde, ugly as f**k, no brains

not my type

Starbucks · 8 Jan 2003, 23:36

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Originally posted by not sword
Wouldn't it be weird if they weren't actually shoplifters.

"hey, did you forget the reciept or something, some guys are chasing us!"

Nofutcha · 8 Jan 2003, 23:38

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Originally posted by Starbucks
and the girls were whitetrash

you know the types, excess cheap bling , bleach blonde, ugly as f**k, no brains

not my type

i meant the guard and manager

Starbucks · 8 Jan 2003, 23:39

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Originally posted by Nofutcha
i meant the guard and manager

they were hotties!

Bloomers III · 8 Jan 2003, 23:39

I was applying for a job at the Commission for Racial Equality but when I went in there it was full of black people! I was so appalled I left. On the way out I saw a guy with a silly big hat and I thought he must be a muslim terrorist! So i rugby tackled him to the floor to look for the bomb which he thought he had inconspicuosly hidden in his hat. but when i took it off it was full of hair. I apologised when the police came but, being the bad mannered facists that they are, they didn't accept my apology and threw me in prison, where I still am today.

Starbucks · 8 Jan 2003, 23:43

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Originally posted by Bloomers III
I was applying for a job at the Commission for Racial Equality but when I went in there it was full of black people! I was so appalled I left. On the way out I saw a guy with a silly big hat and I thought he must be a muslim terrorist! So i rugby tackled him to the floor to look for the bomb which he thought he had inconspicuosly hidden in his hat. but when i took it off it was full of hair. I apologised when the police came but, being the bad mannered facists that they are, they didn't accept my apology and threw me in prison, where I still am today.

bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

(i call shenanigans)

Ste · 9 Jan 2003, 00:08

Dont work for Curry's
I worked there for 2 years - they are crap

IncubusGod · 9 Jan 2003, 04:12

So you broke the window with a rock...

o...k

Criminal Damage anyone?

Mirai · 9 Jan 2003, 05:46

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Originally posted by IncubusGod
So you broke the window with a rock...

o...k

Criminal Damage anyone?

Assuming he gets the job, I'm sure the store will 'modify' his hiring time so that he actually was working there at the date of the theft.

9 Jan 2003, 14:08

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Originally posted by Mirai
Assuming he gets the job, I'm sure the store will 'modify' his hiring time so that he actually was working there at the date of the theft.

?

that would place him at the scene

insane_in_da_membrane · 9 Jan 2003, 19:33

Well done \o/ I didn't even know there WAS a Currys in Swansea :-/

Kurashima · 9 Jan 2003, 21:07

Last time i saw you Starbucks , you didnt look like you were capable of running 15 yards without breaking into a sweat and collapsing.

Youve been in training i see.....

Taratang · 9 Jan 2003, 21:12

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Originally posted by Kurashima
Last time i saw you Starbucks , you didnt look like you were capable of running 15 yards without breaking into a sweat and collapsing.

Youve been in training i see.....

You're one to talk.

Starbucks · 9 Jan 2003, 21:16

Criminal Damage? It was blatonly a stolen car, the stuff we did before i picked up Mr Rock Shown this

And kura i can run quite fast, if i was obliged to

and there is a currys in swansea, but i applied for the bristol one as finding a job in swansea is a S.O.A.B

Kurashima · 9 Jan 2003, 21:16

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Originally posted by Taratang
You're one to talk.

I play 60 minutes of 5 a side football 3 times a week , and 2 hours of 11 a side on a Sunday.

I may not look it , but stamina wise i can go for hours ......

IncubusGod · 9 Jan 2003, 21:53

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Originally posted by Kurashima
may not look it , but stamina wise i can go for hours ......

That,coupled with your avatar,will haunt my dreams for years to come.