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18 Dec 2002, 20:47
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Hooooo Hooooo Hooooooo
Merry Christmas! Remember to leave out a glass of whiskey for me, because if you don't I'll stick a piece of coal up where the sun don't shine you stingy bastards. Also leave out a few mince pies for me and my elves and a couple of carrots for Rudolph and the other reindeer who I can't be arsed to remember the names of. And turn off your ****ing fires, inconsiderate sods. And if you don't have a fire then I'm not paying for fiing the windows, you should ahve thought about that.
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Merry Christmas once again, I hate you all.
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18 Dec 2002, 20:50
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Fidel Cakestro
Join Date: Jan 2001
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what kind of whiskey?
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18 Dec 2002, 20:52
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Bells, it's all in the blend.
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18 Dec 2002, 20:52
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Join Date: Jul 2000
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Effortless christmas gimmick i see
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18 Dec 2002, 20:54
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2000
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I was 'The Grinch' last night, super  movie it is.
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18 Dec 2002, 20:54
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
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hey big boy, come fill my stocking
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"You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
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18 Dec 2002, 20:56
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- Sex Therapist -
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bloomers III
hey big boy, come fill my stocking
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Cheatin on me again WILL YOU
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<Pyr0> but i dont want cum on my scanner
<meaple> its glass, it wipes off
<Pyr0> i dont trust you
<meaple> I want 2 c ur cum
<Pyr0> patience young padowan
<AliasX> oh jeasus
<AliasX> this channel did turn gay
*** yahwe ( [email protected]) has joined channel #forums
<Oye> that cant be a coincidence
<meaple> he heard you
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18 Dec 2002, 20:57
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
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Re: Hooooo Hooooo Hooooooo
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Originally posted by Santa Claus
Merry Christmas! Remember to leave out a glass of whiskey for me, because if you don't I'll stick a piece of coal up where the sun don't shine you stingy bastards. Also leave out a few mince pies for me and my elves and a couple of carrots for Rudolph and the other reindeer who I can't be arsed to remember the names of. And turn off your ****ing fires, inconsiderate sods. And if you don't have a fire then I'm not paying for fiing the windows, you should ahve thought about that.
:santa_wav
Merry Christmas once again, I hate you all.
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mum said you didn't give out inflatable women.
but i was really good this year. i even didn't insult my brother yesterday even though he is stupid as ****.
so which one of us is right?
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18 Dec 2002, 20:59
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me
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18 Dec 2002, 21:00
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
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you buy your food cheap from Asda
that's shocking.
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18 Dec 2002, 21:04
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**** off you soft southern poof
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18 Dec 2002, 21:54
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Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
Join Date: May 2001
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Originally posted by Santa Claus
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hi bloomers
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Originally Posted by pavil
He isn't what I would call a menace but he is like a child trapped in a fat child with cerebal palsy's body which is wrapped in denim.He seemed to always bitch at everything that ever happened ever even if it was a post that read "SUNDAY8PM IS THE KING OF THE SOCIAL SCENE!" he would still bitch about it. Oh and it's a well known fact that if you mash Sunday8pm's face into a keyboard, the words "More Hula Hoops Please" will mysteriously appear on screen every time.
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18 Dec 2002, 22:06
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Fidel Cakestro
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Santa Claus
Bells, it's all in the blend.
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what about the sheer "im sitting in the middle of the scottish highlands with a green sofa" pleasure of glenmoragie?
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19 Dec 2002, 01:09
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Re: Hooooo Hooooo Hooooooo
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Originally posted by Santa Claus
And turn off your ****ing fires, inconsiderate sods.
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Someone's never lived in the country I see.
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Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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19 Dec 2002, 01:22
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Join Date: Apr 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by clarencetheclockworkcake
what about the sheer "im sitting in the middle of the scottish highlands with a green sofa" pleasure of glenmoragie?
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12 yr Bushmills rocks your world.
Not that it seems overly easy to get outside of Northern Ireland.
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19 Dec 2002, 02:32
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On the 19th day of Christmas my forum gave to me
8 brand new smilies
7 random changes
6 Jolt mods banning
5 threads on garbage
some 4-letter words still censored
3 spammers spamming
2 new creators
and 1 TWATTY GIMMICK ACCOUNT
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in my sig i write down all my previous co-ords and alliance positions as if they matter because I'm not important enough to be remembered by nickname alone.
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19 Dec 2002, 03:54
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
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Quote:
Originally posted by xtothez
On the 19th day of Christmas my forum gave to me
8 brand new smilies
7 random changes
6 Jolt mods banning
5 threads on garbage
some 4-letter words still censored
3 spammers spamming
2 new creators
and 1 TWATTY GIMMICK ACCOUNT
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Thank you for sending me to bed with a smile 
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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19 Dec 2002, 18:08
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle28uk
Thank you for sending me to bed with a smile
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just dont make me write any sequels, that one took longer than i thought : )
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19 Dec 2002, 18:13
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
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what does santa think about when a 12 year old child sits on his lap, squirming in anticipation of their present?
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Sophie is hotter than you
though ive gone off her now; the way Susanna Reid squirms around on sml is, however, awesome
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19 Dec 2002, 21:45
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- Sex Therapist -
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
what does santa think about when a 12 year old child sits on his lap, squirming in anticipation of their present?
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thats pretty ****ing sick
:xmas:
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<Pyr0> but i dont want cum on my scanner
<meaple> its glass, it wipes off
<Pyr0> i dont trust you
<meaple> I want 2 c ur cum
<Pyr0> patience young padowan
<AliasX> oh jeasus
<AliasX> this channel did turn gay
*** yahwe ( [email protected]) has joined channel #forums
<Oye> that cant be a coincidence
<meaple> he heard you
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19 Dec 2002, 21:49
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Santa and Mickey Mouse are the world's biggest paedophiles.
Santa is a fat old man, with a big white beard that dresses up in a big red suit, and offers gifts to children, while they sit on his penis.
Mickey Mouse is a big mouse that owns sweet shops for luring children (Disney land) and big black vans with his logo on the van (Disney Channel). He also enjoys hugging children while he gets his photo taken with him. And have you seen the size of those hands? Christ, easy for feeling up kids, I bet.
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19 Dec 2002, 21:53
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
Santa and Mickey Mouse are the world's biggest paedophiles.
Santa is a fat old man, with a big white beard that dresses up in a big red suit, and offers gifts to children, while they sit on his penis.
Mickey Mouse is a big mouse that owns sweet shops for luring children (Disney land) and big black vans with his logo on the van (Disney Channel). He also enjoys hugging children while he gets his photo taken with him. And have you seen the size of those hands? Christ, easy for feeling up kids, I bet.
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unresolved issues?
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19 Dec 2002, 21:56
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
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I work at Disney land, and dress up as Mickey mouse. But don't worry, I won't be shagging anybody's children. I'm coming home to work at my local garden centre, in Santa's grotto.
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19 Dec 2002, 21:58
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
I work at Disney land, and dress up as Mickey mouse. But don't worry, I won't be shagging anybody's children. I'm coming home to work at my local garden centre, in Santa's grotto.
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I feel really sorry for you.
'yes' would ahve been a shorter answer, though =\
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