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8 Nov 2002, 00:39

... how soon into said day would you commit suicide?

8 Nov 2002, 00:40

Right after I had had sex with Dace.

Phwa-rhump-zing!

8 Nov 2002, 00:40

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Originally posted by Dace
... how soon into said day would you commit suicide?

hmm... i guess youve never poked a butt then?

8 Nov 2002, 00:41

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Originally posted by darin
hmm... i guess youve never poked a butt then?

If it's the butt of someone of the opposite sex what's that got to do with being gay?

Kurashima · 8 Nov 2002, 00:42

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Originally posted by Dace
... how soon into said day would you commit suicide?

Id arrange for it to be the day i died anyway.

Then i would walk bow legged into Heaven , give God the fingers , and say "And Barrymore CHOSE to live like this".

poshphil · 8 Nov 2002, 00:42

i would stay in. and then emerge again the next day not gay.

sh@dow · 8 Nov 2002, 00:42

suicide is for wimps

TAKE IT UP THE ASS LIKE A MAN

the dying puppy · 8 Nov 2002, 00:44

I think I would like it more then just being strait

the dying puppy · 8 Nov 2002, 00:46

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Originally posted by sh@dow

TAKE IT UP THE ASS LIKE A MAN

you've got some balls man! I can smell it!

8 Nov 2002, 00:46

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Originally posted by Kurashima
Then i would walk bow legged into Heaven , give God the fingers , and say "And Barrymore CHOSE to live like this".

So you're one of those bitches who likes taking it then?!

8 Nov 2002, 00:47

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Originally posted by Dace

If it's the butt of someone of the opposite sex what's that got to do with being gay?

if being "gay" for a day means doing "gay" acts?.. then no problem at all. Once your pounding a butt you cant tell if its male or female....so close your eyes and enjoy.

If your on the receiving end its not much different then having your GF stick 3-4 fingers in you.

sh@dow · 8 Nov 2002, 00:49

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Originally posted by darin

if being "gay" for a day means doing "gay" acts?.. then no problem at all. Once your pounding a butt you cant tell if its male or female....so close your eyes and enjoy.

well if you cant tell just by closing your eyes you have a problem (the hairy ass and male grunts would hint to me)

Kurashima · 8 Nov 2002, 00:54

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Originally posted by Dace
So you're one of those bitches who likes taking it then?!

Only when its you and you promise to be gentle.

the dying puppy · 8 Nov 2002, 00:54

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Originally posted by darin

if being "gay" for a day means doing "gay" acts?.. then no problem at all. Once your pounding a butt you cant tell if its male or female....so close your eyes and enjoy.

If your on the receiving end its not much different then having your GF stick 3-4 fingers in you.

Usted es un homosexual sucio. Coma mis heces y beba mi orina. Gracias, amigo.

poshphil · 8 Nov 2002, 00:55

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Originally posted by the dying puppy
Usted es un homosexual sucio. Coma mis heces y beba mi orina. Gracias, amigo.

These are english forums

the dying puppy · 8 Nov 2002, 00:57

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Originally posted by poshphil

These are english forums

not kidding?

Kurashima · 8 Nov 2002, 00:58

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Originally posted by the dying puppy
not kidding?

Sky , i would **** you in the ass if the opportunity arose.

Darin as well. Just so i get the full set.

poshphil · 8 Nov 2002, 00:59

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Originally posted by Kurashima

Sky , i would **** you in the ass if the opportunity arose.

Darin as well. Just so i get the full set.

i had me vaseline ready as well

8 Nov 2002, 01:01

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Originally posted by Kurashima

Sky , i would **** you in the ass if the opportunity arose.

Darin as well. Just so i get the full set.

Sky would be a better choice, im a bit lose.

acropolis · 8 Nov 2002, 01:17

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Originally posted by darin

If your on the receiving end its not much different then having your GF stick 3-4 fingers in you.

As a matter of fact they feel very different.

But as to the rest I agree with you. Hit a chick in the ass, pretend she's a guy.

Or possibly (certainly a possibility that has never occurred to a GDer) go an entire day without sex.

Ulysses · 8 Nov 2002, 01:18

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Originally posted by acropolis

Or possibly (certainly a possibility that has never occurred to a GDer) go an entire day without sex.

eh!

Most of the geeks round here wouldnt know a blow job, from a blown light bulb ffs

acropolis · 8 Nov 2002, 01:20

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Originally posted by Ulysses

eh!

Most of the geeks round here wouldnt know a blow job, from a blown light bulb ffs

WTF is a "blow job"???

Or don't I want to hear about the things you do with your faggoteer friends...

poshphil · 8 Nov 2002, 01:21

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Originally posted by acropolis
WTF is a "blow job"???

head.

Ulysses · 8 Nov 2002, 01:24

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Originally posted by acropolis
WTF is a "blow job"???

Or don't I want to hear about the things you do with your ******eer friends...

Uhm, I told u most of the geeks on here have no clue about sex!!

8 Nov 2002, 01:48

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Originally posted by acropolis
WTF is a "blow job"???

Or don't I want to hear about the things you do with your ******eer friends...

I told you acrop, just because it's called that doesn't mean you ACTUALLY blow.

Radon · 8 Nov 2002, 02:24

When I saw the first guy.

But I would walk only in places where there's girls so I can get all of them....

8 Nov 2002, 02:28

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Originally posted by darin

Sky would be a better choice, im a bit lose.

Yeah, but really who HASN'T fked Sky in the ass?

*cough*

Ulysses · 8 Nov 2002, 02:31

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Originally posted by Doubt

Yeah, but really who HASN'T fked Sky in the ass?

*cough*

Me, and I wouldnt want to tyvm (no dissrespect to Sky) I am happily married.

IncubusGod · 8 Nov 2002, 03:01

How do you know your best friend's gay?

His d*ck tastes like sh*t.

Hehe

8 Nov 2002, 03:01

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Usted es un homosexual sucio. Coma mis heces y beba mi orina. Gracias, amigo.

=

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You are a dirty homosexual. Eat my **** and drink my piss. Thank you, friend.

For those who wondered.

Snurx · 8 Nov 2002, 12:05

Is the Dying Puppy sky?

Huh.

And, i would lock my room, download some female porn (no, i dont have porn on my pc) and then force myself to jerk off the rest off the day.

Taratang · 8 Nov 2002, 12:08

Homosexuality =! Daily Anal Sex

I would live a perfectly normal day.

8 Nov 2002, 12:09

Well!!!! Look who started this thread.

8 Nov 2002, 13:18

Dace wants me.

JammyJim · 8 Nov 2002, 13:23

just to answer the question

i wouldnt kill myself. when your 'straight' it doesnt mean that everyday of your life you have a sexual encounter with a woman (if only)...

same with gays..

Bloomers III · 8 Nov 2002, 18:56

i couldn't cope 1 hour

8 Nov 2002, 19:09

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Originally posted by YahweII
Dace wants me.

Who wouldn't?

8 Nov 2002, 19:10

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Originally posted by Lord Boredom

Who wouldn't?

oops. Forgot to make it clear that that was ironic. Don't worry Dace, I won't bar your way.

Structural Integrity · 8 Nov 2002, 19:10

Being gay doesn't mean you want to **** everything in sight (from the same sex).... (not talking from experience here!!!)

Still, I think I'd survive another day without sex.... =/

eple · 8 Nov 2002, 19:42

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Originally posted by Dace
... how soon into said day would you commit suicide?

Oh my god I would have to go around feeling attracted to my own sex for a whole frigging day, give me a shotgun already, I will kill myself, just after I have taken out dace and his gay-bashing friends.