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28 Feb 2003, 10:29
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
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Hehehe
The Register has a most amusing writeup ostensibly about Office 2003 but more to do with non-disclosure agreements in reality. Have a read even if you have no interest in the subject matter, it's funny
A little extract...
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We are unable to confirm that there was anything that one might term a reviewer's workshop on the other side of that door, or indeed that there was anything at all on the other side, even a room. We do not, as IBM used to say so splendidly, speculate about architectural features whose existence may or may not be announced at some future date. We do not comment on undisclosed architectural features.
We can however confirm our continued existence, and you may therefore wish to speculate yourself about the likelihood of a floor or similar feature existing beyond that door.
The Register
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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28 Feb 2003, 20:47
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
Posts: 5,192
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Gayle in 'no-replies-in-quite-some-time-thread'-shocker.
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28 Feb 2003, 21:00
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Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
Join Date: May 2001
Location: hello
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this thread's about as wanted as a fart in a crowded lift
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pavil
He isn't what I would call a menace but he is like a child trapped in a fat child with cerebal palsy's body which is wrapped in denim.He seemed to always bitch at everything that ever happened ever even if it was a post that read "SUNDAY8PM IS THE KING OF THE SOCIAL SCENE!" he would still bitch about it. Oh and it's a well known fact that if you mash Sunday8pm's face into a keyboard, the words "More Hula Hoops Please" will mysteriously appear on screen every time.
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28 Feb 2003, 21:04
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☆ ♥
Join Date: Jan 2003
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R3: LegioN (came #32) || R4: BlueTuba
R5: WolfPack Order || R6: Wolfpack
R7: Fury
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R52-R55: Apprime
R56-R57: FaceLess
R58-60: Apprime/Ultores
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28 Feb 2003, 21:08
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
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Quote:
Originally posted by Recon
this thread's about as wanted as a fart in a crowded lift
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In the form of a poll please!
If Gayle posts another thread based entirely on a slashdot or theregister story (or both at the same time) I think she should be banned.
[x] Yes
[ ] No
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28 Feb 2003, 21:10
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
Posts: 5,192
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
[x] Yes
[ ] No
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28 Feb 2003, 21:13
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,891
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knight Theamion
[x] Yes
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"You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
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28 Feb 2003, 21:15
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dim like a fox
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Finland ffs
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
[x] Oh hell yes
[ ] No
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I'm nobody.
Nobody's perfect.
I'm perfect.
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ph33r TPE plz. thxbye.
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28 Feb 2003, 21:48
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Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
Join Date: May 2001
Location: hello
Posts: 294
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
[x] Yes
[ ] No
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pavil
He isn't what I would call a menace but he is like a child trapped in a fat child with cerebal palsy's body which is wrapped in denim.He seemed to always bitch at everything that ever happened ever even if it was a post that read "SUNDAY8PM IS THE KING OF THE SOCIAL SCENE!" he would still bitch about it. Oh and it's a well known fact that if you mash Sunday8pm's face into a keyboard, the words "More Hula Hoops Please" will mysteriously appear on screen every time.
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28 Feb 2003, 21:51
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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Quote:
Originally posted by menth0l
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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28 Feb 2003, 22:00
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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[X]Yes
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28 Feb 2003, 22:03
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Doh!
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit
Posts: 1,720
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
[x] Yes
[ ] No
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28 Feb 2003, 22:11
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: leeds
Posts: 592
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
[ ] Yes
[x] No
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just being unquie
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