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6 Feb 2003, 19:17
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: in scary dark woods
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Joke of the Day
anybody have seen the pictures of the "Mobile Porduction Facilities for Biological Agents"? i mean thats so pointless propaganda even and 10 year old can see this every idiot can make such a picture and say hey that land has such stuff the only difference is that there is the us gov behind that. the best part was that they sayed they can't find such kind of tracks because there are to many i mean they can read your newspaper from out of space but they cant find a ****ing truck (or more hehe). thats so pointless. the usa always give hot ideas here was that and that but wonders over wonders they always give it after the stuff is gone  . perhaps they should give the intel a bit more early to the un inspectors or wait perhaps there never been such stuff
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[23:11] <Zhil|FT> OMG BOH IS THE NEW KILLMARK
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6 Feb 2003, 19:19
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I was hoping for something a little lighter...
like one of those knock knock who's there gags.
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6 Feb 2003, 19:19
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This made no sense to me, whatsoever
Someone translate, please?
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6 Feb 2003, 19:21
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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He doubts the validity of the claims about Mobile Production Facilities' as outlined (read: 'made up' for the benefit of the thread starter) by Senor Powell.
A German man called him Paul today. I laughed.
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6 Feb 2003, 23:12
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Checkout Boy
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Re: Joke of the Day
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Originally posted by BetrayerOfHope
i mean they can read your newspaper from out of space
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my advancing physics text book told me yesterday that can only manage to resolve 1 pixel to about 10 metres
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6 Feb 2003, 23:17
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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whats short, red, weak, and scores once a month if lucky?
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
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6 Feb 2003, 23:28
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Luminous Flux
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Fargo, ND
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I don't really mind my government being a bunch of imperialist capitalist oil-thirsty pigbastards, I just hate being lied to. If Bush or Powell or someone else would just stand up and say: "We think that taking over an oil rich country would help the economy. We're going to hit this one because they're weaker and we can bump off it's evil dictator as a bonus", I wouldn't be as ticked.
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Your neg rep destination.
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6 Feb 2003, 23:29
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One of the Originals
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Where?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deffeh
whats short, red, weak, and scores once a month if lucky?
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Michael Owen?? :-/
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pEAce out!
Jesus reigns.
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6 Feb 2003, 23:31
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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Quote:
Originally posted by gdncnqdf
Michael Owen?? :-/
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
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6 Feb 2003, 23:32
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Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
Join Date: May 2001
Location: hello
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lord Boredom
I was hoping for something a little lighter...
like one of those knock knock who's there gags.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Go fu ck yourself
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Originally Posted by pavil
He isn't what I would call a menace but he is like a child trapped in a fat child with cerebal palsy's body which is wrapped in denim.He seemed to always bitch at everything that ever happened ever even if it was a post that read "SUNDAY8PM IS THE KING OF THE SOCIAL SCENE!" he would still bitch about it. Oh and it's a well known fact that if you mash Sunday8pm's face into a keyboard, the words "More Hula Hoops Please" will mysteriously appear on screen every time.
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6 Feb 2003, 23:37
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Attitude
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Rich Part of Denmark
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Re: Joke of the Day
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Originally posted by BetrayerOfHope
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That "joke" litterally killed me.
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Todd: Truth is like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. You push it, stretch it, it'll never be enough. Kick at it, beat it, it'll never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying, to the moment we leave dying, it'll just cover your face as you wail and cry and scream.
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6 Feb 2003, 23:47
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Balneįrio Camboriu- Santa Catarina- Brasil
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this wasnt very funny was it?
you wish you where funny too, but you arent
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6 Feb 2003, 23:55
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Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
Join Date: May 2001
Location: hello
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Originally posted by Muslim
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i'm sorry but it has to be said, your pretty crap aren't you
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He isn't what I would call a menace but he is like a child trapped in a fat child with cerebal palsy's body which is wrapped in denim.He seemed to always bitch at everything that ever happened ever even if it was a post that read "SUNDAY8PM IS THE KING OF THE SOCIAL SCENE!" he would still bitch about it. Oh and it's a well known fact that if you mash Sunday8pm's face into a keyboard, the words "More Hula Hoops Please" will mysteriously appear on screen every time.
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7 Feb 2003, 00:05
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Attitude
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Rich Part of Denmark
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Not crap, He's just harsh for a virgin. That's all.
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Todd: Truth is like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. You push it, stretch it, it'll never be enough. Kick at it, beat it, it'll never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying, to the moment we leave dying, it'll just cover your face as you wail and cry and scream.
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7 Feb 2003, 00:39
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Throwing Shapes
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Joke of the day could be GWB's speech :/
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7 Feb 2003, 01:46
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Quote:
Originally posted by Recon
Knock Knock
Who's there
Go fuck yourself
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cheers.
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