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11 Nov 2002, 15:21
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Cultured
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100 things NOT to do before you die.
1. Lose your Student Loan cheque before you pay it into the bank.
2. Turn up to a diamond wedding anniversry drunk.
3. Drop a portaloo on your toe, causing severe pain.
What a ******* of a weekend I've had.
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11 Nov 2002, 15:23
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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You must get 97 more.
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"Freedom, morality, and the human dignity of the individual consists precisely in this; that he makes waffles not because he is forced to do so, but because he freely conceives it, wants it, and loves it."
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11 Nov 2002, 15:24
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The Twilight of the Gods
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4. Decompose
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11 Nov 2002, 15:30
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Leeds, but looking for a way to escape
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I would have said top of the list is
1. Die
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SELECT everything FROM everywhere WHERE something = something_else;
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11 Nov 2002, 15:36
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Little Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2001
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5. shag ann widdicombe
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Well I'd love to stay and talk, but you're a total bitch.
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11 Nov 2002, 15:39
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by BuddhistPunk
I would have said top of the list is
1. Die
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It's impossible to die before you die you moron.
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11 Nov 2002, 15:40
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Little Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2001
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unless youre a cat.
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Well I'd love to stay and talk, but you're a total bitch.
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11 Nov 2002, 15:41
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Henry Kelly
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I believe I just found you in the student mail directory, ELeeming.
This means that I may well have also met you at the EUMSC stand dealy at the Pleasance. Then again.
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11 Nov 2002, 15:44
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
It's impossible to die before you die you moron.
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I see you are limited by the 3 dimensional perceptions of your puny mind.
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11 Nov 2002, 15:45
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by poshphil
unless youre a cat.
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Or believe in reincarnation.
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11 Nov 2002, 15:46
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by BuddhistPunk
I see you are limited by the 3 dimensional perceptions of your puny mind.
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Have you seen a hypercube? I think not!
Thus, I win.
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11 Nov 2002, 16:07
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Cultured
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
I believe I just found you in the student mail directory, ELeeming.
This means that I may well have also met you at the EUMSC stand dealy at the Pleasance. Then again.
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What were you doing looking for my university e-mail address?
AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111122222222222222222234567890-=
I'M BLANTANTLY BEING STALKED.
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11 Nov 2002, 16:12
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Gubbish
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
It's impossible to die before you die you moron.
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Buffy did it!
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Gubble gubble gubble gubble
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11 Nov 2002, 16:16
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by ELeeming
What were you doing looking for my university e-mail address?
AARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1111111111122222222222234567890-=
I'M BLANTANTLY BEING STALKED.
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Lies.
Last edited by Taratang; 13 Nov 2002 at 19:30.
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11 Nov 2002, 16:54
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Superluminal Mod(retired)
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Re: 100 things NOT to do before you die.
Quote:
Originally posted by ELeeming
1. Lose your Student Loan cheque before you pay it into the bank.
2. Turn up to a diamond wedding anniversry drunk.
3. Drop a portaloo on your toe, causing severe pain.
What a ******* of a weekend I've had.
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I'm Quietly Confident I could top that.
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11 Nov 2002, 16:57
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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- Use a computer lab that has a climate comparable to ****ing Greenland's.
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11 Nov 2002, 17:04
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Shallow
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Shallow
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MM some fker came into my office, moved all the shelves about, made a mass and fixed the fkin air con, im freezing in here now!
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The DarkSide - UK Champions - World Cup Qualifyer Leg 2002 ::: World Cup Runners up
8 Arrakiss 1:2:2 1869 26.837.330
Planetarion -> Psytrance Cmon guys its easy
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11 Nov 2002, 17:06
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Guy next door
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I always put off the airco during these months here at the office..
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11 Nov 2002, 17:08
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Shallow
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i live in the server room dusing work hours \o/
its to stop me chatting up the juniors :/
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The DarkSide - UK Champions - World Cup Qualifyer Leg 2002 ::: World Cup Runners up
8 Arrakiss 1:2:2 1869 26.837.330
Planetarion -> Psytrance Cmon guys its easy
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11 Nov 2002, 17:19
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Cultured
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Re: Re: 100 things NOT to do before you die.
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Originally posted by Taratang
I'm Quietly Confident I could top that.
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You're entering a Grey Area there.
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11 Nov 2002, 17:22
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Have you seen a hypercube? I think not!
Thus, I win.
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have you?
elaboration is required 
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11 Nov 2002, 18:16
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There are some very thought provoking comments in this thread.
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11 Nov 2002, 18:18
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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This thread is strange.
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"Freedom, morality, and the human dignity of the individual consists precisely in this; that he makes waffles not because he is forced to do so, but because he freely conceives it, wants it, and loves it."
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11 Nov 2002, 22:34
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Back from timeout.
Join Date: May 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by BuddhistPunk
I see you are limited by the 3 dimensional perceptions of your puny mind.
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LOL thats a classic response
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
You'll have to prise my penis from my cold, dead hand!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Yahwe
Gay ducks only do it because it impresses their peers.
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12 Nov 2002, 04:08
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
have you?
elaboration is required
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At the University of Warwick physics department, they used a 3D hologram thing to show a hypercube by perspective.
Quote:
Originally posted by ELeeming
You're entering a Grey Area there.
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I blame your mother.
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12 Nov 2002, 04:12
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
At the University of Warwick physics department, they used a 3D hologram thing to show a hypercube by perspective.
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Merely a 3 dimensional projection of a 4 dimensional object.
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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12 Nov 2002, 04:31
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle28uk
Merely a 3 dimensional projection of a 4 dimensional object.
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No, I really do see in four dimensions. *sigh*
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12 Nov 2002, 16:43
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Superluminal Mod(retired)
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Re: Re: Re: 100 things NOT to do before you die.
Quote:
Originally posted by ELeeming
You're entering a Grey Area there.
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I like this game. Almost as much as The Anticipation of a New Lover's Arrival.
Some people think that the role of moderating these forums is that of an Attitude Adjuster, and it is true that a certain Steely Glint is required. However, most of us moderators are Sweet and Full of Grace. My own moderating style is usually that of Wisdom Like Silence. Occasionally I may make an Honest Mistake, but I usually have a Reasonable Excuse. Sometimes a Problem Child comes along and produces a lot of Happy Idiot Talk followed by a Series of Unlikely Explanations. Frankly this is Bad for Business and Excuses and Accusations do not get very far. Of course if they're Just Testing or they just happen to be a Xenophobe then a Frank Exchange of Views is needed. It's Character Forming.
Oh well, most people here are just Killing Time. Any Unacceptable Behaviour has to be dealt with.
I Blame Your Mother.
Last edited by Taratang; 12 Nov 2002 at 17:33.
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13 Nov 2002, 19:30
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Superluminal Mod(retired)
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13 Nov 2002, 20:14
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
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my computer lab is freezing cold
the guys that handle the air cond always come to work with leather jackets while the average cityzen is walking around with sleeveless shirts and shorts
they are fecking evil
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