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3 Jun 2003, 10:43
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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A Toilet Survey
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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3 Jun 2003, 10:54
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
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Re: A Toilet Survey
Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[x ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ x] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[ x] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[x ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[ x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[x ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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3 Jun 2003, 11:00
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Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Finland ffs
Posts: 866
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Re: A Toilet Survey
Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[X] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[X] Sometimes, (when i'm not pissed)
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Location: NI
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Re: A Toilet Survey
Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[X] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[X] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[X] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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3 Jun 2003, 12:23
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Real men don't use the toilet.
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3 Jun 2003, 12:30
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dim like a fox
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Finland ffs
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said the man with the jigglypuff avatar
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3 Jun 2003, 12:33
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Quote:
Originally posted by menth0l
said the man with the jigglypuff avatar
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Real men like cute females.
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3 Jun 2003, 12:37
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Posts: 5,583
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Re: A Toilet Survey
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[x] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[x] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[x] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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3 Jun 2003, 12:47
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Real men like cute females.
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she is a little rotund for me
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3 Jun 2003, 13:00
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Infallible
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Milton Keynes, UK
Posts: 604
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Re: A Toilet Survey
Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[X] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[X] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[X] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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3 Jun 2003, 13:02
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
she is a little rotund for me
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That's just puppy fat, she'll work it off.
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3 Jun 2003, 13:05
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Registered User
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Location: South Pacific
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
That's just puppy fat, she'll work it off.
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Jigglypuff sans fat would look odd.... like peanutpuff maybe.
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3 Jun 2003, 13:07
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Re: A Toilet Survey
Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[X] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[X] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[X] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Bromley
Posts: 806
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Re: A Toilet Survey
Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[X] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[X] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[X] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[X] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[X] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[X] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[x] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[x] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[x] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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3 Jun 2003, 15:34
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loved
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: A Toilet Survey
Why do you want to know?!
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3 Jun 2003, 17:33
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Re: Re: A Toilet Survey
Quote:
Originally posted by Danae
Why do you want to know?!
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Why dont you want to tell me?
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3 Jun 2003, 17:50
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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Re: A Toilet Survey
Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[x] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[x] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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3 Jun 2003, 20:12
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Infallible
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: A Toilet Survey
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[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
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Hope you never need a colonoscopy....
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 302
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Re: A Toilet Survey
Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[x] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[x] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[x] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[x] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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Re: A Toilet Survey
Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[X] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[X] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[X] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
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Re: A Toilet Survey
Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[X] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[X] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Edinburgh
Posts: 890
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After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[x] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[x] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[x] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[x] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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3 Jun 2003, 22:50
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m u p p e t
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Whenever Wherever
Posts: 477
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Re: A Toilet Survey
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Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[X] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[X] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[X] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[X] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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3 Jun 2003, 23:04
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a true 'Mincer'
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Isle of Man
Posts: 28
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Re: A Toilet Survey
Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ x] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ x] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ x] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[ x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ x] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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4 Jun 2003, 00:58
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 554
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Re: A Toilet Survey
Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[X] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[X] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[X] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[X] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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4 Jun 2003, 01:03
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Lord Denning
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: City of London
Posts: 2,548
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Will you ever, in your entire life, even consider answering a "toilet survey"?
[ ] No
[ ] Definitely not
[ ] Not a chance
[ ] Not in a million years
[X] All of the above
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4 Jun 2003, 01:12
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#28
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 8,476
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explain how you can know youre clean without looking at the paper thx
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4 Jun 2003, 01:45
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
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Re: A Toilet Survey
Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[y] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[y] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[y] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[y] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[y] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[y] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[y] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[y] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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4 Jun 2003, 03:09
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 214
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Re: A Toilet Survey
Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[x] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[x] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[x] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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4 Jun 2003, 03:52
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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Re: A Toilet Survey
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Originally posted by CrashTester
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;[*] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?[*] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always[*] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull[*] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches[*] Sometimes
[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you[*] Repulse you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes[*] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;[*] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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4 Jun 2003, 06:06
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monkey on crack
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: US
Posts: 259
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Re: A Toilet Survey
Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[x] Sometimes
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x] Yes, always
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[x] No, never
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[x] Dont count, just roll and pull
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[x] Do nothing for you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[x] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[x] Always
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