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4 May 2003, 20:52
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Salty water
how do you get it off keyboards? Cloth? Hairdryer? what?
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4 May 2003, 20:54
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Re: Salty water
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how do you get it off keyboards? Cloth? Hairdryer? what?
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'Salty water' eh?
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4 May 2003, 20:54
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Re: Re: Salty water
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Originally posted by Rids
'Salty water' eh?
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4 May 2003, 21:25
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hehe
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4 May 2003, 21:26
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
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uh.
'Jam'?
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4 May 2003, 21:31
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The Twilight of the Gods
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There's tomato sauce from a tin of ravioli all over my arrow keys.
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4 May 2003, 21:32
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I suppose i'm in the minority with my spotless PC then? (apart from the cum)
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4 May 2003, 21:34
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The Twilight of the Gods
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My PC attracts grime. It's by far the dirtiest thing in my room.
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4 May 2003, 21:38
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Henry Kelly
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Christ almighty folks, hygiene.
Fs.
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4 May 2003, 21:45
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I have a silver cover which I put on my PC whenever I'm not using it.
It's as clean as a whistle.
My PC []\/\/|\|5 yours.
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4 May 2003, 21:51
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Sharp as a thistle, clean as a whistle
Best in all Westminster!
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4 May 2003, 21:53
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Sharp as a thistle, clean as a whistle
Best in all Westminster!
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You're no magic donkey*, that's for damned sure.
*b3ta.com
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5 May 2003, 01:40
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Godfather
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my pc is made of
ALOOOOMINUM
LIKE AN AUDI
so its always clean!
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5 May 2003, 01:48
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First Disciple of Aldur
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Re: Salty water
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Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
how do you get it off keyboards? Cloth? Hairdryer? what?
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I've always cleaned my keyboard/monitor with warm soapy water and cloth. Wring the cloth out as much as you possibly can, and wipe gentley. Repeat until clean.
NB: For future reference, aim away from your keyboard; remember what tissue was put on this earth for.
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5 May 2003, 02:20
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Little Bitch
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or socks
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5 May 2003, 13:56
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flavius
or vaginas
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Didn't have any handy
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5 May 2003, 14:05
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i'm gonna pull up my keyboard and find out what's under there.
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5 May 2003, 14:09
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Re: Salty water
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Originally posted by Belgarath The Sorcerer
I've always cleaned my keyboard/monitor with warm soapy water and cloth. Wring the cloth out as much as you possibly can, and wipe gentley. Repeat until clean.
NB: For future reference, aim away from your keyboard; remember what tissue was put on this earth for.
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This thread was positively high-brow until that.
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5 May 2003, 14:12
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I keep my keyboard clean. Well, I try to - it's hard to tell as it's black.
And the case is a nice shiney metallic blue so looks clean whatever.
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5 May 2003, 14:13
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Re: Re: Re: Salty water
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Originally posted by pablissimo
This thread was positively high-brow until that.
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no it wasn't
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5 May 2003, 14:17
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Salty water
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Originally posted by Freakozoid
no it wasn't
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Noone had mentioned tissues, or aiming.
I disagree.
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5 May 2003, 14:18
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Salty water
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Noone had mentioned tissues, or aiming.
I disagree.
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I concur.
Belgy lowered the tone.
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[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
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5 May 2003, 14:24
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First Disciple of Aldur
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Salty water
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Originally posted by pablissimo
This thread was positively high-brow until that.
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Euphimisms and double entendre's != high-brow
Quote:
Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
Belgy lowered the tone.
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I'm just telling it how it is
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5 May 2003, 14:25
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Salty water
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I'm just telling it how it is
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That I came all over the qwerty line
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[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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5 May 2003, 14:26
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Salty water
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Originally posted by Belgarath The Sorcerer
Euphimisms and double entendre's != high-brow
I'm just telling it how it is
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In relative terms, this thread was religious until you came along with your ejaculatory fluid wiping tips.
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5 May 2003, 14:36
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am i the only person
who cleans stuff off my keyboard immediately after i spill anything on it?
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5 May 2003, 14:37
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First Disciple of Aldur
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Salty water
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In relative terms, this thread was religious until you came along with your ejaculatory fluid wiping tips.
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The lad was asking for advice, I merely dispensed the requested advice, and now I'm being shot down for it
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5 May 2003, 14:40
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Salty water
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The lad was asking for advice, I merely dispensed the requested advice, and now I'm being shot down for it
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'Aim your penis away from the keyboard at the point of ejaculation so as to prevent seminal conflict with the aforementioned keyboard'
WOW!
Sorry, I just enjoy typing the word 'ejactulat*'
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5 May 2003, 14:43
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Salty water
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Sorry, I just enjoy typing the word 'ejactulat*'
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5 May 2003, 14:44
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Says tissue-boy.
I'm just seeing how vulgar I can get without resorting to the use of obscenities before you start moderating my posts.
Challenge, you see.
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5 May 2003, 16:26
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I never clean my keyboard.
But then, my room is all-over dirty, so a little more won't hurt anybody.
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5 May 2003, 16:45
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
I'm just seeing how vulgar I can get without resorting to the use of obscenities before you start moderating my posts.
Challenge, you see.
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That would take some doing.
He's not a mod, you see.
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5 May 2003, 16:45
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First Disciple of Aldur
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
before you start moderating my posts.
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Protip: Look in the forum moderators drop down list.
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5 May 2003, 17:56
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Gah.
You're still a mod to me, dammit, now get the boots on.
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5 May 2003, 19:01
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I usually use vodka and a cotton bud to clean mine, but thats cause most of the stuff I spill on it is alcohol based, so I figure it should be the best thing to remove it.
I only bother if the keys are getting stuck though. If its not causing any probalem I just leave it dirty.
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5 May 2003, 19:05
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ebany
I usually use vodka and a cotton bud to clean mine, but thats cause most of the stuff I spill on it is alcohol based, so I figure it should be the best thing to remove it.
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I guess that's normal if your bodies saturated, or am I reading too much into this?
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5 May 2003, 19:10
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I'm really not sure...... The alcohol usually gets on there due to me drunkenly knocking my drink over. Its killed a couple of keyboards so far. Hence I always have the micro-direct, cheap as .....dirt..... £5 keyboard. Then I dont mind when they die through alcohol poisoning.
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5 May 2003, 19:11
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Henry Kelly
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There's a whole bunch of 10p pieces chemically bonded to my bookcase now because some clown spilt a half-pint of something... blue...
Could really do with those 10p's as well. For the purchase of Fry's Chocolate Creams for instance.
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5 May 2003, 19:15
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
Could really do with those 10p's as well. For the purchase of Fry's Chocolate Creams for instance.
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Mint or orange?
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5 May 2003, 19:16
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Mint, as in 'not peppermint'. The blue one.
Orange is for gays.
And peppermint I've just never liked.
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5 May 2003, 19:21
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
Mint, as in 'not peppermint'. The blue one.
Orange is for gays.
And peppermint I've just never liked.
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Orange > you
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[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
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5 May 2003, 19:23
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I think I would only like the orange one, as I dont like mint much. But I've never tried it, so I dont know.
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5 May 2003, 19:25
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I'm actually chemically dependent on mint.
I'm on roughly a pack and a half of polos and the same of Orbit a day.
None of this 'oh it kills your sperm' crap either, cheers.
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5 May 2003, 19:28
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
None of this 'oh it kills your sperm' crap either, cheers.
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Yeah thats BS
What is true is that the mint flavouring chemical in polos is a laxative
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[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
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Henry Kelly
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Indeed.
Though I've not shat myself in public yet.
Technically speaking, anyway.
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5 May 2003, 19:43
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Most mint things (breath fresheners and the like) do have warninga about being laxatives, and tbh, one time when i ate 3 packs of those 'clorets mini mints' in a day......I found out it was true. Damn them for giving away a free packet on a magazine. Theyre addictive I tell you!
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5 May 2003, 19:45
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Henry Kelly
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The only mint-based product I refuse to eat are the frigging clearish-blue strip things, whatever they're called.
Jesus H. Christ it's like eating Copydex.
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5 May 2003, 19:47
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The Twilight of the Gods
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I used to buy 5 packs of polos from Sainsbury's every shopping trip.
And CURLY WURLIES!
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5 May 2003, 19:59
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My old local (as much as it was, a student hall bar) used to do a curly wurly challenge. How many curly wurlys can you fit in your mouth at once. Sounds simple. Technically, it is simple, but in the doing you find out its not so easy.....
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The Twilight of the Gods
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LOADTH!
Probably.
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