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Unread 10 May 2003, 02:42   #51
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out of the hundred or so pics i've got of mrl.. about 6 of them are with clothes

it's true!
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Unread 10 May 2003, 02:46   #52
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I don't like clothes. The most I generally wear is a dressing gown.
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Unread 10 May 2003, 02:59   #53
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Unread 10 May 2003, 03:42   #54
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Joey is ace.

In a night club the best* approach is to go up to a girl, look her directly in the eyes and say "you have amazing breasts". As long as you dont look down they might take it as a compliment. However, you arent in that situation :/.




*best chat up line to get your drunk mate to try for comedy value
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Any sort of comment, if you can interspere with "funny" will work.

Or, some specific thing related to you, which you can turn into a conversation piece. So, for example, I never wear a coat (don't ask) and therefore on any sort of cold-day I can turn the reason why I don't wear a coat into the beginning of a conversation.

Alternately, asking some really banal could work as an opening. For example, do you know even vaguely where abouts she lives? Like which side of town? Just say you live on the other side of town (or whatever) and you need to know how to get to X (which is closer to her house than yours). When people are giving directions (or recalling any kind of factual information) they tend to relax on a certain level as it's not a pressured social encounter. You can then weave in anecdotes into the discussion if you want.

So, for example, upon speaking to someone from my work I enquired which side of Bromley she was from, as I needed to get a bus to Chislehurst. She then vaguely went over where she was from. I interrupted and said I thought only gypsies came from there (in a humorous fashion), she laughed, and conversation pursued, although I realised I had been continually insulting gypsies for about 20 mins by the time the bus came. Then I realised that (a) I was married, (b) I'm an ugly bastard and this girl was way out of my league and (c) this girl seemed to be anti-gypsy bigot, although so I was I at this point, so I gave up.

But still...
Why dont you wear a coat?
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Unread 11 May 2003, 22:26   #57
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Why dont you wear a coat?
There is no interesting story I'm afriad.

I always used to be the sad kid who had an anorak (you know the sort, navy blue with day-glo orange innards and a furry hood - £10 from a market thank you very much) and understandably would face some ridicule for this. The only rational approach for me was to constantly wear the damn thing, refusing to take it off ever, even in boiling hot temperatures (on such days, to show my defiance for all things sane I would zip it up to the top so I could barely breathe).

I'm sure that damn thing gave me brain damage on some days. :/

Now I am in control of my own destiny, I go without. It makes me feel like a super-hero since I am free from the constraints of the evils of jackets.

(Trying desperately to steer this back on-topic) It also makes a conversation starter since on cold days girls at bus stops (etc.) always ask "Aren't you cold, why don't you have a coat?"
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Unread 12 May 2003, 08:20   #58
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So, for example, upon speaking to someone from my work I enquired which side of Bromley she was from, as I needed to get a bus to Chislehurst. She then vaguely went over where she was from. I interrupted and said I thought only gypsies came from there (in a humorous fashion), she laughed, and conversation pursued, although I realised I had been continually insulting gypsies for about 20 mins by the time the bus came. Then I realised that (a) I was married, (b) I'm an ugly bastard and this girl was way out of my league and (c) this girl seemed to be anti-gypsy bigot, although so I was I at this point, so I gave up.

But still...
Are you calling me a gypsy?
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Unread 12 May 2003, 19:13   #59
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Unread 12 May 2003, 19:35   #60
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Unread 12 May 2003, 19:50   #61
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That seems scarily like you're experienced in 'that kind of thing'.
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Unread 12 May 2003, 19:51   #62
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That seems scarily like you're experienced in 'that kind of thing'.
You don't think theamion actually lost his virginity by legal means, do you?!
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I'm now hiding in my room because a lady person (who I was once after before I realised she was a heartless harpy) was talking to my friend about the benefits of a lubricated tampon after having just witnessed an advert for aforementioned hygiene product.

Christ almighty, you just can't escape. You're in the pub, the Kotex advert comes on with its 'oh-so-subtle' big bouncing red period, the lil-ets advert comes on with some woman bouncing round in white jeans, why oh why?

Tampons: Keep Them Off Our Screens
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Surely this kind of thing merits a new thread? Or is this one of those hilarious trends of posting off-topic stuff at a protest at rigid thread structures?
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"hi i'm interested in satanism and sacrifice, and you?"

i know a few others but they will get you a slap in the face, and at least this gives some conversation
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For anyone who's remotely curious as to how this went on, I'll tell you... it didn't.

Monday came and I didn't do anything you lot suggested. I just adopted the policy of ignoring her. She doesn't seem particularly interested in me and continuing to chase her just feels like unnecessary work.

Three weeks will pass fairly quickly and we'll go on our merry ways.
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Unread 16 May 2003, 08:26   #69
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For anyone who's remotely curious as to how this went on, I'll tell you... it didn't.

Monday came and I didn't do anything you lot suggested. I just adopted the policy of ignoring her. She doesn't seem particularly interested in me and continuing to chase her just feels like unnecessary work.

Three weeks will pass fairly quickly and we'll go on our merry ways.

I don't really understand you.

At least you could just try to have a chat with her. Why don't you offer her some drink (I mean just at the office, guess you peeps have coffeemachines there like we have here) and talk a bit general crap about work.

It's how it works no? having dull chats with the other side won't kill you.
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Continuing to chase her?
I thought you hadn't even talked to her yet, doesn't seem like there was much chasing going on
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Unread 21 May 2003, 18:44   #72
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I reckon it's over.

She's no longer diverting any attention towards me and now there's absolutely no conversation between us, at any time. Ever.

She's spending all her time continuously flirting with some baldy twat named "Anthony".

I fear I should have gone in for the kill when I had the chance.

But whatever.

I doubt my chances were too great anyway... Anthony is fit and sexy and just quite great in all respects, and I'm... not. People in general are superficial like that.

It makes me sad.

Oh well. Strike up another mark on the "failed attempts to get the girl" bedpost.
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Oh well. Strike up another mark on the "failed attempts to get the girl" bedpost.
Don't you actually have to attempt something before it's a "failed attempt"?
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UPDATE

She's dating that Anthony person (who, incidentally, is actually called James) these days.
We're all leaving our youth group place at the end of this week and I'm heartbroken that I didn't even get to form some sort of proper friendship with her

She always seemed to be... somewhat... wary around me.
I noticed she couldn't really relax when she spoke to me, unlike when she spoke to other members of the project.

Ah well.
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Unread 18 Jun 2003, 00:46   #75
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UPDATE

She's dating that Anthony person (who, incidentally, is actually called James) these days.
We're all leaving our youth group place at the end of this week and I'm heartbroken that I didn't even get to form some sort of proper friendship with her

She always seemed to be... somewhat... wary around me.
I noticed she couldn't really relax when she spoke to me, unlike when she spoke to other members of the project.

Ah well.
You stupid fool.

I bet she comes to this forum as well, and has realised you have been talking about her - no wonder she was frikkin wary around you...
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I bet she comes to this forum as well, and has realised you have been talking about her - no wonder she was frikkin wary around you...
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the ability not to start a conversation officially qualifies you as a mincer.

see if you can sign up at mincers.k3v.com
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easy way for that sort of thing is offer them a coffee or something when you go to get one.
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It went well.

She wants to read some of my poetry.


SCORE

I cannot believe it took me this long to have a fairly decent conversation with her.

That James guy is a fecking arse.

He visited my place of work today and managed to completely ignore her in the whole hour he spent there. Not once did he acknowledge her. I was tempted to say something to her about it, but I didn't, because it really wasn't my place.
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She wants to read some of my poetry.
oh yeah, she's all yours now
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Damn, forogt to mention something witty about her and a 'Gay Alien Bondage Dog'.

Ah well, there'll always be another sad get to laugh at
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