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Unread 12 Jun 2003, 02:47   #1
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Question What laws do you think your country needs?
inspired by my other thread, propose some laws that you think should exist, for example...

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All persons to be neutered at birth and only un-neutered when they can prove that they are capable of being a good parent.
This would reduce the number of ****wits in the country by giving them at least a half decent upbringing.
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Unread 12 Jun 2003, 03:44   #2
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Mandatory 1 year service in the armed forces, the refuse disposal industry, the fire service or the nhs, preferably in the teens, but no later than the age of 22. Failure to comply results in the revoking of British citizenship and being extradited to a penal colony on the Sandwich Isles.
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the NHS being run by a bunch of teenagers.

"just when you thought things couldnt get any worse..."
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Mandatory 1 year service in the armed forces, the refuse disposal industry, the fire service or the nhs, preferably in the teens, but no later than the age of 22. Failure to comply results in the revoking of British citizenship and being extradited to Australia.
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Fixed.
No, not fixed, altered.

Australia = warm weather;
Sandwich Isles = very cold weather.

I know where i'd rather put a penal colony.
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the NHS being run by a bunch of teenagers.

"just when you thought things couldnt get any worse..."
Yeah, 'cos everyone who gets conscripted into the army starts off as a General.
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a law against stupidity.
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Unread 12 Jun 2003, 07:39   #10
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i cant remember where this is from but:
i'm not saying stupidity should be painful but, lets just take all the warning labels off things and see where that leads, ok?


also, and i know this is harsh, all teenagers should be put on the pill, or some form of contraceptive (i mean this for male and female, so no shouting that i am picking on females)
cos it would mean that most of the slags round here would have to stop claiming benefit and actually go to school fs :/
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Unread 12 Jun 2003, 09:49   #14
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Teenage pregnancy is a good thing for Europe, atm - it helps keep our ageing population young.
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Unread 12 Jun 2003, 09:52   #15
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It probably needs many of the laws it already has. I don't really know much about laws.






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Legalise it, and I will advertise it.

For those of you that do not listen to half-way suspect reggae, I want to get all cannabis-realted substances off the "no-can-do" list.

The day they finally do that, I'll be going in the streets. Yay!
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