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Unread 6 Jun 2003, 21:58   #1
Dookie Velvet
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How people find my website

People have found my website by typing the following into search engines:
  • a vampire is sucking on me
  • dancing eggplants
  • demonic duck
  • eilert pilarm lyrics
  • saw my friend's mom naked
  • naked men fighting
  • robin hood merry men porn
  • bathtub gifs
  • sock smelling
  • bob saget is in the house
  • men-in-g-strings
  • steve binder eating
  • alan rickman porn
  • j lo's pretty feet
  • dancing naked guy
  • david hasselhoff's sex life
  • encyclopedia of dead bodies
  • how to seduce swedish women
  • instructions for mastrubating
  • male cows
  • men in loincloths
  • miles o'keeffe nude
  • tourettes exhibitionist

I don't know what this guy expects to find, but he sure likes C3PO, puppies and Kansas, and he never gives up:

kansas city wizards or legolas or darth vader or c3po or street
major league soccer or linus torvalds or c3po or aragorn or che
they might be giants or puppy or c3po or darth maul or bilbo
beachey or chewbacca or kansas city wizards or tolkien or c3po
c3po or richard stallman or gabriela beachey or pippin or gpsma
c3po or saruman or darth maul or gabriela beachey or puppy
chewbacca or alan cox or eric raymond or gabby beachey or c3po
pippin or rino or eric raymond or c3po or chewbacca
r2d2 or gabriela mackenzie beachey or c3po or puppy or puppy



PS. I'm not giving you the address so don't ask, ta.
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Unread 7 Jun 2003, 01:01   #2
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whats on ur site?
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Unread 7 Jun 2003, 01:31   #3
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I run a front for a porn site.

You have to click the hidden link in the bottom right hand corner to get access though.
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Unread 7 Jun 2003, 01:40   #4
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my http://www.sheepshaggers.co.uk site rocks

in one month it got over 4000 hits

theres like 3 words in it ffs

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Unread 7 Jun 2003, 01:42   #5
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my http://www.sheepshaggers.co.uk site rocks

in one month it got over 4000 hits

theres like 3 words in it ffs

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You actually pay to keep that shiet up?
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Unread 7 Jun 2003, 01:48   #6
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You actually pay to keep that shiet up?
nah its free with meh net connetion

meh isp rocks
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Unread 7 Jun 2003, 01:49   #7
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nah its free with meh net connetion

meh isp rocks
What ISP is it?
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Unread 7 Jun 2003, 02:06   #8
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plusnet

lots of nice free stuff

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Unread 7 Jun 2003, 02:15   #9
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It does seem to fairly rock.

I might look into it later when I'm less knackered.
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Unread 7 Jun 2003, 04:45   #10
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Re: How people find my website

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People have found my website by typing the following into search engines:
  • dancing eggplants
  • demonic duck
Sounds like a site hosting Hieronymous Bosch pics to me
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Unread 7 Jun 2003, 08:56   #11
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Do you provide instructions for mastrubating on your site then?

When i was a lad, i managed to figure that one out all by myself.
Kids these days are spoilt by the internet, and have become lazy.
Sheesh!
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Unread 7 Jun 2003, 13:05   #12
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found it by searching male cows. I can't post it though.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=mal...&start=10&sa=N

the result involves something suggesting no clothers on.

*wink* *wink*
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