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Unread 28 Dec 2005, 23:49   #1
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I'm gonna ****ing sue

Mother ****ing underground!!!



Now when i go through the barriers at the underground i normally give them quite a hard open palm slap.

Hard enough for the turn-style to whiz round whilst im walking through and gently hit me on the ass as it clicks into place.

I go to go through the barrier at my stop tonight (there's only one in and one out) only it's disabled.

So instead of strolling through as normal i end up wrenching my arm as i try and stop myself from tumbling over the barrier as the barrier succeeds in stopping me.

No warning signs.

No nothing.

And now my right shoulder and the right side of my neck are sore and stiff as **** (mother ****ers).



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Unread 28 Dec 2005, 23:51   #2
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Re: I'm gonna ****ing sue

where there's blame, there's a claim
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Re: I'm gonna ****ing sue

The barriers closed on me once, I kind of barged through them since I was halfway through anyway.

Still evil though.
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Unread 30 Dec 2005, 08:38   #4
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Re: I'm gonna ****ing sue

which stop is that? All the barriers I have seen are those padded saloon type ones.
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Unread 30 Dec 2005, 11:33   #5
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its glasgow, it has its own underground
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Unread 30 Dec 2005, 13:19   #6
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Did you cry? [/oblig]
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Unread 30 Dec 2005, 13:23   #7
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Re: I'm gonna ****ing sue

I bet he still is [/trainhop]
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Unread 30 Dec 2005, 13:25   #8
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Re: I'm gonna ****ing sue

I was working for a large american firm down south. Due to them being American they are totally paranoid about security. Everyone has a security pass even the cleaning ladies. Theres about a million security checkpoints and pretty much every internal door has to be opened and unlocked using a card whether it be a swipe or one that you wave infront of a grey box thing.

I was lugging a lot of equipment around so on my way to the training room I was helped out by passers bye who just waved their cards at these machines which basically acted as airlocks.

Two large glass things that swept up and then back down to let people through or block entry.


I didnt realise that my card wasnt infact working. SOOOOO after finding this out i had to walk all the way back t the other side of the 'compound' to find out why my card was busted.

On the way i was once again helped by passing people. I was nearly back to reception and had only one more glass thing to go through. This guy waved his card infront of the thing for me and the door opened.
then it shut immediately...

I thought "fs not now"


He waved again and it opened then half shut then reopened


I thought 'GO GO GO GO GO GO GO' so i stepped through...except i didnt step through.....as i was half way in the thing decided to close again.
I had absolutely no idea how powerful these glass things were until both slammed into both sides of me causing considierably pain and embarassment as the guy just winced watching. I squeezed myself out and headed back to reception to find out that all 'visitor' security cards werent working and was issued a staff pass which operates everything via a wave infront of a sensor instead of a swipe.

I had bruises all down my arm and my right kneed hurt like fk for the rest of the day



i dont think i could sue tho
but i do understand your pain
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Unread 30 Dec 2005, 16:36   #9
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doors like that should have safety detector edges to stop them closing.
H&S things - you could definately sue!
You could probably get them on the disability act as well seeing as someone who couldn't walk fast wouldn't be able to get through the door before it closes.
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Consider yourself lucky
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Unread 30 Dec 2005, 17:11   #11
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Re: I'm gonna ****ing sue

They put them sort of machines in the stations around Cardiff recently. Everytime I have used the train they have all been left wide open as they didn't have any staff to watch over them. No train fair for me \o/
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Re: I'm gonna ****ing sue

Perhaps the Underground would counter sue you for all the years you've been whacking their poor turnstyles.
You violent turnstlye beater. First it was palm smashing railings with a can of coke, now it's this. I think you might have anger management issues my boy.
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Due to them being American they are totally paranoid about security. Everyone has a security pass even the cleaning ladies. Theres about a million security checkpoints and pretty much every internal door has to be opened and unlocked using a card whether it be a swipe or one that you wave infront of a grey box thing.
I'm pretty sure most firms have these in place, not only American ones.
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I'm pretty sure most firms have these in place, not only American ones.
Yeah, we have them at my work (and anywhere else I've worked too). And my work is hardly high profile. Although I think one of the reasons we have them is that in our old building one of our customers once stole all the toilet paper, the soap and the bathroom mirror.
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