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22 Dec 2003, 08:28
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Happy
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what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
i helped my mom get me deoderant, shampoo, and face cream today as those are things i'm gonna need when i move. sadly she's going to wrap them up and stick them in my stocking.
i also know i'm getting the dvd's 'finding nemo' and 'pirates of the carribean'
which now sucks because i don't have a dvd player :\
(these gifts were cool cause i would just use my dad's dvd player)
oh and my plane tickets to/from Calgary were an xmas present.
how bout you guys?
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22 Dec 2003, 09:20
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
money, dildo, chainsaw, shotgun, clothes, albums & dvd's (only 2 things ive requested other than money) and a fancy towards you Aryn.
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22 Dec 2003, 09:35
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
i have my xbox with Halo, R63 and Midtown Madness 3 got it a few weeks ago and its bloody great
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22 Dec 2003, 10:18
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
Nothing, which is exactly in line with what I'll get.
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22 Dec 2003, 10:25
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
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Nothing, which is exactly in line with what I'll get.
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Replying with a quote from a commie guy posting a typical commie reply to all things in life.
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22 Dec 2003, 10:36
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
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Originally Posted by Androme2
Replying with a quote from a commie guy posting a typical commie reply to all things in life.
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22 Dec 2003, 10:41
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
Are you going to 'share' your day off though? If yes, u r a total commie! If no, u r a partial commie!
Partial commie is sometimes > Total Commie
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
while Hicks is a commie Fungue, he doesn't quite believe in sharing his possesions & earnings - that's what's so ironic & self-contradictive about him and thus that's what distinquishes him from other commies on these forums (such as Snurx?)
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22 Dec 2003, 11:53
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
I think I'm getting a huge set of dildoes. I found a lot of them hidden in a drawer in my parents bedroom.
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22 Dec 2003, 13:21
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
Gap Fleece
Zippy cardigan top thing
Aftershave - polo sport
Aftershave ck one
Best air guitar album in the worlde ever part whatever (cringe)
Kylie calender (cringe)
Jay and silent bob strike back dvd
Clerks Dvd
Mallrats Dvd
Chasing Amy Dvd
Curtains (yeah new flat presents)
a hoover (yeah new flat presents)
a magna doodle
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
i've asked for a dvd player off my mum and my gf seems to have bought me a dvd boxed set. dunno which one it is yet but that'll waste away the hours when I'm meant to be working...
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22 Dec 2003, 13:24
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
I'm not getting anything, as requested.
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22 Dec 2003, 13:42
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
I've asked for or a shaving machine, or the Dune series in English, or Oscar Wilde's short stories in English or French
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22 Dec 2003, 14:27
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
I know I've got a Gameboy Advance SP (my 'standard' gameboy advance which i bought myself broke about 2 weeks after the warrenty expired. Fk you, Nintendo!).
Oh yeah, I've allready opened one too from one of me uni mates (she gave me one of those Aftershock shot glasses what lights up when you slam it. I gave her a cheesy strip mug where the guys pants dissapear when the mug gets warm. Clearly I'm more imaginative than she is).
Other than that, who knows...
[edit]
Well, obviously the people who've bought me stuff do.
But other than that, who knows...
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22 Dec 2003, 15:08
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
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Originally Posted by Androme2
while Hicks is a commie Fungue, he doesn't quite believe in sharing his possesions & earnings
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You can share my income if you share my wealth also. So all you need for a share of the Dante fortune is to send a cheque made payable to CASH for £12,000. Since this will basically involve you taking on 50% of my net wealth, it is only fair you will receive 50% of my net salary (after living expenses, county court judgements, etc) - approximately £20 per month.
Thank you and good night.
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22 Dec 2003, 15:10
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
Darth Vader knows what Luke Skywalker is getting for Xmas. He felt his presents* \o/
*Yes this is crap and old but tough luck
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22 Dec 2003, 15:19
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
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luke
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What typo?
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22 Dec 2003, 15:19
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
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I'm not getting anything, as requested.
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
A ticket to watch PFC away at Chelsea on the 28th
Although I'm not sure if its a present or a punishment at the moment
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22 Dec 2003, 16:15
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
I don't know if I got what i asked for, except I know I've got a pair of Armani jeans becuase I had to try them on innit. Hopefully I shall also be getting Galactic Civilisations and some DVDs and CDs ofc.
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22 Dec 2003, 20:24
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
I usually ask to be given nothing at Christmas because i have never gotten a present i wanted*.
In that case the gift of not being totally ****ing disappointed is what i get.
I don't even get that (going by the last few years experiences).
Unfortuntely i am very poor at the moment and as such have already requested, received (and spent) £135 for my Christmas from my parents.
This means that i have to accept the other presents from them.
My mum said she is sure i will like a present she got me this year.
She asked me what % chance i thought there was of me liking it and i said 0%.
I then upped it to 3% when i was pressed to increase the chance.
Like i said i have NEVER gotten what i wanted*.
I've already received my birthday** present from my folks too (contact lense stuff).
*with the odd exception of my bro/sis buying me a CD i asked them to get me or money etc
** January 6th folks. I'll set up a pay pal account closer to the time ;)
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22 Dec 2003, 22:40
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
Well, I asked for a bokken and told my parents where to mail order it from, and this box arrived in the post that was about 1.5" by 2" by 3' and felt like it contained about 70% wood. So I 'know' I've got it. But it could be something else I guess.
There's nothing else I've been able to guess. I suspect I'll get several of the things I asked for, but I don't know which ones. A hell of a lot of stuff arrived from Amazon recently.
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
Someone gave me a new bag to collect my piss in.
And a new goat.
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22 Dec 2003, 23:25
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
Quote:
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Someone gave me a new bag to collect my piss in.
And a new goat.
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
As Jen said, with the added amusement that our brother thinks the wrapping paper is transparent,
Snar.
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23 Dec 2003, 01:47
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
I know I get to be upset. :(
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23 Dec 2003, 02:46
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
I'm getting: Die Hard, Die Harder and Die Hard: With a Vengeance from my grandparents;
The Tin Man by Dale Brown from my Sister;
An Orange with herbs of some kind in it from my Brother (he's to stingy to actually get me something I actually have a use for);
West Wing Series 1 and 2 and 24 Series 1 from my parents. However, because I didn't bother to answer the door when these were delivered (I was still in my pyjamas) these have now been distributed to my next door neighbour. That's the same evil next door neighbour whose house is guarded by a small army of attack dogs which have sex any time I walk past, and who insists on having newspapers delivered to the front door, even though everyone else in the street has them delivered to the back door. I don't hold much hope of ever getting recieving these DVDs entact
Everything else is still a mystery.
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23 Dec 2003, 06:30
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
i've discovered that my mom's going to put condoms in my sister's stocking. the look on her face will be priceless
lol
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23 Dec 2003, 06:36
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
I have no idea what I'm gettin...I didn't ask for anything, so my mom will prolly just give me some bling bling
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23 Dec 2003, 14:31
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
Rum, Tequila, Kahlua, Glenfiddich, bitters, Triplesec, and a double flask with my initials engraved.
and a teapot. and a sweater.
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23 Dec 2003, 14:40
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
I know I am getting sex on christmas morning.
Does that count?
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23 Dec 2003, 14:46
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
Since all my family is cheap I bought myself a present _ Harley Davidsson (Fat BoY)
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23 Dec 2003, 14:46
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
I might just get a lump of coal or something.
Maybe an orange and a nice new shiney 2 penny piece.
And a good spanking.
Probably.
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23 Dec 2003, 15:12
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
Quote:
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Is that how you're paying for your presents?
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no thast what you get for paying for all the rpesents for your gf and yourself
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23 Dec 2003, 15:14
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
i want her for christmas.
i wish every news story had a hot chick in its photo for no particular reason.
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23 Dec 2003, 15:18
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th0ng gimp
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
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i want her for christmas.
i wish every news story had a hot chick in its photo for no particular reason.
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get penthouse
I think thast what you are looking for sir
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23 Dec 2003, 15:23
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
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i want her for christmas.
i wish every news story had a hot chick in its photo for no particular reason.
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Sorry she is already taken (if you know what I mean....?)
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
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i've discovered that my mom's going to put condoms in my sister's stocking. the look on her face will be priceless
lol
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Well ready a camera then!
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23 Dec 2003, 17:22
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
I know I've gotten a coffee can from the job. I got a ton of books from myself.
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
Nod is getting a blonde pube this xmas. Belgy a stuffed turkey. Kura a voucher for a years supply of free pies. DM a walking stick. Grimble official I.D. that he is NOT grimble.
Me... I donno.
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
But I AM GRIMBLE?!?!?
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
My mistake - I keep misreading your screename for "I'm not grimble" - what happened to that account?
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
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My mistake - I keep misreading your screename for "I'm not grimble" - what happened to that account?
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That account reached 666 posts and he stopped (i think).
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
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That account reached 666 posts and he stopped (i think).
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
I have a good idea of most the things I am getting but can't be sure. The only definites are:
Metroid Prime + Rogue Leader 3 for Gamecube
A Madness t-shirt
as I picked all them up myself and a
Welsh rugby top which I had to try on.
My brother has hinted that my mother bought me some clothes but I am dreading that as she never buys anything that I like.
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
i almost forgot
pajamas
i think.. it seems to be our tradition to get pajamas on xmas eve.
i see 2 presents under the tree that are for my sister and i signed 'from santa (open first)'
see we also have a tradition that we open one present before we go to bed on xmas eve. and my sister and i got smart and would go for a present that's obviously not pajamas so we'd get 2 presents. we're so greedy :\
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24 Dec 2003, 01:28
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
Metroid Prime is great, RS III is good too, but the MP is lacking; grey on grey doesn't make for a great dogfight.
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
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Originally Posted by Aryn
i almost forgot
pajamas
i think.. it seems to be our tradition to get pajamas on xmas eve.
i see 2 presents under the tree that are for my sister and i signed 'from santa (open first)'
see we also have a tradition that we open one present before we go to bed on xmas eve. and my sister and i got smart and would go for a present that's obviously not pajamas so we'd get 2 presents. we're so greedy :\
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Why do girls look so sexy in pajamas?
Man I want pics...
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Happy
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
i like full pant(trouser) pj's with long sleeved tops
not sexy :P
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Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
Sweet FA.
I love the festive season
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