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What has Chuckles been up to?
Prince Charles is identified as the royal at the centre of the current buildup to what looks like being a feeding frenzy for the tabloids.
What I want to know is, WHAT IS IT CHUCKLES HAS SUPPOSEDLY DONE? WHY IS THE PALACE SO DESPERATE TO KEEP A LID IN THIS?
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6 Nov 2003, 23:16
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
Chuckles came up to my place for a few drinks last weekend.
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6 Nov 2003, 23:19
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
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Originally Posted by Gayle29uk
Prince Charles is identified as the royal at the centre of the current buildup to what looks like being a feeding frenzy for the tabloids.
What I want to know is, WHAT IS IT CHUCKLES HAS SUPPOSEDLY DONE? WHY IS THE PALACE SO DESPERATE TO KEEP A LID IN THIS?
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I heard that it was a 'royal cuaght in bed with servant' type scandal
but that's gotta be bollocks
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6 Nov 2003, 23:20
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
Chuckle, Chucklevision, Chuh-Chucklevision.
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6 Nov 2003, 23:53
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
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Originally Posted by popbitch
>> Happy Finish for the Monarchy <<
Can't a Prince get relief these days?
Poor Prince Charles. That ghastly butler is going around telling tales, and everyone says that Burrell has other stories that will bring down the Monarchy.
Surely they can't be referring to Charles getting "happy finish" massages from his valet? Charles is a product of Britain's boarding school system, so it's only natural that from time to time he'd ask the servants to apply some spit and polish to his crown jewels.
From The Observer earlier this year:
"An embarrassed St James's Palace official suggested after the Burrell trial that Fawcett was on leave. However, colleagues say he has just been 'keeping his head down'."
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7 Nov 2003, 00:01
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
Abolish the Monarchy!
(Or just Charlie boy, if you want, like.)
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7 Nov 2003, 00:21
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
So the monarchy is going to fall because Charles got roomservice from a lower employee?
Pffft, Mabel Wisse-Smit > UK Royal Family
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7 Nov 2003, 00:42
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
I hope he did somet really bad so we get to behead him in a revolution...
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7 Nov 2003, 00:51
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
since the archbishop of canterbury didnt approve of that gay guy becoming a bishop, whats his reaction going to be when charles becomes king (and therefore head of the church of england) when he has been shafting his male servents for years?
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7 Nov 2003, 00:55
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
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Originally Posted by Leshy
So the monarchy is going to fall because Charles got roomservice from a lower employee?
Pffft, Mabel Wisse-Smit > UK Royal Family
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Yeah I am wondering about that myself, here in the NL our royals marry gangster bitches, the whole sex scandal thing is so two generations ago here (get it?).
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7 Nov 2003, 00:59
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7 Nov 2003, 01:01
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
looks like chuckles is going to be the next queen of england then.
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7 Nov 2003, 01:11
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
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Originally Posted by ParraCida
Yeah I am wondering about that myself, here in the NL our royals marry gangster bitches, the whole sex scandal thing is so two generations ago here (get it?).
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I get it alright.
Hey, did any of the UK Royals write letters to Hitler?
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7 Nov 2003, 01:11
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
isnt the gay guy the one that gives the blow job?
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7 Nov 2003, 01:14
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
It's all complete nonsense anyway.
Some ex-servant has probably realised that tabloids will pay enormous amounts of money for any kind of sex scandal, and astronomical amounts for a Royal sex scandal, and has invented a story about Charles.
Anyone who believes it is an idiot.
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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7 Nov 2003, 01:16
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
hmm that sounds like the kind of propaganda the PALACE would put out proteus. Or should i call you CHARLES.
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7 Nov 2003, 01:18
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
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hmm that sounds like the kind of propaganda the PALACE would put out proteus. Or should i call you CHARLES.
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I'd prefer "Your Royal Highness", actually.
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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7 Nov 2003, 01:20
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
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Originally Posted by Proteus
It's all complete nonsense anyway.
Some ex-servant has probably realised that tabloids will pay enormous amounts of money for any kind of sex scandal, and astronomical amounts for a Royal sex scandal, and has invented a story about Charles.
Anyone who believes it is an idiot.
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no way, i reckon charles has definitely been shagging his servents, i read in the mirror or something that diana said charles had an 'unnatural' relationship with this michael fawcett guy
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7 Nov 2003, 01:24
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
Wasn't there a story a few months back(or possibly longer) about a gay rape in Charles' household? Could this be connected to that? It's one thing to be having sex with the servants, but it is quite inappropriate to start bum-raping them.
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7 Nov 2003, 01:25
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
I don't think it's necessarily complete nonsense.
Charles isn't psychologically normal, due to the whole "sensitive child with bullying father, cold mother, bad public school experience stuff". He has servants to do every little thing for him, more than any other royal if I recall correctly. It's not hard to imagine him, alone and lonely with his most trusted manservant, receiving a massage, ordering him to do "extras" and getting it. Another servant catches them at it...
so the defence atm seems to be another employee of Charles saying "I don't believe he did it because he told me so, and the man saying he did it can't be trusted..." but then he would say that wouldn't he?
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7 Nov 2003, 01:25
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
i think the important point is that anything that embarasses prince charles, and more importantly distracts him from blathering, is a good thing.
also, this is funny.
who cares if its true?
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7 Nov 2003, 01:25
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
maybe he just watched and jacked off instead of participating in the actual rape.
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7 Nov 2003, 01:32
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
my guess is the guy alleged to have done the rape is the same one who did the extras on Charlie.
Soon the papers will have their polls saying 90% of people think Charles isn't fit to be king, and that it should pass to William, when of course what we really want is to see the back of the whole load of inbred privileged lazy sponging parasites.
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7 Nov 2003, 01:35
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
anyone got philips take on all this?
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7 Nov 2003, 01:53
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
phillip is too busy conspiring with his hitler youthesque neo-pagan gang of world wildlife fund environmentalists to comment.
i hope this whole scandal doesnt rock the boat too much, otherwise the new british empire may never realise its ambitions
http://members.tripod.com/~american_...nts.htm#empire
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7 Nov 2003, 02:32
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
After reading some of those links I see I was so wrong. The Royals run an empire, control everything and aren't parasites at all. They were born to rule us, gawd bless'em, and if Charlie wants a handjob, I'll help him lose his mess and be honoured to do it.
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7 Nov 2003, 02:52
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
Apparently that guy has previously made claims that were subsequently found to be complete toss (hohoho). +54 on the comedy value though heh.
PS How the hell does everyone know this is something to do with charles getting a handjob off a male servant?
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7 Nov 2003, 02:55
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
what? we need actual facts now do we?
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7 Nov 2003, 03:01
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
'It was in The Sun, it must be true!' syndrome strikes again!
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7 Nov 2003, 03:02
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
rampant bummers
the lot of em
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7 Nov 2003, 03:03
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
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anyone got philips take on all this?
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Probably something like:
"They should shoot the lot of them, bloody poofters! Where's my Scotch?"
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7 Nov 2003, 03:03
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
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'It was in The Sun, it must be true!' syndrome strikes again!
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Dude, it wasn't in the Sun. Nobody's allowed to publish anything about it!
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7 Nov 2003, 03:04
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
i heard from a very reliable source that it wasnt a hand job but charles was caught with his penis up some servents arse. i read it on the interweb somewhere.
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7 Nov 2003, 03:13
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
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i read it on the interweb somewhere.
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7 Nov 2003, 03:18
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
no its true! i read it on the stormfront.org forums, its great there! probably my favourite website because i can go there to read all the great anti-establishment conspiracy theories and also laugh at the racist nonsense.
thats where i also read about the lord robertson / masons /dumblane cover up story, which ranks in my top 3 favourite conspiracies
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7 Nov 2003, 03:41
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
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Originally Posted by the_dastardley_chihuahua
no its true! i read it on the stormfront.org forums, its great there! probably my favourite website because i can go there to read all the great anti-establishment conspiracy theories and also laugh at the racist nonsense.
thats where i also read about the lord robertson / masons /dumblane cover up story, which ranks in my top 3 favourite conspiracies
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Weirdly enough I just posted on those forums before I read this reply. S'up wit dat?
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7 Nov 2003, 03:43
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
how are you allowed to post there? i thought they vetted every new member to make sure they held the correct opinions before allowing them to post.
is there something you havent been telling us?
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7 Nov 2003, 04:00
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
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how are you allowed to post there? i thought they vetted every new member to make sure they held the correct opinions before allowing them to post.
is there something you havent been telling us?
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They have a general rants section where everyone posts. I've been thinking about faking a few opinions so I could post on their philosophy section and call them idiots for their horrendously wrong take on Nietzsche.
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7 Nov 2003, 04:05
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
oh right, well i only go to the british forum really because a lot of them are BNP (one of them is quite a high up official i gather) and it's interesting to see how they think (or dont as the case often is)
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7 Nov 2003, 06:04
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
Now Chuckles is denying it all! The plot thickens...
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7 Nov 2003, 18:33
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
In Roman times if a man had sex with his male slave then the slave was gay but not him.
[/just mentioning it]
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
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thats where i also read about the lord robertson / masons /dunblane cover up story, which ranks in my top 3 favourite conspiracies :)
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What is this conspiracy of which you speak?
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
http://www.throneout.com/royal_scandal.htm
...basically says the allegation is gayness between a royal (obviously Charles) and a senior aide (Michael Fawcett, who was probably the gay rapist in the other story). It spices things up with the idea that Diana had proof, was going to use it in a custody battle, so the royals had her killed and have been bending the law to keep it all covered up.
I hope it's all true
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
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i read in the mirror or something that diana said charles had an 'unnatural' relationship with this michael fawcett guy
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it must be true then :rolleyes:
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
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it must be true then
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it could be true then :rubhands:
Last edited by 1-X; 7 Nov 2003 at 22:52.
Reason: why did rolleyes work in the paste and not the original? :confused:
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
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it could be true then :rubhands:
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And the Prince of Wales could be Basil Brush in disguise.
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
my point was that it is easy to devalue a source based on the generic reputation of tabloids when it doesn't necessarily follow that everything they write is unreliable
Last edited by 1-X; 7 Nov 2003 at 22:59.
Reason: should have gone for the comedy "they've both had a man's hand up them" option
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
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And the Prince of Wales could be Basil Brush in disguise.
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God no, he hasn't got the charm.
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
Wasn't one of the Queens Uncles bisexual?
I hear he died in a plane crash.
[Insert conspiracy theory about Diana's death, ordered to cover up Charles' faggotry in much the same way, here.]
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