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Unread 5 May 2005, 00:18   #1
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Do you know anybody*

... who cant swim?

I found out the other day that 3 of the girls at work (the hot hot hot twins and their friend) can't.

I was simply flabergasted at that.



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Re: Do you know anybody*

I can't swim to save my life so I'd rather drown.


Also I don't do sea travel in case the ship started to drown.
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Unread 5 May 2005, 00:20   #3
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Re: Do you know anybody*

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I can't swim to save my life so I'd rather drown.


Also I don't do sea travel in case the ship started to drown.


How old are you and why did you never learn to swim?



That question goes out to anyone else who cant swim btw.
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Unread 5 May 2005, 00:20   #4
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Re: Do you know anybody*

Everyone I knew in secondary school could but I've met one person in university who can't. Was quite surprised when I found that out as well. My junior school took everyone swimming each week for all 4 years of the junior school part and in secondary school up until year 9 we had 1 term where we would go. Apparently this person though never had any swimming lessons with the school and could never be bothered going on his own.
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Unread 5 May 2005, 00:25   #6
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Re: Do you know anybody*

idi can't swimm

but that has more to do with leisure centre health and safety rules.
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Re: Do you know anybody*

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STOP IT
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It's also completely worthless and often derails threads into an inane discussion about who is more pedantic and why.
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Unread 5 May 2005, 00:33   #8
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Re: Do you know anybody*

I did learn to swim when I was like 8, but having never swimmed for the years to follow, I found last summer that I totally forgot and haven't bothered to 're-learn'.
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Re: Do you know anybody*

i learnt to swim to a certain extent in first school, promptly forgot, almost drowned age 8 in a swimming pool. learnt to swim again when i was around 11, and once again forgot... if you were to take me now and put me in a pool or lake, i seriously doubt i would make it out without walking across the base of said pool or lake.
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Re: Do you know anybody*

Sorry.


Ships sink


I'm 20 and I did learn to swim but I just fail miserably at it. I got one of those fears that if the water's too deep, I ain't gonna be near it. So in a leisure centre, I'm always near the shallow end with the young kids.
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Unread 5 May 2005, 00:43   #11
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I can't swim to save my life so I'd rather drown.


Also I don't do sea travel in case the ship started to drown.
I'm guessing you can't fly either so do you ever go abroad heh?
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There was a collegue of mine at the petrol station who couldnt swim. She was rather good looking, early 20s and says she is going to learn, I dont believe her. Angelica off CBBC cant swim either!
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Re: Do you know anybody*

I couldn't swim until I was about ten due to the fact I used to get terrible ear infections when I was really young and being in water was really bad for me

Now I quite like swimming though. A long distance swim is one of the few physical activities I really enjoy anymore.
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Re: Do you know anybody*

humans float naturally so as long as you dont open your mouth and bow your head you should be fine.
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Unread 5 May 2005, 01:19   #15
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Re: Do you know anybody*

See when i was younger swimming was "what i did".

Training 3-5 times a week.

I clocked up many thousands of hours of swimming and a multiple of that in miles swum.

I'm qualified as a swimming coach*

The thought of someone *not knowing how to swim* is just anathema to me.



















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Schools now are so concerned with health and safety and being sued very few of them will use the swimming pools they have or atleast take students to swimming baths. Add to that the laziness of the baby boomers who probably wont spend the time or money finding their child a swimming instructor. Your going to see fewer and fewer people grow up being able to swim.
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My wife sadly can't swim, and I didn't find out until she almost drowned me in 5ft of water on the Island of Guam. Terrible experience that was. She asked for a swim suit for Mothers Day, come to think about it.
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I can't swim.

Never had a lesson in my life.

The reason : Lanark pool.
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We found out a good friend of mine couldn't swim on holiday in Tenerife.

He was standing by the pool in the sunshine (we were all pissing about or somesuch) when a friend ran up behind him and gave him a shove.

He first made a 'ughh' noise (in a scottish accent) before flailing his arms about wildly like it would propel him up into the stratosphere.

Once he hit the water he went straight down.... and stayed there for a good 20 secs.

As good mates we were all too busy pissing ourselves to bother to help him. As someone realised his distress an inflatable ball was propelled into the water at roundabout where he was sunk. This was obviously no good as he was still 6ft below the surface (Yes, he went a long way). We proceeded to laugh like schoolchildren even more at this.

When he eventually resurfaced his lips came up first, parsing wildly for the air that would sustain him, before thrashing around like an epileptic to traverse the 100cm to the side of the pool.

This story still comes up in pubs every so often. (He claimed that he couldn't swim because his school, in Glasgow, didn't teach anyone. We've always assumed that this was bollocks and that he was in fact lazier than even his sufficient frame suggested)
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humans float naturally so as long as you dont open your mouth and bow your head you should be fine.
Not strictly true, I know plenty of people including my father who simply, do not float. The old man in particular sinks to the bottom of water like a rock. Whether this has anything to do with him having spent many years as a scuba diver I'm not sure.

As for myself, I can swim, but I'm not terribly good at it. I'd survive if I had to in water, but it's certainly not my preference to swim.

I think whether swimming is considered normal or not will depend on your environment and culture. Most schools do teach swimming at an early age, but not everyone has the inherent need for it.

As an example, where I live there are no natural (or artificial for that matter) large bodies of water. We have no ocean, no lakes, no dams, no ponds, no rivers, nothing at all in that manor. The closest thing would be the local town pool, and I don't visit that very often. So what reason at all would I ever have to want or need to swim?
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So what reason at all would I ever have to want or need to swim?
Holidays? The need to avoid looking like a seizure patient in front of foreign ladies wold be enough for me.
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FFS, offer to take all three of them along and help them learn!
Also, comedy "lol take them to a kids pool cos they'll need shallow water and then you can pull" option.

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Not strictly true, I know plenty of people including my father who simply, do not float. The old man in particular sinks to the bottom of water like a rock. Whether this has anything to do with him having spent many years as a scuba diver I'm not sure.
It does, in a way.

Personally as a kid I always got kicks out of sinking to the bottom of the pool. With lungs full of air, I float (just about), but by breathing out most of my oxygen. I then sink like a stone to the bottom - it's quite peaceful down there

Probably your father's so used to regulating his breathing that he no longer automatically floats like everyone else does. I have the same thing, in a way - slightly worrying if I ever get knocked out when pushed into water.
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I have no problem with flying.

As long as I'm not flying over the Atlantic.

Which pretty much explains I've never been to North & South America.


Thing is, I'd travel by sea as long as I'm holding on to a lifejacket or something that'll prevent me from drowning.
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i feel perfect in the water.

i know noone who cants swim
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i know noone who cants swim
Surely you and Dace could team up under the slogan:

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OMG AND DACE IS EVEN QUALIFIED OMG

AND YOUR SUCH A FRIENDLY GUY PICKING UP GIRLS WHO HAS THEIR BIKE BROKEN
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AND YOUR SUCH A FRIENDLY GUY PICKING UP GIRLS WHO HAS THEIR BIKE BROKEN
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Given I'm really really prone to attempts to "look internet cool!", perhaps on the other hand I was just using a well known phrase to highlight your rather bad grammar? Wowee, I used a posting convention from another part of the internet. WOW!

I use posting conventions from here on other boards, but I don't see them complaining that I'm trying to look like a hipgroovester, do you?

Would you prefer it if I didn't use any other idioms? Of course, then we'll have to cut back on many parts of the lexicon, because there's obviously a fairly holistic relationship with other message boards, and GD is one of the less "creative" ones. I'd argue that we shouldn't, in fact, use English, and instead invent a language of our own, running on a forum of our own coding, which runs on our special operating system designed for a computer that uses a paradigm of data processing of our own devising, using synthesised materials based on hitherto undiscovered base particles.

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My Dad used to be in the Navy many years ago. Swiming was one of the first things he ever taught me. It`s a good skill to have. Might save your life one day. I pity the people who can`t swim.
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I'm not comfortable with swimming anymore. I used to be quite an active swimmer when I learnt during primary school and through some parts of secondary school.

However, when my canoe capsized on some school activity in a river - I nearly drowned, which shattered any confidence I had in my ability to swim (I think the fact the canoe capsized put me in shock and I was dragged by the current of the river underneath and such). I've never wanted to swim since then.

Also, I'm not entirely comfortable in being half naked.

Sucks to be me as swimming could be a useful piece of exercise that I would be normally be willing to do.
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me neither. Being skinny with man boobs doesn't look good!
How the hell can you manage that?
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Maybe he's just approaching puberty, bless.
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dunno really. something to do with having a fast matabolism or something. I also lost alot of muscle, i used to be quite a serious mtber, but i quit for a while (2years) and i got flabby etc
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Schools now are so concerned with health and safety and being sued very few of them will use the swimming pools they have or atleast take students to swimming baths. Add to that the laziness of the baby boomers who probably wont spend the time or money finding their child a swimming instructor. Your going to see fewer and fewer people grow up being able to swim.
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despite the fact that the laws relating to this haven't changed in 40 years. it must be health and safety and a fear of being sued
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I can swim, but I haven't swam in years. Mostly this has to do with a chronic aversion to public swimming baths. Mostly this is to do with the fact that the old baths at Stockton were a cockroach infested monstrosity.

Besides, I wouldn't want to be clubbed to death or anything if I go too near the side of the pool.
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I can swim, but I haven't swam in years. Mostly this has to do with a chronic aversion to public swimming baths. Mostly this is to do with the fact that the old baths at Stockton were a cockroach infested monstrosity.

Besides, I wouldn't want to be clubbed to death or anything if I go too near the side of the pool.
you wouldn't want your white foundation or black eyeshadow to wash off either now would you?

my mum can't swim. well she can, but she has to stick very close to the edge. she says it's because she was pushed in when she was younger and nearly drowned
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