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Are they out of their mind?
They asked me, yours truely, to give hockeytraining to 16/17 year old girls.
A dutch girlhockey team.
Me
(oh and Koen btw, together)
Very .... intresting ... dunno what I'll focus the training on though.
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Pity it wasn't rugby, so you could have had 'Good handling and ball skills'
or rowing, 'practising your stroke'
or the like
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7 Sep 2003, 23:47
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Hockey girls are butch, man. BUTCH, i tell you!
(They are legal, then, right?)
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I wish I were on that team 
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7 Sep 2003, 23:48
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Originally posted by Snurx
Hockey girls are butch, man. BUTCH, i tell you!
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Read again, dude.
Dutch hockey girls.
They are like überfit and slutty.
They are renowned to be so even in Holland.
Ask anyone for the best 'parties', which are ofcourse hockeyparties.
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7 Sep 2003, 23:48
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actually, I got the e-mail, and thén asked you...
ah well, sounds nice anyway 
this beats the status of tenniscoach! 
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7 Sep 2003, 23:50
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Odds I can learn Dutch and impersonate Theamion before training starts?
(Be kind)
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7 Sep 2003, 23:52
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Oh, i did not know that they were not butch. I mean, i've only met two hockey girls, and they played on a male team. They fit right in.
It still gives me shivers
Well, i would have to go to dutchland sometime to check out if it's true about your hockey girls, then.
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7 Sep 2003, 23:58
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knight Theamion
They are like überfit and slutty.
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Only if you look like you have more money than their bank president dads.
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8 Sep 2003, 01:44
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just look at the nude calendar done by the hookeyroos for proof
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8 Sep 2003, 05:26
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Originally posted by Leshy
Only if you look like you have more money than their bank president dads.
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Nah, hockey girls are the easy. As long as you are not a schlub they'll do you like madonna.
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8 Sep 2003, 08:01
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Quote:
Originally posted by Koolism
just look at the nude calendar done by the hookeyroos for proof
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8 Sep 2003, 11:29
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Re: Are they out of their mind?
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Originally posted by Knight Theamion
They asked me, yours truely, to give hockeytraining to 16/17 year old girls.
A dutch girlhockey team.
Me
(oh and Koen btw, together)
Very .... intresting ... dunno what I'll focus the training on though.
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Maybe you have been picked for your 'feminine qualities' rather than your hocky skills.
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8 Sep 2003, 11:31
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lucky bastards
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8 Sep 2003, 12:06
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Re: Re: Are they out of their mind?
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Originally posted by CrashTester
Maybe you have been picked for your 'feminine qualities' rather than your hocky skills.
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8 Sep 2003, 12:06
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Re: Re: Re: Are they out of their mind?
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I already train 2 boys teams, age 14/15 and 12/13
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8 Sep 2003, 12:07
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hockey girls are all lesbians
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8 Sep 2003, 12:10
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Quote:
Originally posted by ParraCida
Nah, hockey girls are the easy. As long as you are not a schlub they'll do you like madonna.
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I must be a schlub then
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8 Sep 2003, 12:11
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hockey is
****ing shame that it costs me 'bout 100 EU a month tho
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8 Sep 2003, 12:21
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I am an idiot
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Re: Re: Re: Are they out of their mind?
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I already train 2 boys teams, age 14/15 and 12/13
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Maybe they also like you for your feminine qualities.
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8 Sep 2003, 12:24
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Are they out of their mind?
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Maybe they also like you for your feminine qualities.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Are they out of their mind?
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will ask them
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Cool! Let me know.
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8 Sep 2003, 15:42
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Are they out of their mind?
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Cool! Let me know.
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Will train those tomorrow so I'll ask them, although I have a few of them in my MSN list.
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8 Sep 2003, 17:13
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Field hockey still isnt a patch on ice hockey though
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Quote:
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Field hockey still isnt a patch on ice hockey though
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I like my women in short skirts and tight tops, not in armoured suits. But that's just me.
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Quote:
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I like my women in short skirts and tight tops, not in armoured suits. But that's just me.
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8 Sep 2003, 17:48
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im a medieval man at heart
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Re: Re: Are they out of their mind?
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Maybe you have been picked for your 'feminine qualities' rather than your hocky skills.
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8 Sep 2003, 18:28
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dude, you got me all distracted now
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Re: Re: Re: Are they out of their mind?
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yes, and to compensate they took Koen for his hockey skills, as I really can't think of anything else why they would pick Koen
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What hockeyskills ? As with most things, bar sick and twisted humor, I outskill KoeN at it (mostly because for 1 whole season he didn't train nor played full games while I am spending 12 hours a week on hockey. If he would do something 'bout that ....)
What skills?
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8 Sep 2003, 20:01
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Quote:
Originally posted by xtothez
Odds I can learn Dutch and impersonate Theamion before training starts?
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Depends how pale you are
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8 Sep 2003, 23:36
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There is a little known forum rule you agreed to when you signed up (in the secret smallprint)
Subsection 9 Duties of Members Paragraph 2c
Any forum member that finds himself coaching dutch teen girls in any team sport must maintain a record of events (preferably video but digital camera images will suffice) with special emphasis on locker room activities.
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8 Sep 2003, 23:48
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hm i accepted the job, also asked for theamion to become my assistant.
ps. why are these fkin forums sooooo slow for me that it looks as if i'm on 56k. for example, i see this sentence in 20 secs on my screen. annoying!
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When is hockey season from until?
PS I AM NOW SO DEFINATELY GOING TO "IMPOSE" AND GO AND VISIT YOU THEAMION WE CAN CALL IT A CERTAINTY (lucky you eh?!)!
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Quote:
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When is hockey season from until?
PS I AM NOW SO DEFINATELY GOING TO "IMPOSE" AND GO AND VISIT YOU THEAMION WE CAN CALL IT A CERTAINTY (lucky you eh?!)!
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They're too old for you dace.
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9 Sep 2003, 03:25
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They're too old for you dace.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
When is hockey season from until?
PS I AM NOW SO DEFINATELY GOING TO "IMPOSE" AND GO AND VISIT YOU THEAMION WE CAN CALL IT A CERTAINTY (lucky you eh?!)!
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End of may.
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9 Sep 2003, 09:17
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And doesn't anyone know 'bout the hockeytradition 'not to shower not to get dressed after a match or training, just put clothes over it and shower at home' ?
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And doesn't anyone know 'bout the hockeytradition 'not to shower not to get dressed after a match or training, just put clothes over it and shower at home' ?
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I'll be hockeying this week, two games on Saturday.
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Good news from the young sluts front.
The preferred me as trainer 'bove some mad 30+ year old bint who was 'boring'
i was 'skilled', but 'weird'
i was too afraid to ask what they thought of 'koen'.
My guesses are
'who?'
and
'oh no not that sucker'
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so what your saying is your going to ignore the fact Koens told us the real story in a usual pathetic theamion attempt to impress people, and increase your part in a tale.
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9 Sep 2003, 22:36
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Miles Teg
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so what your saying is your going to ignore the fact Koens told us the real story in a usual pathetic theamion attempt to impress people, and increase your part in a tale.
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Here's the real thing.
Koen got asked for the team to train and aksed me to train them along .. with some tricky moves i took over as if i am going to train them with koen, while koen was asked first.
tonight after training i made some enquiries and made sure they contact me instead of koen as of 'when and where' making me the trainer and koen my co-trainer.
If there are ****-ups, koen is the trainer and i am the co-trainer.
Easy as pie.
Now back to those young girls...
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9 Sep 2003, 22:48
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with a simple mail all your tricks will become a waste of time, ánd make you look rather stupid. :P
ps you're fired.
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with a simple mail all your tricks will become a waste of time, ánd make you look rather stupid. :P
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hehe,
hein will mail me some stuff, and i will get a CD with some excercices and video's, we can make a good team of it i am sure.
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9 Sep 2003, 22:52
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video!!???
*fapfap*
can't believe we get paid for this all :P
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video!!???
*fapfap*
can't believe we get paid for this all :P
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yeah video, and they are sorting some times so it fits our schedule, thursday from 1900 till 2000 is also possible.
Gotta find out who are in it tho, hold on i got the booklet here...
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9 Sep 2003, 22:59
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deffo a few fit ones but not all.
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So when would be the best time to visit then?
Logically speaking the end of the season looks best (as they will be fittest then).
However logic doesn't always win.
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So when would be the best time to visit then?
Logically speaking the end of the season looks best (as they will be fittest then).
However logic doesn't always win.
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trying to squeeze in some hockey party at friday and then clubbing at saterday would be 'best'.
tho most hockeyparties are at saterday....
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so f*cking zen
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trying to squeeze in some hockey party at friday and then clubbing at saterday would be 'best'.
tho most hockeyparties are at saterday....
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I was looking for the best month ;)
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