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29 Oct 2002, 19:29
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Just arranged a date with the head girl for tomorrow..
Now everyone try and guess what goes wrong during the night
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29 Oct 2002, 19:30
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Your penis falls off.
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29 Oct 2002, 19:34
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Fidel Cakestro
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Heiro's Garden.
Posts: 242
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you become attracted to yawhe
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29 Oct 2002, 19:35
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 214
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Head girld = girl who gives head?
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so not!
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29 Oct 2002, 19:38
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Head girl = 'Spokesperson' for our year group in 6th form. Any suggestions from students go through her to the faculty. I think she had to be elected or something but I must have missed that.
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29 Oct 2002, 19:41
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,891
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you'll hear an echo.
ho ho ho.
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"You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
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29 Oct 2002, 21:53
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when you kiss her you find out she has a moustage
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29 Oct 2002, 21:59
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You accidently say that you voted for the other, more attractive girl at the election.
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29 Oct 2002, 22:08
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Stoke
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 92
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You'll find out she judges people without going down on people.
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29 Oct 2002, 22:23
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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She goes to give you a scrim shank and you forgot to wash your little fella that day
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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29 Oct 2002, 22:27
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: In the bin
Posts: 232
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yes good idea, shaft the biatch with the power then you can take control of the entire school mwhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
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Wasn't it your own Hartley who said "Nothing reveals humanity so well as the games it plays?" Almost right. Actually, you reveal yourselves best in how you play.
- Q
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29 Oct 2002, 22:33
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Homesick
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 399
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You'll spill her drink in her lap no doubt.
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Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
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29 Oct 2002, 22:35
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Quote:
Originally posted by Zapman
You'll spill her drink in her lap no doubt.
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That goes without saying.
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29 Oct 2002, 22:40
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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she'll realise your an evil businessman who GUAREN DAMN TEE's to SCREW YOU
or something
im sure theres a better vince joke in there
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
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29 Oct 2002, 22:43
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Guest
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The people, screwed the people.
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29 Oct 2002, 22:49
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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maybe she'll lift back your hood and see your greater power?
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
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29 Oct 2002, 23:23
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: England
Posts: 752
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Quote:
Originally posted by Zapman
You'll spill her drink in her lap no doubt.
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Is that a surreal metaphor for something?
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<Bobzy> It's Jammers rockstargame kid
<Bobzy> Jammers is > the rest of GD/PA at it though.
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29 Oct 2002, 23:27
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Stoke
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 92
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jammers
Is that a surreal metaphor for something?
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wondered that myself
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29 Oct 2002, 23:38
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Homesick
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 399
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jammers
Is that a surreal metaphor for something?
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Ehm...
Never realised that. Oh well. I guess it would be yes.
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Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
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29 Oct 2002, 23:39
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: England
Posts: 752
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Quote:
Originally posted by Zapman
Ehm...
Never realised that. Oh well. I guess it would be yes.
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may I enquire as to what said metaphor refers to?
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<Bobzy> It's Jammers rockstargame kid
<Bobzy> Jammers is > the rest of GD/PA at it though.
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30 Oct 2002, 01:01
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Airvatar
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: westport
Posts: 620
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deffeh
she'll realise your an evil businessman who GUAREN DAMN TEE's to SCREW YOU
or something
im sure theres a better vince joke in there
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yeah we are all sure there is a better one after that dismal effort.
Like:
You sign her up and she falls in love with the Rock on Monday night Raw.
Or you get arrested cause your a 50 yr old man and shes a teenage girl
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I'll never give a damn about my bad reputation.
#phnx
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30 Oct 2002, 01:11
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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i cant believe you made me look the pinnacle of humour in comparison
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
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30 Oct 2002, 10:27
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Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Cwmbru
Posts: 2,588
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She turns out over-opinionated and never shuts up
OR
She 'puts out' waaaaay too easily.
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"You can't drink a pint of Bovril."
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30 Oct 2002, 13:09
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She's verging on beautiful. Personality wise you couldn't ask for anything else - she's perfect. However I feel she is a bit low in self-esteem, and I think she feels she has to do a lot to be 'liked' (she doesn't imo... I can't see why people wouldn't like her). Luckily she thinks I'm the sweetest person in the world
However I'm most nervous now, because I know I'm going to screw it up somehow.
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30 Oct 2002, 13:26
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vince McMahon
However I'm most nervous now, because I know I'm going to screw it up somehow.
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Send her to this thread before you go out, that way she'll know how you feel about her and won't care if and when you screw up.
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30 Oct 2002, 13:48
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Guest
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I'd rather not - she would probably find my trolling in other threads rather offensive
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30 Oct 2002, 14:09
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Restaurant at the end of the Universe
Posts: 558
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Bad breath, forcing her to chew gum, even at night.
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30 Oct 2002, 14:23
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Big wow, I went out with the Head girl at our school for about 6 months and TRUST ME - they are all virginal nie as pie girl next door types.
You WILL NOT get your end away tonight unlsee you gt fking marriesd ffs.
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