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1 Feb 2006, 13:43
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Poster Professionale
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kinda funny..
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Don't know if you've seen it before..
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1 Feb 2006, 13:48
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Slap Machine
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Re: kinda funny..
chuck norris is the king
along with mcgyver wich could make
a bomb out of a clip and a bubble gum
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1 Feb 2006, 13:51
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Tiny Dancer
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Re: kinda funny..
awesome
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1 Feb 2006, 14:00
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Re: kinda funny..
"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. "
someone posreped me with that
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1 Feb 2006, 14:15
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Guy next door
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Re: kinda funny..
I am currently called Chuck Norris on MSN and my avatar consists of Chuck's face wearing sunglasses which is from a filmfragment of Way of the Dragon where he steps out the airplane from the US to take out Bruce Lee.
Still he isn't as awesome as good old Bruce.
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1 Feb 2006, 14:28
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: kinda funny..
Quote:
Originally Posted by wu_trax
"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. "
someone posreped me with that
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I got "Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves."
The phenomenon has been around for a while, sometimes with different celebrities - Vin Diesel was in vogue for some of last year, for example.
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1 Feb 2006, 14:28
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Re: kinda funny..
:thup:
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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1 Feb 2006, 14:28
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: kinda funny..
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
:thup:
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Not mucth, you?
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1 Feb 2006, 14:32
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: kinda funny..
Quote:
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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1 Feb 2006, 14:33
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: kinda funny..
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Not mucth, you?
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Wherthya Thentha Hyuma.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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1 Feb 2006, 14:53
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:alpha:
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Re: kinda funny..
This is older than DM's parents
And just as awesome!!!
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1 Feb 2006, 16:35
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Registered User
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Re: kinda funny..
I thought the vin diesel one was anti-vin-diesel
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2 Feb 2006, 00:33
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: kinda funny..
There was a printed email in work today, sitting on my workbench. It had similar things with Mr.T in place of Mr. Norris.
Most were terrible.
Though I liked the one "Mr. T was fired from the psychics hotline for constantly predicting pain"
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2 Feb 2006, 00:34
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cynic
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Re: kinda funny..
i got:
# If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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2 Feb 2006, 00:43
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Clerk
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Re: kinda funny..
I'd imagine it's s|k. He's been stealing* quotes from all sorts of places.
I got "Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice."
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2 Feb 2006, 01:22
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Bored
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Re: kinda funny..
I got a neg rep from roadrunner
(no chuck norris though)
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2 Feb 2006, 01:56
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Back from timeout.
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Re: kinda funny..
old
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2 Feb 2006, 13:40
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Registered User
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Re: kinda funny..
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