I was confused on which alliance to join so i decided to go on a whistle top tour of all the alliances asking questions as i went along to try to find out if anything stood out about them.
My first stop was f-crew curious if anything at all had changed since my vacation there i decided to pop into the training facility.
<zokka> Hi wakey might if i sit in one of your classes
<wakey> Dnt mind if you do
I walk into sir wakey's lecture hall 100's of eager new pa players sit in anticipation.
<wakey> Welcome everyone this is the 7 in 27 lecture about attack and defence dynamics in planetarion. As we can see by this slide that the first example of successful military organization was the Babylonians.
...several hours later I awake
<wakey>
ok thts all folks, oh zokka did you enjoy it
<zokka> Fascinating /me rolls eyes whilst Wakey ain't looking
i then get into my hummer and drive to OCT industry main office at the door i am met by a blue smurf called Bluey.
<zokka> Hi I was wondering if you could let me in
<Bluey> Do you have a pass
<zokka> no well, but can you tell me anything about CT
<Bluey that info is on a strictly need to know basis
<zokka> but i need to know
<Bluey> Well there is one way you i can give you the info
Bluey licks her lips and steps towards me
<zokka I ain't your man whore good day young lady
I then went up to Jezz but he wouldn't tell me anything either and seemed rather egotist with his reply you don't choose us we choose you kind of thing.
I tried to sneak in backway but was met by ed209
I was on my way to orbit lane when i tripped over a drunk smudge. Though clearly in a state I decided to ask him.
<zokka> sir would ye be still in orbit
smudge replays barley understandable and hiccuping
<smudge> yesssh sira i'd be
<zokka> Can you tell me why you like them so much
<smudge> Cos i luv em so much (he then starts crying)
all off a sudden smudge starts to have a fit has 100's of bullets strike into him. Quickly i go for cover. Glancing over i see a magi star in his huge mechanized armour.
<magistar> Zokka I know your here GET OUT OF HERE AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN
<zokka> omfg you son of a bitch what did you do
<magistar> ha, ha ,ha, he was a drunk and I am American, so i like to shoot things
<zokka> you will pay for this
Then i activated my armour and a epic battle took place, the battle was going on for many hours with many buildings being destroyed including kargools home. After many hours later. magistar stands over me, ready to deliver the killer blow.
<magistar> Say goodbye zokka
magistar brings down his huge mechanized fist then out of nowhere a huge blue fireball send magi star flying though a skyscraper. Its Brugzilla
<zokka> whow i thought you died after your fight with king kong
<brugzilla> neggggggggghjjjjjiaahhh
<zokka> lets do it
Then we so tag team his arse and we soon win
<inferno> thx you brugzilla and zokka you saved us all you always have a home here
<zokka> thxs see ya around.
After an epic battle i really needed a drink so i pop into the local club tides of fire where the music is playing and everyone is having fun so i walk up to the bar man who is eating a Taco Bell and say
<Zokka> Vodka please make it a double
<catalyst> oh hi handsome sugar plum been a long day has it.
After a long chat with the bar tender i am left very impressed with Tof and decide to approach the HC. However it is clear bluey has gotten to them and mentioned my rejection of her as they all refuse to even speak to me.
And its like that alliance after alliance i get the door shut in my face the only thing i learn is that Exode as been in HR for 72 years and likes misty a unhealthy amount!