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Unread 6 Feb 2003, 01:17   #1
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I need to make the most excellent birthday card for my mum

any ideas how to go about this? Atm all I can think of is :

get some card
fold card in half
write 'mum' on the front with a prittstick
cover in glitter
shake

it needs to be ace!

(I want to severely go all blue peter on this!)
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Unread 6 Feb 2003, 02:09   #2
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yeah.

buy one.
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Unread 6 Feb 2003, 02:13   #3
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Hate to burst the bubble but just buy one and get an ace gift. Maybe a statuette (Royal Daulton or somthing), or pay to take her out to a nice restaurant with the rest of the family. It may cost but its only once a year
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Unread 6 Feb 2003, 02:17   #4
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making her a card would be cool
mom's always appreciate that kind of stuff.
you've got the idea already... dunno what other suggestions you're looking for. draw hearts or flowers? i think that's a bit over the top
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Unread 6 Feb 2003, 03:28   #5
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Anyone can buy a card! It takes someone truely amazing to make one!
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Unread 6 Feb 2003, 09:47   #6
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clearly you write mummy not mum, so she thinks its even cuter
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Unread 6 Feb 2003, 09:47   #7
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Anyone can buy a card! It takes someone truely amazing to make one!
so remind us why u think u can make one again...?

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Unread 6 Feb 2003, 09:53   #8
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Buy one, cheap a$$.
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write "Happy birthday, for when everything goes to pot" and sellotape a joint in the inside of the card.

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All of you disgust me with your pseudo-materialistic endorsement of commercialism at the expense of more traditional methods of gift creation.
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Unread 6 Feb 2003, 10:25   #11
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Do it on Microsoft Publisher. Where they have at least 6 different pictures of birthday cakes to choose from.
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Unread 6 Feb 2003, 10:31   #12
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Unread 6 Feb 2003, 15:01   #13
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ive just found out im not getting paid.

as such i cant even afford the glitter and the card.

i love being me, its nothing but a rollercoaster ride of failure, consummating in a cataclysmic embolism of pain and dispair as at the end of each day I look forward to laying in bed alone with a headache gripping my temple like a junkie holding onto his last hit.
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You surely have some pencils and/or pens at home?
Take a paper, fold it, make big "graffiti" leters, (To Mum, happy b-day mummy or something simmilar)and fill them whit red and pink, (hearts, etc). And write a poem on the inside, together whit some congratulations and stuff.
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ive just found out im not getting paid.

as such i cant even afford the glitter and the card.

i love being me, its nothing but a rollercoaster ride of failure, consummating in a cataclysmic embolism of pain and dispair as at the end of each day I look forward to laying in bed alone with a headache gripping my temple like a junkie holding onto his last hit.
hey :(
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Unread 6 Feb 2003, 15:47   #16
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Originally posted by Idi
ive just found out im not getting paid.

as such i cant even afford the glitter and the card.

i love being me, its nothing but a rollercoaster ride of failure, consummating in a cataclysmic embolism of pain and dispair as at the end of each day I look forward to laying in bed alone with a headache gripping my temple like a junkie holding onto his last hit.
It's a scheme to talk us out of money is it not?
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Unread 6 Feb 2003, 15:52   #17
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In the words of Skunk Anansie,

I dont need your charity!

but thanks for the kind thoughts on this dark bleak day. I'd just like to get paid for the hard work I have done, in a reasonable time frame, like proper people with jobs do! :/
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Unread 6 Feb 2003, 15:55   #18
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In the words of Skunk Anansie,

I dont need your charity!

but thanks for the kind thoughts on this dark bleak day. I'd just like to get paid for the hard work I have done, in a reasonable time frame, like proper people with jobs do! :/
Sounds a bit ****e in my honest opinion

what job would that be, where one works but not get paid?
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Unread 6 Feb 2003, 16:01   #19
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Sounds a bit ****e in my honest opinion

what job would that be, where one works but not get paid?
php web developer. for the worlds 'premier trucking website'.

id be better off on the dole.
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Unread 6 Feb 2003, 16:15   #20
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All of you disgust me with your pseudo-materialistic endorsement of commercialism at the expense of more traditional methods of gift creation.
Wot the hell's pseudo-materialistic about it? Just materialistic. Surely.
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