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Unread 12 Mar 2003, 01:49   #51
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Fubruary 20th, 2002

Through quick thinking and heroic action, Brian Boitano staves off the invasion of the monkeys for another day. Repairs begin immediately on the Hoover Dam.

Boitano's detractors were quick to point out that not only was the calendar mix-up the primary reason for the failure of the invasion (implying a secondary importance of Boitano's role), but that he was most definitely outskated in the 1988 Winter Olympics, and only won "Because of the obvious conspiracy within the World Skating Judging Association".
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Febrary 21st.

Bush and Hussein allies and declares war on Norway
 
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February 22nd.

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February 24th 1999

Bill Clinton finds a memo on his desk, dated January 11th 2003. Experts claim George Bush is pushing for a new war in the Middle East against Saddam.
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February 25th 1999

Clinton uses memo as "bandage" as Monica Lewinsky gets shot in the face with.....no, too easy.....
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George W. Bush has a heartattack and dies...
 
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February 27th 1999:

Elvis is resurected and makes a comeback! Rumors has it, he'll preform live with DJ Ferry Corsten at "Love Parade" this summer. Fans rejoice.
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February 28th

All american women dies and all men becomes gay
 
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in my dimension it was... this isn't 1999 BTW
 
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Like I said ..... [SIZE=4]WHO CARES[/SIZE]
 
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March 1st

Forum poster discovers new dimension.

Ignorance blamed for inconsistency to thread.
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And here is the weather report....
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Enormous crowd outside The White House demands smoother skin to the people...
 
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March 5th:

People of the world express solidarity with government in banning of Aûle.
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All around the world people join hands to celebrate the second day of Aûle being banned.
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Millions of hangovers set in during the aftermath of the celebration at Aûle being banned.
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March 8th:
Italian scientist proclaims that she plans on cloning some fruitcake UFO cult member by emplanting an egg fertilised with the cultist's dna.
The media declares her as a "nutjob" and asks her "to fk off back to la-la land".
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March 9
George Bush death determined to be a hoax. Bush is arrested on visit to Amsterdam to "smoke a little reefer." Pentagon plans attack on the Hague.
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March 10:
Mystic Meg predicts a thread named "2002 - A year in review (a new forum game)" exactly a year from this day.
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Chinese plot to create devastating earthquakes uncovered Sources reveal that they had planned to have all 1.2 billion citizens jump up and down on the spot at exactly the same time. Unfortunatly timezones hadn't been taken into account, and thus the plan had only caused minor disasters in mainland China.
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March 12
Robert Jordan finally finishes Wheel of Time series, and announces next decalogy+ about main characters' children.
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Deffeh tries to think of something interesting to say about the fact its march 12th irl, and in this thread. Problems are solved when texan posts before him, and he has to edit his post.
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March 14
Germany announces hostile takeover of all U.S. beer brewing plants in the United States. Gerhard Schoeder quoted as saying, "No more beer for the warmongering Americans."
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Prohibition Act in the United Kingdom. Citizens are shocked.
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March 17
U.S. announces increase in production of California wines. Chirac breaks down and cries on international television. Schroeder laughs and says, "Poor baby, we can fix the problem with 20 thousand troops in Paris."
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March 18:

All US citizens not sporting the traditional mullet haircut shot in broad daylight.

A man died after furiosly wanking for over 40hours straight to pictures over gerbils doing each other, body identified as "Sunday8pm"

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Japan announces development of nuclear weapons program. Shorty before dinner time Japan nukes Pyongyang and 24 North Korean military bases. China declares war on Japan because of nuclear fallout on Chineses rice paddies.
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Terrorist kills all actors in "Days Of Our Lives"......



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March 21st

The sun stops shining due to technical failure...
 
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Kuwait mysteriously dissapears in massive nuclear explosion.
Long vapour trail traced back to Presidential Palace, Baghdad.
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France vetoes UN resolution to attack Iraq, stating "More Proof Needed" on Iraqs weapons of Mass Distruction program.
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Paris is leveld by a massif nuclear strike. Supposedly, UN weapons inspectors made a terrible mistake while investigating an Iraqi 'Power Plant'.
 
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France vetoes UN resolution to war, again stating "More Proof Needed"
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In a new inspection report, made by Blix, everything is fine, altho some of the inspection crew has had radiation problems, and has been sent home for threatment.
 
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American shuttle explodes while landing. Cause believed to be heat from entering Earths atmosphere.
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Bush consideres invading Earths atmosphere.
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Atmosphere delivers 500000 page dossier on its arms development program. France, Germany, China and Russia side with Atmosphere. New Society Against War on Atmosphere fronted by Girls Aloud is created, mass telethon to help third world orphans in the atmosphere fronted by Lenny Henry and Terry Wogan. Many idiotic hippies travel to the atmosphere to act as human shields. 90% return when they realise that they might actually get bombed. US government imposes trading embargo on the atmosphere, even though is techically makes breathing Illegal.
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Bush announces new UN resolution to be made. Powel travels the world, trying to gather support for USA under the banner "Stop breathing!"

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Veteran Discussion poster decides to leave forum because of lack of interest.

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World leaders deny China physically exists. Chinese administration outraged.
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Crazy scientist gives birth to a new baby martian.
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in other news, syria wins eurovision song contest by killing other competitors.

blustery wind due to hit orville residence.
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All of Norways population moves to warmer lands....
 
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Brittish Pie reserves dwinteling; cause unknown.
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Cause of birtish pie reserve dwindling found: Belgareth The Sorceror said to be at the heart of a gang of 2 men stealing and hoarding Pies, other man named to be Dead_Meat
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