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Unread 8 Feb 2003, 20:50   #1
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In this thread , we will provide "Top Tips" for our fellow GD posters , in the hope of bettering their lives , and the lives of all Mankind.

Top Tip #1
When attempting to tie your shoelaces , always make sure you are not standing in the middle of fast moving traffic
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Unread 8 Feb 2003, 20:57   #2
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Turn into the skid

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That was a pity smile. Now stop bothering her because she definitely is not interested in you (obviously)
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Unread 8 Feb 2003, 21:03   #3
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tip #4. the carpet on elevator walls is there for a reason that only one man on earth knows. concern yourself with it no longer.

tip #5. if you find yourself being charged down by an angry rhinocerous, jump hastily out of its path.

tip #6. don't wear crucifixes. if jesus ever bothers his ass coming back hes not likey to want to see it.

tip #7. if you find yourself lost in the woods, do not attempt to befriend the local pack of wolves.
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Unread 8 Feb 2003, 21:35   #4
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Save on laundry costs, donate your dirty clothes to Oxfam, let them wash and iron them, then buy them back for 10p
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Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
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rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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Unread 8 Feb 2003, 21:40   #5
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tip #9. Inflammable is not different to Flammable.
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tip #10. wearing nothing but a string vest and shorts on a blisteringly cold day then going out for a walk can be detrimental to your health.
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Unread 8 Feb 2003, 22:00   #7
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tip #11. when going on a trek into the desert. make sure to bring the correct canteen. lunchlady Doris does not take kindly to extreme heat.
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Unread 8 Feb 2003, 22:03   #8
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#12. Don't try get your gerbile drunk, he wouldn't like it.
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You dont require really to number them .... however

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Though it is tempting to keep warm this winter, do not set fire to yourself. There is a chance you may get badly burned
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Unread 8 Feb 2003, 22:07   #10
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Even if the chemistry teacher told you methanol is merely like strong ethanol, you shouldn't try drinking it next friday night.
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"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.
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Unread 8 Feb 2003, 22:07   #11
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Don't have sex with Kurashima. You don't know where he's been.
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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do not walk down harlem with a white pillowcase on your head. you may require hospital assistance in the near future.
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they actually exist in real life!
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
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when returning home after a drunken party, do not piss up the walls of the closest perspex bus stop. police have a tendency to show up at these points and further 'relieve' you.
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'flaring' (the thing where u spin bottles to make c0cktails) should not be attempted with a butterfly knife.
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Unread 9 Feb 2003, 21:27   #22
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