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Unread 27 Jan 2003, 21:13   #1
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...urethra?! I had to have a "cystoscope" done to rule-out bladder cancer, and this is NOT a fun exam! The pain was especially poingant when passing through my urethral sphincter!:eek:

Luckily, all looks well, but I'll be damned if I don't have to get the same thing done every six months for the next 2 years!

Whatever you do, try and avoid having blood in your urine on a routine exam!
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Unread 27 Jan 2003, 21:32   #2
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For once, im really out off words...

It does not sound nice, at least..
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painful, but funny

Anyway, im glad to see you are posting as much crap as the rest of us I hate it when every thread is america bad this, america good that. Drives me nuts.
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Unread 27 Jan 2003, 21:44   #5
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Whatever you do, try and avoid having blood in your urine on a routine exam!
Is your girlfriend on a period by any chance?
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Unread 27 Jan 2003, 23:27   #6
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Never has someone elses pain given me so much amusement.
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I have had a very similar procedure once.

It is an experiance that I try to forget.
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i wouldnt wish that torture on anyone.
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Unread 27 Jan 2003, 23:38   #9
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ouch.. hope you don't have to go through that again! :P
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Unread 28 Jan 2003, 00:45   #10
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Is your girlfriend on a period by any chance?
Sorry, no. Married 13 years. My girlfriend had nothing to do with it! :eek:

J/K!

No, the Urologist guesses that it was due to lifting heavy weights (my stress-reliever). He saw a blood vessel inside my bladder, and he says that is fairly normal, but that it could have leaked from doing heavy lifting.

No matter - I have quit using tobacco, so the risks for bladder cancer have now been decreased by about 99%!
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ouch.. hope you don't have to go through that again! :P
"...every 6 months for the next 2 years!"
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Unread 28 Jan 2003, 00:47   #12
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"...every 6 months for the next 2 years!"
That'll be the point where you stop going to the doctors then.

Isn't that the kind of 'treatment' they used to perform for a certain STD?
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Unread 28 Jan 2003, 00:48   #13
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Re: Re: Re: Anyone Else Ever Had ANYTHING Run Up Their...
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No, the Urologist guesses that it was due to lifting heavy weights (my stress-reliever). He saw a blood vessel inside my bladder, and he says that is fairly normal, but that it could have leaked from doing heavy lifting.
the obvious question here is why were u lifting weights with ur ****?
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the obvious question here is why were u lifting weights with ur ****?
I'm more worried about the words 'stress reliever' there to be honest.
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Unread 28 Jan 2003, 00:54   #15
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"...every 6 months for the next 2 years!"
ah i misread.. it looked like you were hoping you didn't have to get it done every 6 months.. etc etc :P
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the obvious question here is why were u lifting weights with ur ****?
Actually, I don't "lift weights" with my tallywhacker. I DO, however, use the "wet towel" method to work the male version of the Kegel muscles.

Works quite well, according to my very happy wife!:eek:
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Actually, I don't "lift weights" with my tallywhacker. I DO, however, use the "wet towel" method to work the male version of the Kegel muscles.

Works quite well, according to my very happy wife!:eek:
Now I'm confused and scared. I shan't be back in this thread =/

It was the words 'wet towel' that did it to be honest
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Unread 28 Jan 2003, 01:01   #19
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that was A LOT more information than we needed to know...




no.



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Do I need to tell you how many PM's I've gotten for the "Wet Towel" regimen?!

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I have a whole lifestyle system built around it, with pictures and workout diagrams, even a healthy eating chart!

Just let me know if you want me to post it!

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LOL, ok, I'll back-off now.
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I was watching one of those stupid programmes where stupid americans run thru the bush doing something or other (I think this perticular one was a race) and one dude had a leach crawl up his dick hole...


[edit] ok it wasn't only stupid americans (ie the 'playboy bunny' team that didn't finish) the 'game' was actually international including a team from NZ who did quite well.. Ive just recalled that it was the 'amazing race' i think.. [/edit]
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