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5 May 2005, 08:00
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Black Power MotherF*ckas!
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If You knew that Dead.....
Ancestors could see everything that you were doing, would you still masturbate? I would.
And just avoid them in the afterlife* that God saw suite for me.
*Banking on heaven
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5 May 2005, 09:46
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Stick to what you're good at i always say.
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Very nearly there.
All is nothing, without you.
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5 May 2005, 11:03
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Made of Twigs
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
I worry that I think about the same kind of things as Chika
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It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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5 May 2005, 15:26
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
The devil makes work for idle thumbs??
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Very nearly there.
All is nothing, without you.
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5 May 2005, 15:34
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
I have to believe my dead ancestors have something better to do than to watch me*.
*like watching my 14-year-old niece, for example.
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5 May 2005, 15:48
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Dace is dead ?
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Very nearly there.
All is nothing, without you.
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5 May 2005, 15:53
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nomen est omen
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalon
Dace is dead ?
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Is he?
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6 May 2005, 00:37
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Black Power MotherF*ckas!
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalon
Dace is dead ?
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He's been MIA for quite some time.
That or not interesting enough to remember. I think I would rather be dead than uninteresting.
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6 May 2005, 00:38
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
There's irony in there somewhere i'm sure.
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Very nearly there.
All is nothing, without you.
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6 May 2005, 00:48
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Miles Teg
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
that we rather want him dead?
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6 May 2005, 07:32
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
I was referring to Chika's statement of 'i would rather be dead than uninteresting'
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Very nearly there.
All is nothing, without you.
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6 May 2005, 07:59
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Rawr rawr
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Surely it's his own illusion that keeps him alive then.
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"Yay"
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7 May 2005, 00:28
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Gone
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Nobody likes you when you're dead.
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7 May 2005, 00:37
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I am.
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
i imagine live ancestors watching would be more troubling
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7 May 2005, 00:44
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Gone
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Who would want to watch you masturbate?
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7 May 2005, 00:50
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I am.
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
they pay good money i'll have you know.
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7 May 2005, 00:52
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Godfather
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
how do you know that?
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7 May 2005, 00:53
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1up on you
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
i imagine live ancestors watching would be more troubling
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quite
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7 May 2005, 10:43
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I see you!
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
I've actually been thinking about the same thing (don't ask me why)
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7 May 2005, 20:10
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
I masturbated in a public bathroom one time.
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7 May 2005, 20:22
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
..so?
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7 May 2005, 21:48
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Gone
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by big_horn
i've done it in the sea
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Are you a whale?
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7 May 2005, 21:56
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Bored
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
i got a bj in front of an statue of the virgin mary in Salzberg in the middle of the night.
Then i had sex against a bmw a little bit down the road.
then had sex in the bathroom of the hotel having to be quiet every few minutes when someone came in.
That was a fun night
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8 May 2005, 00:26
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
i got a bj in front of an statue of the virgin mary in Salzberg in the middle of the night.
Then i had sex against a bmw a little bit down the road.
then had sex in the bathroom of the hotel having to be quiet every few minutes when someone came in.
That was a fun night
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavius
I fingered a girl, both of us fully clothed, near the back of her house. It was dark, but fun.
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And these relate to the topic in question how? Or should I be splitting these kinds of posts into a new thread titled
"Ste's gay sex and Flav's fiddling fingers thread"
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8 May 2005, 00:40
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I am.
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
why not merge them into
"i'm prepared to make up stuff to look cool on the internet!
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8 May 2005, 11:34
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Bored
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by demiGOD
I masturbated in a public bathroom one time.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by big_horn
i've done it in the sea
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
And these relate to the topic in question how? Or should I be splitting these kinds of posts into a new thread titled
"Ste's gay sex and Flav's fiddling fingers thread"
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I was following a trend...
And it was a fit american girl...
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8 May 2005, 12:57
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Twisted
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
It wouldn't bother me if relatives who are still alive knew I masturbated, so I sure as hell wouldn't care about dead ones. I can think of other things I may stop doing if I knew I was being watched constantly though :\
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8 May 2005, 13:35
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:alpha:
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
I had sex with 5 women all at once last night and they love me.
They call me Tom "Casanova" Rattle now.
AND YOU CAN'T DISPROVE THAT SO IT MUST BE TRUE ON THE INTERNET
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8 May 2005, 17:22
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
I had sex with 5 women all at once last night and they love me.
They call me Tom "Casanova" Rattle now.
AND YOU CAN'T DISPROVE THAT SO IT MUST BE TRUE ON THE INTERNET
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All that we see on the net, we are all morally obligated to believe.
True story, since 1995.
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9 May 2005, 13:33
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Gone
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
I AM DA SEXIEST MON IN EXETER, AND DE GIRLS LOVE ME, AND I WILL NEVA GROW OLD.
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This is the biggest bullshit thread we've had for quite a while.
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9 May 2005, 21:23
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Notice: Some lucky people actually DO have sex with girls you know. It's not an urban legend.
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9 May 2005, 21:38
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Guy next door
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiderman
Notice: Some lucky people actually DO have sex with girls you know. It's not an urban legend.
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Oh man you are so 1995 with you'r raging against the internet mentality.
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9 May 2005, 21:49
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Guest
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
I'm all for the internet.
Admittedly, I too have been lacking female therapy for much too long now. I was just saying that when ever anyone posts some account of bedroom action, people just accuse them of lying straight away.
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9 May 2005, 21:57
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Guy next door
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Over here, you seem to be the only one doubting people's honesty.
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9 May 2005, 22:45
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Dirte
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
I don't mastrubate
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9 May 2005, 23:02
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Guest
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Over here, you seem to be the only one doubting people's honesty.
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You're all just a result of an advanced natural language processing system - it's not as if any of you exist in real life anyway, so its ok.
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9 May 2005, 23:33
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Gone
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiderman
You're all just a result of an advanced natural language processing system - it's not as if any of you exist in real life anyway, so its ok.
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Can you translate that for the benefit of those of us who don't speak fluent bullshit?
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10 May 2005, 00:13
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Guest
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
no, sorry.
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10 May 2005, 00:55
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Bored
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiderman
I'm all for the internet.
Admittedly, I too have been lacking female therapy for much too long now. I was just saying that when ever anyone posts some account of bedroom action, people just accuse them of lying straight away.
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I haven't been lacking
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23 May 2005, 21:50
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Made of Twigs
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chika
Ancestors could see everything that you were doing, would you still masturbate? I would.
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Sorry to bump, but was it you who sent this in?
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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23 May 2005, 22:01
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Gone
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
Sorry to bump, but was it you who sent this in?
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ERROR
The requested URL could not be retrieved
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23 May 2005, 22:26
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Made of Twigs
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
ERROR
The requested URL could not be retrieved
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D'oh.
It was on this page (which has been posted before, but it gets updated), about 4/5 of the way down and reads "I believe that my dead grandmother watches me with great disappointment every time I masturbate".
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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23 May 2005, 22:31
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overtired
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
after you get the error, just repaste the link / press 'go' again or whatever. It'll work the second time...
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24 May 2005, 00:47
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Black Power MotherF*ckas!
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
Sorry to bump, but was it you who sent this in?
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No maam.
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24 May 2005, 02:09
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Re: If You knew that Dead.....
I vote to close this shite thread. :|
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