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5 Jun 2005, 19:22
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Im not watching womens football...
until they make the women look sexy in cute little skirts. All im getting at the moment is butch men with breasts. Their shorts are longer than the ones men wear ffs! even hockey players look sexier. They should adopt beachvolley ball fashion.
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5 Jun 2005, 19:23
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
Didn't Sepp Blatter say something along these lines a couple of years back?
Edit: Here
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5 Jun 2005, 19:30
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TashTastic
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
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Originally Posted by Nusselt
until they make the women look sexy in cute little skirts. All im getting at the moment is butch men with breasts.
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But if they wore short skirts you would happily watch butch men with breasts?
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5 Jun 2005, 21:49
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share the <3
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
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Originally Posted by Madina
But if they wore short skirts you would happily watch butch men with breasts?
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Yes. Yes i would.
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Sophie is hotter than you
though ive gone off her now; the way Susanna Reid squirms around on sml is, however, awesome
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5 Jun 2005, 21:50
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mmm lambs
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
Not even short skirts or hotpants could make me watch that god awful excuse of a game, and I spent 2 hours watching sychronised diving in the olympics.
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5 Jun 2005, 21:56
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
I was quite surprised at how un-butch and not-so-unnatractive some of the England women were when I saw it earlier :|
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5 Jun 2005, 22:39
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Ajaj Kapten!
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
The swedish girls are rather cute
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5 Jun 2005, 23:03
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
That Finnish left back was quite hot.
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5 Jun 2005, 23:10
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Miles Teg
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
hahahahhaha
seriously guys
we, the hockey people, always do our best to find an unattractive male on the pitch, as a little game.
after that we always check out the rest in those thight clothes again.
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Last edited by JonnyBGood; 5 Jun 2005 at 23:15.
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5 Jun 2005, 23:16
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
****ing hell thirty seconds ****ing late **** that for a bag of potato chips.
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6 Jun 2005, 00:09
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Bored
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
one of our players is pretty good at lobbing the keeper from 35 yards out.
But yeh, i was watching thinking "i'd do her, and her, and her, oh who am i kidding i'd do the ****ing ref too"
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6 Jun 2005, 00:11
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TashTastic
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
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Originally Posted by Ste
But yeh, i was watching thinking "i'd do her, and her, and her, oh who am i kidding i'd do the ****ing ref too"
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Is that because you missed out on alot of sexual action the other night?
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6 Jun 2005, 00:12
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Registered User
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
one of our players is pretty good at lobbing the keeper from 35 yards out.
But yeh, i was watching thinking "i'd do her, and her, and her, oh who am i kidding i'd do the ****ing ref too"
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Most of our female football players are gay, aren't yours?
Natrually this leads to much fun whenever the National Team plays against the National Lesbian Team (sic), as most of the players cannot decide wich team to play for....
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6 Jun 2005, 00:55
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I dunno...
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
The referee was prevented from playing professionally by the enormity of her nose which, to her dismay, constantly put her in an offside position.
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6 Jun 2005, 01:00
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Gone
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
I'm not watching women's football until they get rid of the women and replace them with hot young men in the 18-23 age range and replace the football strips with nakedness.
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6 Jun 2005, 01:39
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
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Originally Posted by Knight Theamion
we, the hockey people, always do our best to find an unattractive male on the pitch, as a little game.
after that we always check out the rest in those thight clothes again.
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Has everyone run out of hockey/theam is gay jokes?
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6 Jun 2005, 01:44
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Antagonist
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
female football plays have huge calfs, its scary. next time you see one in real life check em out :eek:
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6 Jun 2005, 10:51
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Bored
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nantoz
Most of our female football players are gay, aren't yours?
Natrually this leads to much fun whenever the National Team plays against the National Lesbian Team (sic), as most of the players cannot decide wich team to play for....
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Yeh probably, my sister used to play for Nottingham Forest and every single player has turned out gay apparently (my sisters bi).
Quote:
Originally Posted by Madina
Is that because you missed out on alot of sexual action the other night?
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Nah, I'd be horny anyway. Although it's been a while... (2 weeks)
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7 Jun 2005, 17:57
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Blah
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
I think women playing football is quite sexy, not all of the players, but alot of them is quite nice....
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7 Jun 2005, 17:59
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Re: Im not watching womens football...
no that sue smith wify with the funky haircut who is co presenting the highlights on bbc
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