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Unread 28 Apr 2003, 00:33   #1
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The chair on which I'm sitting right now is falling apart as I write
It's true.

Just now a screw fell to the ground, and there was a lound sound.

The chair is all wiggeli-woggeli.



I need a carpenter.



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Unread 28 Apr 2003, 00:35   #2
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Lucky its not one of those office chairs, you don't want to get impaled on the central bit when the seat splits down the middle
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Unread 28 Apr 2003, 00:36   #3
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So I said to him

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Dude, it's not right, it's just not natural
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Hey man, back off, I'll live this lifestyle if I want and you and your freaky conformist ideals won't stop me
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You're so right, I'll drink Fanta instead
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Unread 28 Apr 2003, 00:37   #4
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I made a chair today.

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Unread 28 Apr 2003, 00:39   #6
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Lucky its not one of those office chairs, you don't want to get impaled on the central bit when the seat splits down the middle

Actually it is.



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Unread 28 Apr 2003, 00:39   #7
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I made a chair today.
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Unread 28 Apr 2003, 00:40   #8
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Unread 28 Apr 2003, 00:40   #9
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And it was this one form Ikea
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Unread 28 Apr 2003, 00:40   #10
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I'm in another sig-narr-chore.

To the macs.
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Lucky its not one of those office chairs, you don't want to get impaled on the central bit when the seat splits down the middle
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Unread 28 Apr 2003, 00:42   #12
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I'm in another sig-narr-chore.

To the macs.
Shut it Kojak
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Unread 28 Apr 2003, 00:43   #13
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Shut it Kojak
You're another one of those Quorn-eating freaks, aren't you?

I CAN SMELL IT

Quorn. I can smell Quorn.
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Unread 28 Apr 2003, 00:44   #14
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You're another one of those Quorn-eating freaks, aren't you?

I CAN SMELL IT

Quorn. I can smell Quorn.
Yum!
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Unread 28 Apr 2003, 00:47   #15
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I've mistaken Quorn for real-life meat before. When it's in a pint-glass and you've got your eyes closed there really is no telling.
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Actually it's more like this


Or this if I'm not lying: this picture is dreadfully accurate

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You're another one of those Quorn-eating freaks, aren't you?

I CAN SMELL IT

Quorn. I can smell Quorn.

Actually since it's better tasting, much healthier and an alternative to meat I don't really see the problem.








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Actually since it's better tasting, much healthier and an alternative to meat I don't really see the problem.
This man eats Quorn, I bet.

Are you associated with that man? Didn't see that coming up at the inquest.

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Oh, I asked him to look for my Quorn, and suggested it might be at the bottom of the pool

Oh really? Then how did 'Take it bitch, throat all that pool, yeah' come into the conversation?

I heard that's what you do... you know... to find Quorn
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This man eats Quorn, I bet.

Are you associated with that man? Didn't see that coming up at the inquest.

This is good. I even had to look up 'inquest'.


Ever since I started eating Quorn I've had more babies, gotten into lesser car-accidents and climbed more mountains.


You can't fight the facts.




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Ever since I started eating Quorn I've had more babies, gotten into lesser car-accidents and climbed more mountains.
Guess you've Struck it Lucky then.

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its obviously not a quality chair then is it? probably the kind of chair you d buy off a used chair salesman called "nodrog" whod pawn it off as rustique
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