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Unread 21 May 2003, 17:26   #1
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A man was walking home from work...

And saw a packet of Olympic condoms for sale, which he bought. When he got home his wife asked "Olympic condoms, what are they?"

The man replies "There's a Gold one, a Silver one, and a Bronze one. I think I'll use the Gold one tonight."

"But you come first every night" replied his wife.
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Unread 21 May 2003, 17:28   #2
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topical.

thats about it.
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Unread 21 May 2003, 17:30   #3
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topical.

thats about it.
you didn't think it was side splittingly funny then?
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Unread 21 May 2003, 17:45   #4
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well, it made me smile
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Unread 21 May 2003, 17:56   #5
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well, it made me smile

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Unread 21 May 2003, 18:07   #6
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that is really funny
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