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Unread 4 May 2005, 20:28   #1
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Unread 4 May 2005, 20:31   #2
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  • A hypertexual link to a site with facts about Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel was the one that originally taught that kid from Mighty Ducks 2 the "Knucklepuck."

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Vin Diesel forced Sarah Jessica Parker to have a sex change operation after she lost a bet to him. She was formerly known as Michael McQuillan of Tempe, AZ.
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Vin Diesel once attached roller skates to his knees, then drank a 50 gallon drum of nitromethane fuel and farted out a 50' long jet flame, propelling him down the 1/4 mile drag strip to an astounding ET of 0.0000001 @ 669600000.01 MPH, exceeding the speed of light and creating a rift in space which devoured all life within a 100 mile radius.

If Vin Diesel points at a cow, any cheese made from its milk will cure polio. If Vin Diesel points at a bull, it will explode.
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Vin Diesel was named "Most likely to be raped by a pod of sea-dwelling capybaras whilst scuba diving off the coast of Antigua" in his high school yearbook. He has since learnt to breathe underwater in an attempt to avoid the prophecy.

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Vin Diesel invented a formula for ever-lasting life, but it was destroyed when he fought the Hundred-Handed Giants.

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Vin Diesel just saved a whole bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico.


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Vin Diesel is a wise and benevolent giant, endlessly traveling the world to help the less fortunate. However, this wisdom comes at a terrible price. A gypsy's curse has kept him moving without respite for the past 400 years, and he can never sleep or stay in one place longer than seven days until he has learned the true secret of the Unicorns, received a kiss from a Goddess Queen (or Kim Deal), and finally discovered and finished off the man destined to destroy him - Jack Black. This is doubly difficult because Sam Neill is hunting Vin Diesel down to remove his own curse, which can only be removed by ramming The Unicorn's Horn through Vin Diesel's huge heart. With the help of his faithful steed - the black dragon Leseid - Vin Diesel hopes to complete his quest ... or die trying.
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For a low monthly installment of $19.95 YOU CAN BE VIN DIESEL TOO!

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After the big bang happened, all the matter in the universe was projected outwards at millions of miles per hour toward the edges of space. The only thing left in the middle was Vin Diesel.
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Vin Diesel has a 34% chance of reflecting any and all offensive spells cast on him.

Vin diesel can clap so fast that he can change the air pressure around him to achieve the effect of an expensive 5.1 surround sound speaker system playing, “Baby One More Time,” by Britney Spears. If he claps any faster though, he risks fracturing space and time, thus creating a, “sub-space fusion shadow,” which can turn anyone into a Vin Diesel clone if they come into contact with it.

Vin Diesel once attempted to shave Michael Moore's neckbeard, but failed upon realizing that the hairs were actually tiny Malaysian children.

Vin Diesel feasts on the blood of little children to gain more power.
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Upon a successful saving throw against an otherwise fatal attack, Vin Diesel becomes the Avatar of Destruction for 4d6 rounds. If he is good or neutral aligned, you may check the Errata for another appropriate demidiety.
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Vin Diesel is the only person who can simultaneously master both the dark and light sides of the Force.
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If Man is 5, then The Devil is 6. And if The Devil is 6, then God is 7. And if God is 7, then Vin Diesel is 11.
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Vin Diesel killed Kenny. He is a bastard.



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Vin Diesel dissolved the infamous Star Chamber court in 1641 because he disagreed with its use as a political weapon for bringing actions against opponents to the decrees and edicts of Henry VIII.

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Vin Diesel created the internet out of some 2x4's and a pack of smokes he stole from Jesus.


Vin Diesel was on pace to win the 1994 World Series, but the lockout stopped him. He played every position, and was the only batter on his team, The Dieselin' Dashers. MLB allowed this because he hit only homeruns, and there was no need for another batter. His bat was hand crafted by Apollo, made from the skulls of Samurai who committed seppeku out of HONOR in being the bat Vin Diesel would use. He used the tears of sea-nymphs infused with the blood of Dracula for pine tar.


Vin Diesel can suck the insides out of a Malteaser without breaking the chocolate. He once tried to recreate this trick with an egg. Four people were killed, another two blinded.
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