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Unread 26 Jan 2004, 19:56   #1
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Your mum is so fat...
that when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings.

Hadn't heard that one before

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Unread 26 Jan 2004, 20:01   #2
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Re: Your mum is so fat...
Older than dust

Funny nevertheless!
Well once this guy said to me
your mum is so fat, that when it rains and she puts on a yellow raincoat, people yell " taxi taxi!"

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Unread 26 Jan 2004, 20:10   #3
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Taxis are black.
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Not where I came from.
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Unread 26 Jan 2004, 23:13   #7
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Re: Your mum is so fat...
the other day i heard 'your mum is so fat that i heard [insert petrol company name here] has hired her to wear high heels and help drill for oil' (or something along those lines) - i personally think this is lame as it is too long
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Unread 26 Jan 2004, 23:20   #8
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Re: Your mum is so fat...
Yo mamma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house
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Re: Your mum is so fat...
Yo Momma so far, when she sat on the rainbow , Skittles came out!
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Yo Momma so far, when she sat on the rainbow , Skittles came out!
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Unread 26 Jan 2004, 23:35   #11
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Re: Your mum is so fat...
...when her pager goes off, people think she's reversing
...she's never been in a phone booth
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