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9 Jun 2004, 21:38
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
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I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
It's pretty simple really. My hair only looks good when I don't wash it. Which makes me feel dirty and greasy etc.
Even more so, whenever I shower I have some psychological hangup such that I have to wash my hair. Leaving the only way for me to have a decent hair day is to forgo showering altogether. Which is a perfectly fungible option in winter, but now that it's hot and humid there's a lot of sweating going on.
Is it just my hair that gets ruined by shampoo or is that common?
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9 Jun 2004, 21:42
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
I heard a lie that hair is actually cleaner when you don't wash it, and that grease is it's own cleaning device.
I don't remember why I didn't hit the person that said it.
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9 Jun 2004, 21:43
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
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Originally Posted by LHC
I heard a lie that hair is actually cleaner when you don't wash it, and that grease is it's own cleaning device.
I don't remember why I didn't hit the person that said it.
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That's a wonderful misinterpretation of the relatively standard belief that hair can clean itself if you don't wash it for months
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9 Jun 2004, 21:49
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
Mine seems to as well. Just use shitloads of conditioner.
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9 Jun 2004, 21:53
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
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9 Jun 2004, 22:12
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
Stop using deodorant. If you don't shower for longer periods (Ie a few days), not using that horrible (and dangerous) thing called deodorant will make you smell much better AND natural! Jippi!
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9 Jun 2004, 22:15
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
Smelling like B.O is not a good thing. "Natural" is the term used by smelly people.
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9 Jun 2004, 22:17
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
By healthy people you mean! I don't use any of the so-called hygiene products, I don't shower too much, I don't eat much unatural or un-ecological food, and I don't munch pills. Im NEVER sick, ever. And I don't smell bad either, I just smell like humans are supposed to smell.
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9 Jun 2004, 22:19
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
The natural pheromones in your sweat will have the ladies flocking to you
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9 Jun 2004, 22:23
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Godfather
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Location: England
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
when im in my car with its distinct lack of AC my gf does not comment 'my god i want you now'
its more 'ew smelly sweaty man'
GIRLS DONT LIKE SWEATY MEN : FACT
watch the lynx advert...'sweaty men attract other sweaty men'
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9 Jun 2004, 22:24
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TashTastic
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
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Originally Posted by LHC
I heard a lie that hair is actually cleaner when you don't wash it, and that grease is it's own cleaning device.
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i got told this by a guy who has dreads (if thats how its spelt)
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9 Jun 2004, 22:30
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
this thread is compulsive viewing.
see that's like a pun because he has an shampoo compulsion which is also funny because oh never mind
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10 Jun 2004, 00:31
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
I haven't washed my hair with shampoo in about 6 months.
Whenever I do it looks stupid. So I don't.
Snurx is right in this thread, even if he is a filthy anarchist.
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10 Jun 2004, 00:47
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Godfather
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
i wash my hair everyday in shampoo
its because im clean
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10 Jun 2004, 00:55
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Clerk
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
Not washing my hair has never been an issue so far.
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10 Jun 2004, 06:21
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nomen est omen
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
Years ago on the dole, I did n`t bath or wash my hair for at least a year (just to try it out for personal research purposes). After a few months your hair "sorts its self out" and is quite manageable. np. Only one episode of negative feed back came from my then gf complained about the dirt and gunk she collected in her finger nails in the throws of passion. Oh well.
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10 Jun 2004, 06:57
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Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
Had similar experience with my hair at college, just for a few months, like. Shoulder length greasy hair is not "teh win". It did sort itself out after about two months, and when i eventually washed it with shampoo and conditioner it was horrid for about a week afterwards.
A bit worried by this bit:
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Originally Posted by pyirt
I did n`t bath [...] for at least a year (just to try it out for personal research purposes).
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10 Jun 2004, 21:05
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Friendly geek of GD :-/
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
Just shower and don't wash your hair (keep it dry) if you really want to.......
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10 Jun 2004, 22:51
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Lurker
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
Quote:
Originally Posted by Apothos
A bit worried by this bit:
Quote:
Originally Posted by pyirt
I did n`t bath [...] for at least a year (just to try it out for personal research purposes).
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That's why he was on the dole...
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10 Jun 2004, 23:05
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Hapless
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
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Originally Posted by Snurx
By healthy people you mean! I don't use any of the so-called hygiene products, I don't shower too much, I don't eat much unatural or un-ecological food, and I don't munch pills. Im NEVER sick, ever. And I don't smell bad either, I just smell like humans are supposed to smell.
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I love it when people say things like this, please define 'unnatural' in this context.
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10 Jun 2004, 23:17
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
i like my hair washed, it feels nice and fluffy. but since its thick it has its own mind when it shouldn't, like modern women.
have to use a lot of ahir priduct to make it work which i hate. would never consider not washing my hair though, but then i do tend to bath when people expect me to or they notice that i haven't washed. i do this because i'm not a smelly person, even after sweating it has to be copious amounts to make me smell. i'm quite fresh i think
try washing your hair every 2 or 3 days or something. you get have a wash, and wet your hair and scurb it but don't shampoo, only shampoo it on the wash days. cuts down on the shampoo hair days
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10 Jun 2004, 23:35
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
I don't really get the point of washing your hair to make sure it's not greasy and then applying loads of grease/hair products to make sure it stays in one place or whatever.
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11 Jun 2004, 00:53
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
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Originally Posted by Geebee
I love it when people say things like this, please define 'unnatural' in this context.
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Woah. What do you think? Everything that fits under the category ecological is what I usually try to eat. I don't trust the modern way of preserving food (All those e-things), nor do I want gene-altered soy beans on my plate, thank you very much. By unatural I mean food/things that's altered by humans to become something that mother nature herself has not spewed out.
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11 Jun 2004, 01:04
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
Looks like Queer.
Smells like Queer.
IS Queer!
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11 Jun 2004, 01:09
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2000
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snurx
By healthy people you mean! I don't use any of the so-called hygiene products, I don't shower too much, I don't eat much unatural or un-ecological food, and I don't munch pills. Im NEVER sick, ever. And I don't smell bad either, I just smell like humans are supposed to smell.
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'natural' is a meaningless term here, also why dont you stop using computers and go live in a cave.
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11 Jun 2004, 01:51
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
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Originally Posted by Nodrog
'natural' is a meaningless term here, also why dont you stop using computers and go live in a cave.
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Why is it meaningless?
Oh, and I'm not one of those crazy crazy crazy primitivitists. But, does not showering every day and avoiding deodorant mean that I can't use a computer?
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11 Jun 2004, 02:52
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
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Originally Posted by Snurx
By unatural I mean food/things that's altered by humans to become something that mother nature herself has not spewed out.
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Could you name a natural food?
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11 Jun 2004, 03:05
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
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Originally Posted by queball
Could you name a natural food?
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Mushrooms?
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11 Jun 2004, 07:24
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
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Originally Posted by Dace
Smells like Queer.
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The more hair/skin/"beauty" products you use, the more of a faggot you are.
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11 Jun 2004, 08:10
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
"Facecream! It's just gayness in a jar!"
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11 Jun 2004, 11:21
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
Try a different shampoo then fs, use conditoner. I had the same problem with my hair going all, erm, 'big' and dry-ish and looking shit. But then a few days not washing ment it was greasy-ish enough to manage and loose its volume.
Turns out the shampoos were the prob, volumising wasnt printed on the front of the bottle but it was on the back fs.
Changed shampoo and that sorta helped, started using conditoner and that fixed it properly.
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11 Jun 2004, 12:40
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mmm.. pills
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snurx
By healthy people you mean! I don't use any of the so-called hygiene products, I don't shower too much, I don't eat much unatural or un-ecological food, and I don't munch pills. Im NEVER sick, ever. And I don't smell bad either, I just smell like humans are supposed to smell.
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Eeew! You're one of those hippy fags I stand a great distance from when I serve them at our front counter because not only do they smell like a dead Kangeroo (insert other feindish smelling dead animal that's been rotting in the back seat of a car for several days) but due to the fact they don't believe in toothpaste their breath reeks enough to make your nads boil and drop off.
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11 Jun 2004, 12:53
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
i wash my hair everyday in shampoo
its because im clean
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11 Jun 2004, 13:04
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:alpha:
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Location: London, UK
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Re: I Have A Bodily Hygiene Problem
ITT we realise that the "smelly nerd on the net" phenomenon is still alive and kicking.
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